Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

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the slosher KP said:
I wonder what takeaway Loz and Chaz will treat themselves to tonight as it’s Friday and poor chaz has been gratifing hard on the tools and spinning his wheel all week. Not to mention our humble. Soft, pretty, bewful yung girl having to deal with being heavily pregnant and shoving LaOrse in front of the tv looking after an under 1 year old. I can’t wait to see their delicious looking healthy takeaway food….
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From Sheesh, no doubt 😆
 
Just read in Nov 2020 on her OF she was asking for £1000 to post naked photos….

“ I have only ever sold this sort pic with emoji covering the nipples but as every request I get asked me without emoji ! So thinking of selling these 3 pics as a package for 1k with my tits fully out ... No emoji No blurred the raw images ... but I need to see who will purchase and if worth it for me ... one for you you will have to pay as Tip if you want to purchase ... #copyright“

When asked if it was a joke…

“ it’s 50 dollars not pounds and I 1k is definitely not a joke for naked photos .. you pay for what you get and all my posts are exclusive and definitely not for Instagram
8:47 pm “
 
TheDarkling said:
Just read in Nov 2020 on her OF she was asking for £1000 to post naked photos….

“ I have only ever sold this sort pic with emoji covering the nipples but as every request I get asked me without emoji ! So thinking of selling these 3 pics as a package for 1k with my tits fully out ... No emoji No blurred the raw images ... but I need to see who will purchase and if worth it for me ... one for you you will have to pay as Tip if you want to purchase ... #copyright“

When asked if it was a joke…

“ it’s 50 dollars not pounds and I 1k is definitely not a joke for naked photos .. you pay for what you get and all my posts are exclusive and definitely not for Instagram
8:47 pm “
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“The raw images” 😂😂😂 Yeah, as if Lauren!
 
TheDarkling said:
Just read in Nov 2020 on her OF she was asking for £1000 to post naked photos….

“ I have only ever sold this sort pic with emoji covering the nipples but as every request I get asked me without emoji ! So thinking of selling these 3 pics as a package for 1k with my tits fully out ... No emoji No blurred the raw images ... but I need to see who will purchase and if worth it for me ... one for you you will have to pay as Tip if you want to purchase ... #copyright“

When asked if it was a joke…

“ it’s 50 dollars not pounds and I 1k is definitely not a joke for naked photos .. you pay for what you get and all my posts are exclusive and definitely not for Instagram
8:47 pm “
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Omg she’s so arrogant and thinks so highly of herself.

She also once said she would never show nipple as it’s for her special man only 😂😂😂.

I wonder when the 50% sale is coming.
 
Chaz is the presenter of his new Only Fans gameshow " Spin That Wheel" 😄😄 x
No wonder the blonde woman looks like she's going to vomit.

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Haha my youngest woke up and got in our bed at 2-4am for four long years, only stopping when we had her baby sister who cried for milk every 2 hours, and eldest smartly thought f*** that and stayed in her own room. New baby (now 7!) fed like that for a year then settled into a much better routine than big sis. 5 years of sleeping in 2 hour gaps with a full time job, visiting mum in hospital after her heart attack and a full time job and home to clean. Didn’t live off takeaways as hubby Is a great cook. But if Laureen thinks shes got it hard now, oh my days 😂

When I look back I wonder how we managed but you do don’t you and you don’t really moan you just get on with it. Surely Chaz can take out LaOrse for a few hours, visit family so she can have a pregacy nap? what does she DO all day to warrant being this tired when she could sort childcare and rest?
 
MrAllSeeingEye said:
“The raw images” 😂😂😂 Yeah, as if Lauren!
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The edited ones are bad enough , raw images lol. Imagine 🥸😵‍💫😵🤢

AlwightDallin said:
Haha my youngest woke up and got in our bed at 2-4am for four long years, only stopping when we had her baby sister who cried for milk every 2 hours, and eldest smartly thought f*** that and stayed in her own room. New baby (now 7!) fed like that for a year then settled into a much better routine than big sis. 5 years of sleeping in 2 hour gaps with a full time job, visiting mum in hospital after her heart attack and a full time job and home to clean. Didn’t live off takeaways as hubby Is a great cook. But if Laureen thinks shes got it hard now, oh my days 😂

When I look back I wonder how we managed but you do don’t you and you don’t really moan you just get on with it. Surely Chaz can take out LaOrse for a few hours, visit family so she can have a pregacy nap? what does she DO all day to warrant being this tired when she could sort childcare and rest?
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Just severely overweight and eating the worst food possible , she must feel like tit ! Imagine living off those takeaways all the time 😩 it’s going to get worse
 
Odd bod was spotted today, taking a lorry delivery of a big mountain of sugar cubes, he got a few mates to help put them in the ` shed ` ( annexe:rolleyes: ) .... ready for the la`secondcoming ... which is predicted on the 67th of febrijultytember 🐴🐴🐴 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️
 

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Lauryn Goodman is a nightmare human being, immature, nasty, obsessive, I wonder what she would have in common with the angel that is Goodger? The thread about Goodman is horrific (haven't even read it all, but I have seen was horrible, and there's a poor kid involved as her passive-aggressive pawn).

NOT slut-shaming as I think Kyle Walker should be a better dad and responsible for his mistakes, but Lauryn strikes me as an empty-headed, egotistical gold-digger.

(Edit: Oh wait, it's Chloe she's saying happy birthday to 😑 - however, I have seen papped pictures of her strolling with Lauryn). Not sure what Chloe's like, to be honest.
 
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lamaitresse said:
Lauryn Goodman is a nightmare human being, immature, nasty, obsessive, I wonder what she would have in common with the angel that is Goodger? The thread about Goodman is horrific (haven't even read it all, but I have seen was horrible, and there's a poor kid involved as her passive-aggressive pawn).

NOT slut-shaming as I think Kyle Walker should be a better dad and responsible for his mistakes, but Lauryn strikes me as an empty-headed, egotistical gold-digger.

(Edit: Oh wait, it's Chloe she's saying happy birthday to 😑 - however, I have seen papped pictures of her strolling with Lauryn). Not sure what Chloe's like, to be honest.
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Goodger scrapes the barrel in friends department. She’s lost so many and anyone that supports her or thinks she is a good person must either be using her for something or pity her or have no morals and aren’t decent kind humans
 
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