Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

[Cocobaby09]

Seen on Sam Faiers thread... Bewful humble yung gal??

I'm the one who bought her tan *ashamed face* but it was actually decent. Never had the pleasure of meeting BYG, sadly.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I actually forgot that I followed her Twitter ages ago as she never tweets and I loved her absurd ramblings when she did. She has no shame does she?

Jesus Christ on a bike. WTF is going on? This photo is years and years old. She must've had a mental breakdown? Surely? I need to lay down. This cannot be happening?

 

[Anna666]

Soooo BIGGGGGGG lozzzz ..... what exactly do you have to offer ( the pic in the bath is 10yrs old if not more ) .... your only fan pervs at twentyjultember months year ` pregacy ` .. these pics below of you in the wild were taken a few months back .... hardly sexy or enticing .. you must also now be triple this size ... let me guess you are in the few remaining weeks .... days of ` pregacy ` whoring yourself out to deviants with a ` pregacy fetish ` ... laying all day in bed, cant move ... morbidly OBESE from all the crap you stuff yourself with 24/7 ... but can open those legs/bloated cankles, taking disgusting photos/videos with baby bump ... playing with your big saggy milky boobs .. front on nipples OF COURSE .... for a few quid ... and you DARE call yourself a MOTHER!! ... I wouldnt wish this on another woman, but Il make an exception for you .... I HOPE HE FUCKIN LEGS IT ` AGAIN ` after the 2nd la` coming ... and you cant cope with two demanding lil ones wanting your attention 24/7 ... wont have time to wipe that fat arse, let alone do` content ` for your only fan pervs ... I also hope not one magazine is interested in your boring tit show of a life and you are forced to WORK for a living ... NOW THAT ... I would pay good money to see

 

[Crowbag]

I'm not too fussed that she's doing OF whilst pregnant. It isn't hugely different to the braindead 'influencer' zlisters left over from various reality shows who sexualise their pregnant bodies all over the mainstream media.
There's a huge fetish market, and quite honestly laureen has sod all else to offer. She can hardly move unless there's an iced doughnut in front of her, so it's unlikely she's offering anything particularly impressive.

What I do find unforgivable is using laneddy in anything related to her sex work. That's crass and dangerous.
One basic job loz - keep your child safe.

 

[the slosher KP]

Murat?

 

[Xxcxcc]

Murat?

Dumb and dumber. It's all in the eyes

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So 1.5 babies later she’s realised her kids aren’t going to be the money spinner she was hoping for and she needs to start selling her dirty knickers again. At least she’s realized she needs money to live and can’t beg for the rest of her life.

Finally

And he’s out grafting today.

I wouldn’t wish money woes on anyone especially a bout to drop pregnant person but they dug their own grave.

 

[Norfolking Good]

I haven’t taught for a few years but we had a student whose mum was on the game and they had all manner of safeguarding and social work interventions going on (this poor kid was so effed up it was unreal) but I wonder if la’sadeyes and the new baby will be under any kind of watch by SS because of her parents both being phone wankers? I appreciate they are not bringing trade home (I hope) but it must be a concern??

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Soooo BIGGGGGGG lozzzz ..... what exactly do you have to offer ( the pic in the bath is 10yrs old if not more ) .... your only fan pervs at twentyjultember months year ` pregacy ` .. these pics below of you in the wild were taken a few months back .... hardly sexy or enticing .. you must also now be triple this size ... let me guess you are in the few remaining weeks .... days of ` pregacy ` whoring yourself out to deviants with a ` pregacy fetish ` ... laying all day in bed, cant move ... morbidly OBESE from all the crap you stuff yourself with 24/7 ... but can open those legs/bloated cankles, taking disgusting photos/videos with baby bump ... playing with your big saggy milky boobs .. front on nipples OF COURSE .... for a few quid ... and you DARE call yourself a MOTHER!! ... I wouldnt wish this on another woman, but Il make an exception for you .... I HOPE HE FUCKIN LEGS IT ` AGAIN ` after the 2nd la` coming ... and you cant cope with two demanding lil ones wanting your attention 24/7 ... wont have time to wipe that fat arse, let alone do` content ` for your only fan pervs ... I also hope not one magazine is interested in your boring tit show of a life and you are forced to WORK for a living ... NOW THAT ... I would pay good money to see

Well said. Could not agree more. I think he has already legged it hence the blank photoframe. He's probably doing gay for pay again too. Those poor children.

 

[Clickbait]

I wouldn’t wish money woes on anyone especially a bout to drop pregnant person but they dug their own grave.

If she had made a real effort with YouTube she may have been able to get some revenue from that to use but of course it’s another failed venture because she is too lazy and entitled to put the work in. She probably wanted Moleman to hire a cameraman, sound and lighting engineers, MUA, fashion stylist and editor for each video thus rendering them prohibitive to make and lacking in any profit.

I wonder if she got Chaz to film for her and when she saw the outcome had a go at him for conspiring with the street rat paps and using a wind machine to make her bigger.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I think after all this OF tit today from her being heavily pregnant, LaOrse and what with his gay for pay crap, they have finally shot themselves in the foot with magazine deals. Magazines want "wholesome family" stories. They have finally fucked themselves big time. I certainly hope so.

 

[Xxcxcc]

I think after all this OF tit today from her being heavily pregnant, LaOrse and what with his gay for pay crap, they have finally shot themselves in the foot with magazine deals. Magazines want "wholesome family" stories. They have finally fucked themselves big time. I certainly hope so.

If magazines do have them. Shame on them. They should be reported too giving these vile human beings that time to lie. They must know she is doing only fans whilst pregnant. They must be desperate for content. I'm messaging new magazine now

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Sweet baby Jesus Mary and Joseph. What a despicable thundercunt. Absolutely putrid that she whoring out pregnancy imagery for the depraved.
I wonder what the flappyfanny doula makes of it all- maybe she was positioning the ring light

 

[MrsVonDarkness]

Charlie's teeth. Omg I howl every time I see them. What possessed him to get those Tippex white monstrosities is beyond me.

I have no issue with people using only fans to make money, if some idiot would pay for used knickers i would gladly sell them. What I have a problem with is how BYG and Charlie use Larose, the sex in her username is beyond disgusting. They are sleazy, thick as duck and dangerous. Larose is in for a rough ride along with Lanumber2 when she falls out her mothers fan.

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

For me- OF work is a double edged sword- on one hand I think the same; great if you’re paying your bills/ surviving or even making millions from idiots who want to pay you to see your toes, or buy your pants then more fool them.

Then theres part of me that thinks it’s disgusting to serve this vile societal underbelly which is becoming so popular we’re getting desensitised to the imagery and the moralities of it all. Like ok, she’s paid her rent with a photo of her burgeoning bump, probably more; but then there’s some sicko laminating it to wank over…. My Brian gets overwhelmed tbh!

 

[TruthTeller88]

I haven’t taught for a few years but we had a student whose mum was on the game and they had all manner of safeguarding and social work interventions going on (this poor kid was so effed up it was unreal) but I wonder if la’sadeyes and the new baby will be under any kind of watch by SS because of her parents both being phone wankers? I appreciate they are not bringing trade home (I hope) but it must be a concern??

It really boils my piss that kids of these OF WANKERS aren't safe guarded like the little girl you mentioned. Especially when BOTH parents are at in this case and many others. Why is it treated any different to other prostitutes?

 

[Norfolking Good]

My additional issue is that kids are soooo cruel and it only takes one kids to tell everyone that their mum and dad are making porn and their little lives will be horrific. I don’t think a lot of the OF content creators even think of the impact of this as it’s online forever so even when they’re at high school I will guarantee some kid will be sharing content of their mum and dad. Good luck in sorting that mess out to those little girls

 

[NinaStar90]

I used to be a full service sex worker, and I used OFs during lockdown when I couldn't meet people.
One thing I cannot support is ANYONE using children in ANY WAY to promote themselves. That includes pregnant porn, and those sex workers who meet people when pregnant. Capitalising on the fact they are with child. I may be a 'prude' (after 10 years in FSSW) but if you advertise as pregnant in any way, you have decided to involve that child in the adult industry.

My additional issue is that kids are soooo cruel and it only takes one kids to tell everyone that their mum and dad are making porn and their little lives will be horrific. I don’t think a lot of the OF content creators even think of the impact of this as it’s online forever so even when they’re at high school I will guarantee some kid will be sharing content of their mum and dad. Good luck in sorting that mess out to those little girls ☹

Gonna disagree here- I was outed as an escort about 5 years back- I had to tell my kid. And it was all ok, because I'd brought up my kid to respect people, and my child has an open minded and intelligent world view. These days my child has some SAVAGE insults for people who mention it.

 

[Crowbag]

But OF and similar are so commonplace now that loads of parents will be involved in it, social services aren't going to have the time, staff etc to follow up every case unless the child is in serious danger, in sex photos etc. Even then there's so little resourcing available.
People like katona, price and the eejits from telly whose names I don't know are at it, they still get magazine and tv deals.

That includes people at the school gates next to you, in your street, everywhere. In whatever form, it's as old as time.

And that's how it's going to end - the snake that eats itself.
An oversaturated market, that's losing its appeal.
It isn't usually the 'i make £20,000 a month with OF' thing that some boast about. It's more like these two sad fools - flash yer gash for £3, floppy cock for 30p. Yawn. Naff, classless, unimaginative. Free elsewhere online.

Any magazine etc that gives the likes of laureen publicity will already know what she does, and won't give a monkey's.
It's like expecting the sun or the mail to print the truth and have a conscience, it isn't going to happen.

Just my opinion.
For the record I think laureen is an awful parent, and an awful human being. But she isn't doing anything illegal, even though the sexualising of her child's name is vile.
I find the likes of love island as gross as her behavior, morally vapid.

It's 2022, yet so much telly etc seems determined to put back women's progress by decades.
Let's hope there's a generation coming through with more bloody sense.

Just for the record.
In case i haven't made it clear enough!
I think what she's doing is crass.
I think she’s crass.
And i think she's too thick and self obsessed to realise the impact it could have on her children. She will think 'mumma is a super model on the telly '.

She shouldn't be allowed bloody social media. Parenting classes and pies. Nowt else.

 

[smellyfootballboots]

I actually forgot that I followed her Twitter ages ago as she never tweets and I loved her absurd ramblings when she did. She has no shame does she?

What's happening with her arm in that photo?