Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

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Hannah2291 said:
It’s really strange as at the start of their relationship and throughout her first pregnancy there were loads of gushing posts about each other, how they loved each other etc and always posting about going out for dinner etc (even if it was filtered to duck or in staged paparazzi shots). Now there’s nothing. They’re clearly still together at the moment as they appear in each other’s posts for those begged holidays or in the background of each other shots about food or La’Orse but there is zero affection or any semblance of an actual true relationship.

I agree with what others have said- she has feelings but has been hurt and feels she needs to keep him otherwise she’s a single mother and wouldn’t be able to cope. He is clearly not interested and is only there for the roof over his head and the kids. So they just exist with each other. Quite sad actually!
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I do wonder if this is where the age gap maybe shows - she's mid 30s, nearly a mum of 2, wanting a more serious relationship. He's 24 (?) - Still finding his feet on life really.

I know a few lads in their mid 20s and settling down and having kids is not even on their agenda whereas being out clubbing and pulling and playing the field definitely is.

Nb - I'm not saying all 24 Yr old men aren't mature and cant make good parents - I'm sure there are many who manage it and do it well!! But ime these are more in the minority and I defo didn't want to settle down in my early 20s
 
I’m sure someone many many threads back noticed that whenever the bewful one’s followers began to drop she would buy x amount to keep it at around the 700,000 mark. She seems to keep it at a certain point and you can tell from the lack of engagement that she gets very few clicks per post.
Shame she doesn’t just sack this tit show off and be a present mother.
 
Omg this beyond belief! ‘After being away for so long!’ 😂😂😂 ‘Highly requested!’
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An empty photo frame again Lozza? She did this last time when they split up…

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geordiegirl said:
Omg this beyond belief! ‘After being away for so long!’ 😂😂😂 ‘Highly requested!’
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An empty photo frame again Lozza? She did this last time when they split up…

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Highly requested my lilly white ass…

She’s been reading on here, seen the posts from the Fappening Blog and somehow her brain, has concocted that she’s in demand 🙄

Lozza babe, as soon as you got knocked up by droopy drawers, the boys on Fappening lost interest in you, there’s been no posts on you since last year, take the hint.

No one wants your crusty skiddy knickers.

Your content on OF is shite and apparently not worth the money you’re asking.

For duck sake, stop being a sex worker and be a present and coherent mother you disgusting beggy witch.

She’s given me the hump
 
MrsGripperStebson said:
So lets get this right, she is deliberately going back on OF, and letting everyone know about it, when she is 8 (or 18 or 180, who knows) months pregnant? She is lower than a snakes bollocks....
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Yep, and she’s been pregnant for years now so where exactly is this new content coming from unless it’s pregnancy porn? 🤔 Can she really not understand why ITV haven’t come knocking for a mummy show with her? All access to Big Loz in da bungalow: Chaz has got his wheel spinning in the back bedroom, she’s plonked Laorse in front of Cocomelon with a jumbo bowl of pasta whilst she wipes her fanny and sweaty crack with size 8 knickers to send off to her ‘fans’. Hardly aspirational 😂
 
She’s deleted her last story about OF and posted a new one instead now…

WhatTheF? said:
What’s her Amazon account I need to see 😂
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On her link in bio to the OF account I think her wish list is on there. I’ll take one for the team so we don’t all bump up her click through rate and give her too much engagement 😂

Ok her wish list is a load of bollocks. Hasn’t been updated in over a year. It’s diamond earrings, iPads, iWatches, and a tumble dryer 🤦‍♀️ Here’s the link: https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/3M3NR4ZDISVC9?ref_=wl_share
 

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Ye bleeping gods! This must be the lowest she has stooped and I’m not on about troffing that manky looking cookie straight out the tinfoil and cardboard box it came in. (Lazy, lazy cow.)
Mingling the sex work in with her over sharing of her little girl. This is so problematic. She is….I’m lost for words again. WHAT exactly goes through her thick noggin??

She must have had LaLatestadditionbynomeansthelast to have justified this. Imagine having a newborn and having sex work on the mind.
 
She clearly has no money coming in and is utterly desperate. I really feel for her children. They are so innocent in all this.

She once said she wanted to have a baby to 'give her life some routine'. I think that in itself speaks volumes.

Honestly the best advice would be to split with Chaz and do a really honest interview about what life is like / the dangers of following a showbiz life. She could come across as real and how motherhood is her priority. But she won't and clearly they have no money or savings so they keep trying to do OF even though no one seems really interested in them.
 
She's too self absorbed, too unpleasant and quite frankly too bloody thick to come across as real in any interview.

Best thing would be to step away from all social media, aim for a 'normal' life and enjoy her children.
But that's not going to happen either.

She’s convinced she deserves more, always more.
More children, more food, more free things, more fillers, more settees, more pushchairs, more photos. Just more.
She doesn't realise , and probably never will, that she already has enough with her little family (not necessarily including Charlie. But he is the father, whether or not he's a partner).
 
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