Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

[Anna666]

I honestly think BIGGGGGG lozzzz lives FIRMLY in cloud-cuckoo-land .... her own delusional bubble .... REAL LIFE HAS NOT HIT HER YET " but ohhhhh lozzzzza ..... IT WILL " .... 2days no sleep .... REALLY .... try nearly five years with a child who screamed the house down FOR NO REASON ... my daughter just wouldn't settle ... she would eventually drop off for approx 20 mins, then BAMMMMM awake crying, screaming ... took her to the doc, he found nothing, she was healthy ` some children like to cry he told me, she will grow out of it ` ..... must admit becoming a mother was such a shock to my system ... it goes without saying we love our children .... but its the hardest thing I've ever done

 

[NinaStar90]

Mine always slept 10 hours from about 7 weeks old. I thought I was so lucky and I was pretty annoying about it to other parents.

And then the teenage years came and wiped the smile off my face. Oh my god dragging the creature out it's pit for school has made me think I should have been a little less smug back then.

I imagine Ninastar90 Jr could rival Loz with the love of lying in bed doing duck all.

 

[Crowbag]

It's ok loz.
The hard work only lasts for around 18 years.
Then - actually no, scrap that.

It lasts a lifetime.
Enjoy!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

There will be parents like me following her thinking... Only second sleepless night?! I'm on about night 9 of sleepless nights! She has no clue lol what did she think having babies was going to be? She in for SUCH a shock with baby no.2...

Seems to me she has got off lightly with Laorse so by rights Mk II ought to be the devil incarnate - she'll know all about it then

 

[wrongturn]

For Loz…

 

[mrbusiness]

I genuinely don't know how these two clowns are keeping a roof over their heads - they have no endorsements, as far as I know, no big bucks magazine deals, only the occasional feature in new! which can't be a great deal, they're barely making enough to even bother with OF (unless Charlie is doing hard core gay porn elsewhere) and aren't invited to anything, so how are they living?

Universal credit?

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Big Loz's pregacy oarmoans and strong bloods don't seem as good this time and her baby brian seems even more fried. I think she needs a KFC bargain bucket to make herself better. Love u BYG Xxxx

 

[Pom Bear]

Loz is on the beg again xx

 

[St37]

Omg BYG was one of the questions on The Chase lol “in what show did Lauren goodger rise to fame “ haha

 

[Kat_Valentine]

Omg BYG was one of the questions on The Chase lol “in what show did Lauren goodger rise to fame “ haha

In her own bleeping mind, should’ve been the correct answer.

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

The correct answer is teenage mutant ninja turtles

 

[Sunnydaze101]

And next question and in what year did she lose her fame money and dignity.

 

[the slosher KP]

I wonder what takeaway Loz and Chaz will treat themselves to tonight as it’s Friday and poor chaz has been gratifing hard on the tools and spinning his wheel all week. Not to mention our humble. Soft, pretty, bewful yung girl having to deal with being heavily pregnant and shoving LaOrse in front of the tv looking after an under 1 year old. I can’t wait to see their delicious looking healthy takeaway food….

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

She's so relevant. So now. So the influencer. She needs to show a tin foil container full of camel vomit sprinkled with foot shavings. And NO mssg to back it up cos that's how fascinating she is...

 

[ejacks]

And next question and in what year did she lose her fame money and dignity.

She’s a BAFTA winning bewful yungel wif incredible bloods. How could she lose any of that?

 

[bignellie]

And next question and in what year did she lose her fame money and dignity.

many,many, many moons(faces) ago

 

[Xxcxcc]

SpongeBob square arse is very quiet wonder if she’s lay in the stable with that begged straw she got

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I think she’s just gone quiet with bad money worries. There’s been no magazine spreads, she’s done no promos, not been gifted much, all drying up slowly. Last pregnancy she even had that pathetic column to tick her over that didn’t last long or seem to be offered this time.

Sink boys out working and on OFs all the time.

And gone quiet in embarrassment for advertising she’s back on OF? I can imagine her saying I don’t give a duck what people say about it it’s easy money? But deep down it must eat away at her that she has to do this again when it’s not by choice.

 

[TheDarkling]

I think she’s just gone quiet with bad money worries. There’s been no magazine spreads, she’s done no promos, not been gifted much, all drying up slowly. Last pregnancy she even had that pathetic column to tick her over that didn’t last long or seem to be offered this time.

Sink boys out working and on OFs all the time.

And gone quiet in embarrassment for advertising she’s back on OF? I can imagine her saying I don’t give a duck what people say about it it’s easy money? But deep down it must eat away at her that she has to do this again when it’s not by choice.

Definitely right I think.

Either she is cankle deep in hay as we speak, or reality is starting to hit her. I hope it is. Might just be a wake up call for her.



Then again she was on OF 10 hours ago

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Definitely right I think.

Either she is cankle deep in hay as we speak, or reality is starting to hit her. I hope it is. Might just be a wake up call for her.



Then again she was on OF 10 hours ago

Just checked. Few mins ago she was online

She’s lost another 1k followers too last few days.