Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

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I haven’t taught for a few years but we had a student whose mum was on the game and they had all manner of safeguarding and social work interventions going on (this poor kid was so effed up it was unreal) but I wonder if la’sadeyes and the new baby will be under any kind of watch by SS because of her parents both being phone wankers? I appreciate they are not bringing trade home (I hope) but it must be a concern??
I would think that is really doubtful. LaFuckedOff is not mistreated in the eyes of SS. She is fed (all be it too much) generally clean (her hair is always clean anyway), she has a bedroom with a bed, she has toys, she certainly isn't the only child plonked in front of the TV for hours on end - so what exactly would they be involved for? She is cared for, certainly physically cared for.

On here the OF is made into a big deal, but I honestly don't think Lozza does anything current, not even pregnancy shots. I may well be wrong, but even so it would need to be affecting the baby for there to be any concern.
 
On here the OF is made into a big deal, but I honestly don't think Lozza does anything current, not even pregnancy shots. I may well be wrong, but even so it would need to be affecting the baby for there to be any concern.

She has posted pics of her while pregnant with Larose, but SS DO NOT get involved purely because a mother is involved in Sex Work unless they believe the child is at risk from the work in some way. Many mums have been in sex work for years and years before the boom of online work, without any hassle. Sometimes it's actually just a way to provide a lovely wee lifestyle that your child may not experience otherwise.

And also I don't think for a minute they have SS involvement at this point. They are dense, and there is A LOT that isn't sitting right morally for most people, but Larose at this point is surely safe and has adequate care.
 
I've taught for a long time, from nice country primary schools to city pupil referral units (my favourite kids ever).
I've seen a lot. Kids with home lives people wouldn't believe. How some of them got up, got in their taxi and got to the PRU was impressive.
What some others have said is absolutely true, and this same discussion has happened on here before.

There's nothing in what we see of laneddy's life to warrant intervention. The child could benefit from a health visitor advising laureen about healthy eating etc, but laureen can't be forced to change what she's doing. The child is having her basic needs met, and more. I know, i get all the buts. It's not how 'we' would parent. But.

Children in mainstream or alternative provision do not automatically get social services involvement because their parent is a sex worker. It just doesn't happen like that.
Why would it? Why would the schools even know?
The case loads would just be too huge to ever be looked at, etc etc etc. So many reasons.

I wrote more but deleted it, it's superfluous.
There's a charity here to provide beds for children. Not carpets, toys, holidays - beds.
No government provision, just local companies, good will and hard work. That's the level too many children are at, no bed.

I'm losing my train of thought, sorry. I'm waffling.
It's just that I've seen kids living genuinely horrendous lives, and believe me, what we see from the world of loz is nowhere near, in any respect.
 
There's a few early shots on this site. Some of the comments though. He is definitely bisexual by the sounds of it and Lozza apparently made him delete most of his early content somebody said. You can just browse. Just type in his name and Leaked Only Fans. The comments are vomit inducing especially the talk of Ch'Arg and another bloke in the shower so enter at your own peril. I feel a bit 🤢!!
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Why did I Google that site 👀 and why am I trying to find his/her/their thread? 👀😩😂
 
the thing that really fucks me off is babylaorsesex handle...wtf does a baby need an instagram handle, by the time it can respond it wont be a bleeping baby any more, its not going to be a moneyspinner (she's too lazy, baby sumo not aspirational enough for all the types that want to be influenced), get rid of it and put the content on your own account, and learn to spell your own kids name before no 2 turns up-twit
 
Sick sick man. They deserve each other. Two sick fat bastards together. As long as she is bringing the rent and food that heffer will stay. She is being used. Think she genuinely has feelings but he doesn't and she knows she won't get anyone else. They will never be happy. On and off for years and him cheating. Dont know how anyone would want to shag him. Imagine meeting, I would think he wasa bleeping murderer with them eyes. Imagine missionary and them eyes looking at you 🤢🤢 when next creepy eyes is here. There will be three of the fuckers. Imagine having a meal out and the four of them come in killer bubbas , killer dad and ting tong

Loooool 😄😄😄😄😘 xx.
Some old pics of Chaz pulling faces 😄😘 xx

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She clearly has no money coming in and is utterly desperate. I really feel for her children. They are so innocent in all this.

She once said she wanted to have a baby to 'give her life some routine'. I think that in itself speaks volumes.

Honestly the best advice would be to split with Chaz and do a really honest interview about what life is like / the dangers of following a showbiz life. She could come across as real and how motherhood is her priority. But she won't and clearly they have no money or savings so they keep trying to do OF even though no one seems really interested in them.
Lauren & honesty....

So you know how big fat flump has a "manager" what the duck does he do? Hes always promoting his other clients comments on their pics etc but nowt on lozzas 🤔 think he hates her as much as everyone else
 
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I genuinely don't know how these two clowns are keeping a roof over their heads - they have no endorsements, as far as I know, no big bucks magazine deals, only the occasional feature in new! which can't be a great deal, they're barely making enough to even bother with OF (unless Charlie is doing hard core gay porn elsewhere) and aren't invited to anything, so how are they living? 🤔
 
I genuinely don't know how these two clowns are keeping a roof over their heads - they have no endorsements, as far as I know, no big bucks magazine deals, only the occasional feature in new! which can't be a great deal, they're barely making enough to even bother with OF (unless Charlie is doing hard core gay porn elsewhere) and aren't invited to anything, so how are they living? 🤔

Universal Credit?
 
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