Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

[Chi4]

F#cking Nora , there is only so much photo editing one can do before it reaches its max so she must put the same picture on it about 20 times no amount of editing is going to get those cankles slim

Problem is most people don’t realise but local councils have a limit on how much they will pay towards your rent. LHA I think it is.

Let’s just say the average private rent in her area is 1500. The council may only pay 1200 toward.

Guarantee they are short by 50% each month.

Edit to add (for anyone in the know) https://lha-direct.voa.gov.uk/Search.aspx

Think it’s capped so they usually only
Pay max about £900 for that house , depends on how many bedrooms

 

[Bubblepink]

I'm the one who bought her tan *ashamed face* but it was actually decent. Never had the pleasure of meeting BYG, sadly.

I also have tried her tan (shhh) and it was decent.
She could have built on the brand - imagine I’d rather than using heavily edited photos she used ‘real’ people advertising her tan. It probably would have gone down well.
Instead she’s reduced to selling her dirty knicks on OF

Anyway….

When is Labamba the Second arriving? Are we to see a sign from the heavens or a wandering star when she goes into her stable to give birth?

 

[Lottiew1]

On a brighter note was lush to hear laflump giggling in lafatcunts story. What a difference a little bit of human interaction makes... Take note Loz you vile creature!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I also have tried her tan (shhh) and it was decent.
She could have built on the brand - imagine I’d rather than using heavily edited photos she used ‘real’ people advertising her tan. It probably would have gone down well.
Instead she’s reduced to selling her dirty knicks on OF

Anyway….

When is Labamba the Second arriving? Are we to see a sign from the heavens or a wandering star when she goes into her stable to give birth?

LaUpminsterStar shining bright in the Essex Sky. Bring Gold, Frankenstein Chaz and Myrrhhhhh to the stable/annexe but ffs phone Backgrid Sink Boy first!!! Just bewful!!!!!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

She has posted pics of her while pregnant with Larose, but SS DO NOT get involved purely because a mother is involved in Sex Work unless they believe the child is at risk from the work in some way. Many mums have been in sex work for years and years before the boom of online work, without any hassle. Sometimes it's actually just a way to provide a lovely wee lifestyle that your child may not experience otherwise.

And also I don't think for a minute they have SS involvement at this point. They are dense, and there is A LOT that isn't sitting right morally for most people, but Larose at this point is surely safe and has adequate care.

I also doubt the SS are involved. Charlie is obviously hanging around to ensure his daughters are OK so between these two gormless oafs they ought to be able to manage to look after the children sufficiently, I mean the SS took skank's kids because she's bleeping useless so they wouldn't make an exception for Lozza would they?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

7.49am. Both on OFs right now and “available now” Who’s watching the bubba??? Is she spooning her some porridge while dick rating some guys dick??? Multitasker our BYG

 

[TheDarkling]

7.49am. Both on OFs right now and “available now” Who’s watching the bubba??? Is she spooning her some porridge while dick rating some guys dick??? Multitasker our BYG

Does OF have complaints dept for trading standards? Because she don’t look like what she’s advertising

Like buying something off of Wish… you think you’re buying this bewful co-ord set, but end up with a cellophane bag of cheap tacky crap that looks nothing as advertised.

Like paying for a 12oz fillet steak from a back alley dealer and ending up with offal…

7.49am. Both on OFs right now and “available now” Who’s watching the bubba??? Is she spooning her some porridge while dick rating some guys dick??? Multitasker our BYG

Probably lurking on there hoping for some punters. Might be lucky if there is one sleazy sod hanging about on there

 

[WhatTheF?]

Lauren pope just done a ‘pack my hospital bag with me’ video. Why doesn’t BYG try this angle. You’d think with all her pregacy chat she’d have more of a focus on this kinda content.
Also. OF. I just had the thought maybe they’re not online to promote. But to watch

 

[minamoon]

Hmm I wonder what the three wisemen would bring to la’second coming?

Takeaway
Grape elf bar
A begged toy box for la’donké.

 

[Anna666]

Come on independent paps, she must ` wobble ` out of the house sometimes, or odd bod ` rolls ` her to the car ... please take some real pics of our BIGGGGGG lozzzz in the wild, we all need a good laugh!! ... some of these have been incredible in the past ... there's nothing quite like our BIGGGG lozzaaa in the WILD!! ... all NATRUULLLL n GLLOWINN WIV STRONG ORMONES N PERFIK BLUDDSSS .... " IN IT "

 

[TruthTeller88]

This is exactly it. She doesn’t seem to see an issue with it. Choose your lane, love.

Yea exactly are you a sex worker page or a mummy diaries page lozza?,, fuckin pick because atm being BOTH and the naked pics and videos (almost just a nappy) you upload is very very worrying.

 

[Vickster2110]

Come on independent paps, she must ` wobble ` out of the house sometimes, or odd bod ` rolls ` her to the car ... please take some real pics of our BIGGGGGG lozzzz in the wild, we all need a good laugh!! ... some of these have been incredible in the past ... there's nothing quite like our BIGGGG lozzaaa in the WILD!! ... all NATRUULLLL n GLLOWINN WIV STRONG ORMONES N PERFIK BLUDDSSS .... " IN IT "

Oh Anna I facking love you Haha ❤

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Come on independent paps, she must ` wobble ` out of the house sometimes, or odd bod ` rolls ` her to the car ... please take some real pics of our BIGGGGGG lozzzz in the wild, we all need a good laugh!! ... some of these have been incredible in the past ... there's nothing quite like our BIGGGG lozzaaa in the WILD!! ... all NATRUULLLL n GLLOWINN WIV STRONG ORMONES N PERFIK BLUDDSSS .... " IN IT "

So so BEWFEL.

 

[Cocobaby09]

Problem is most people don’t realise but local councils have a limit on how much they will pay towards your rent. LHA I think it is.

Let’s just say the average private rent in her area is 1500. The council may only pay 1200 toward.

Guarantee they are short by 50% each month.

Edit to add (for anyone in the know) https://lha-direct.voa.gov.uk/Search.aspx

This is correct, I work for a local authority and there is a benefit cap in place. And if the tenant is seen to be living in a property beyond their means they only get so much help, as they should be living somewhere they could realistically afford.

LaUpminsterStar shining bright in the Essex Sky. Bring Gold, Frankenstein Chaz and Myrrhhhhh to the stable/annexe but ffs phone Backgrid Sink Boy first!!! Just bewful!!!!!

Spat out my irn bru there

 

[Surfcat123]

bleeping hell! He's got such horrible cow eyes, hasn't he? Their dead with no emotion.... and poor Larose has inherited them. ☹

Cows have beautiful eyes unlike Charles

 

[#noinfluencer]

Cows have beautiful eyes unlike Charles

My apologies to the cows. I just meant it in the saying "cow eyes" because his eyes are just dead, aren't they? No feeling, no expression, nothing in them.

 

[Crowbag]

Lauren pope just done a ‘pack my hospital bag with me’ video. Why doesn’t BYG try this angle. You’d think with all her pregacy chat she’d have more of a focus on this kinda content.
Also. OF. I just had the thought maybe they’re not online to promote. But to watch

Lozza's bag would contain lard.
Nothing else, just lard.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Who remembers this when he rated KP 1/10? Yes and he even did a "rap song) about it. He was "forced to stay in KP's annexe. Now this is where Lozza gets it from by now saying she has an annexe. (She probably didn't even know what the word meant). Sorry I can't link the song. It's still on video in this article. Absolutely total cringe. Ch'Arg will not be marrying Lozza anytime soon. She definitely trapped him for sure!

Lozza's bag would contain lard.
Nothing else, just lard.

and sweetcorn. Do not forget the sweetcorn!

 

[mohawk]

I've taught for a long time, from nice country primary schools to city pupil referral units (my favourite kids ever).
I've seen a lot. Kids with home lives people wouldn't believe. How some of them got up, got in their taxi and got to the PRU was impressive.
What some others have said is absolutely true, and this same discussion has happened on here before.

There's nothing in what we see of laneddy's life to warrant intervention. The child could benefit from a health visitor advising laureen about healthy eating etc, but laureen can't be forced to change what she's doing. The child is having her basic needs met, and more. I know, i get all the buts. It's not how 'we' would parent. But.

Children in mainstream or alternative provision do not automatically get social services involvement because their parent is a sex worker. It just doesn't happen like that.
Why would it? Why would the schools even know?
The case loads would just be too huge to ever be looked at, etc etc etc. So many reasons.

I wrote more but deleted it, it's superfluous.
There's a charity here to provide beds for children. Not carpets, toys, holidays - beds.
No government provision, just local companies, good will and hard work. That's the level too many children are at, no bed.

I'm losing my train of thought, sorry. I'm waffling.
It's just that I've seen kids living genuinely horrendous lives, and believe me, what we see from the world of loz is nowhere near, in any respect.

I completely agree with you. I taught in areas like the programme Shameless. I always thought the TV show was grossly exaggerated. Kids where they were 1 of 8, 4 in care and mum has another on the way. Revolving door of dads. In the same class with cousins, aunties, uncles, step sisters/brothers. All living on the same estate. Kids walking to school on their own at 4, kids playing out til midnight even though they're only 7 I could go on and on....

I don't like BYG and I feel Laorse is overweight, behind in her development and under stimulated but she's in a much better position than these kids. I just feel sad her mum is flaunting her flappy fanny on OF (sounds like a new thread haha) and mostly that I've rarely seen a photo of Laorse smiling. I think this is the saddest thing of all. Children don't choose to be born. they're a precious gift and it's our jobs as parents to give them the best of everything which isn't necessarily money or material things- love and time are the best gift you can give and it's free (then again how much do you thing BYG has actually begged for Laorse- do you think she has actually paid for anything for her?)

I'm so proud of myself (sorry, not sorry) as a widowed young mum (hub died of cancer aged 41) I worked full time to give my son (I could only have one) the greatest life I could, the best of it being my time, unending love and undivided attention. He deserves nothing less.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Just plonking my fat ass here, because she must be due by now.....I mean elephants have shorter pregnancies.