Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

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Who remembers this when he rated KP 1/10? Yes and he even did a "rap song) about it. He was "forced to stay in KP's annexe. Now this is where Lozza gets it from by now saying she has an annexe. (She probably didn't even know what the word meant). Sorry I can't link the song. It's still on video in this article. Absolutely total cringe. Ch'Arg will not be marrying Lozza anytime soon. She definitely trapped him for sure!


and sweetcorn. Do not forget the sweetcorn! 🤣🤣
Paaahahahahahahaaa!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that annexe actually looks like a stable 😂
 

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I used to swear by her tan! Probably kept that company going for a while 🤣 it was good at the time, now there is much better on the market, but at the time it was miles better than anything else. I don't know why she just gave up after that, all these failed business and promised deals and collabs...

I too work in an edu. Setting. We've had children removed from their parents for absolutely disgusting, shocking things. Larose needs more time and interaction (imo from what loz posts) but she is fed, safe, warm, dry, clean etc. Far more than what many kids in this country have. Let alone worldwide 💔💔💔.

Wow, get me to a rave thread , am I feeling OK 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

But the OF advertising in between pics of her mini chaz is WRONG . She should at least have a separate "sexy" (strong inverted commas there) account, or just post larose on her account.

I was actually getting excited about a YouTube channel! I might message her and encourage her to do one
 
Awww poor BYG. I wish I could take all the pain away from her. She is suffering so bad. Bless her little Cotten socks. 🤗🤗🤗
She really is having the worst pregnancy ever known to womankind. Let’s all take a second to pray for our humble bewful yung gel 🙏🏼

There will be parents like me following her thinking... Only second sleepless night?! I'm on about night 9 of sleepless nights! She has no clue lol what did she think having babies was going to be? She in for SUCH a shock with baby no.2...
 
Awww poor BYG. I wish I could take all the pain away from her. She is suffering so bad. Bless her little Cotten socks. 🤗🤗🤗
She really is having the worst pregnancy ever known to womankind. Let’s all take a second to pray for our humble bewful yung gel 🙏🏼
You’re too kind.

But this is gonna be the norm from LozzaTheHut now. She’s always going to be tired, she’s always going to be whinging about it, always moaning how tired she is (and will be hanging out on OF at 6am 🙄 but we’ll look past that). They’re aren’t enough prayers in the world for this car crash of a creature.
 
Damn it, thought we might have been treated to a shot of gargantua in the wild… but no…

Just ChunkyChaz in his leggings and Ugg’s…. Pffft 🤣
So they have enough money to pay for the car to be detailed then? Get yer priorities right why dontcha :(

There will be parents like me following her thinking... Only second sleepless night?! I'm on about night 9 of sleepless nights! She has no clue lol what did she think having babies was going to be? She in for SUCH a shock with baby no.2...
I remember it only too well having a newborn plus a 14 month old both running on different schedules - plus two older ones creating havoc!
Boy is Lozza going to be on a Poor Me trip very soon.............................................
 
So they have enough money to pay for the car to be detailed then? Get yer priorities right why dontcha :(


I remember it only too well having a newborn plus a 14 month old both running on different schedules - plus two older ones creating havoc!
Boy is Lozza going to be on a Poor Me trip very soon.............................................

Let’s be honest, probably begged it. Or at the very least, got it half price.

Although what tickles me is they came to the house this time, not like when The Adams Family visited the last car detailing place that gave us the monumental bewful photo delights of the 21st century.

BYG has truly retreated to her sloth pit/annexe/stable now.
 
There will be parents like me following her thinking... Only second sleepless night?! I'm on about night 9 of sleepless nights! She has no clue lol what did she think having babies was going to be? She in for SUCH a shock with baby no.2...
My eldest never slept, and even now at 19 I have to go in and tell him to be bloody quiet when he is on a gaming call in the wee hours. It never ends! Never!
 
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