Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

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Please take this bow off your baby's head. Let her scalp breathe. It just looks awful.
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This actually looks like a car park with the line behind. I bet she went home after taking this picture! 🤣
 
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Why the girlfriend thing?
That's the same as people thinking it's hilarious to ask little kids if they have a boyfriend or are they married , or did their front teeth fall out from too much kissing.

Maybe I'm just silly, but I find it quite repulsive. Not cute, just naff.
Encourage natural lovely friendships from the word go, with any and every gender, but stop making it all about sexuality!

(suspects has become a total old fart and goes to sit in the Cupboard for Middle Aged Frumps)
 
Why the girlfriend thing?
That's the same as people thinking it's hilarious to ask little kids if they have a boyfriend or are they married , or did their front teeth fall out from too much kissing.

Maybe I'm just silly, but I find it quite repulsive. Not cute, just naff.
Encourage natural lovely friendships from the word go, with any and every gender, but stop making it all about sexuality!

(suspects has become a total old fart and goes to sit in the Cupboard for Middle Aged Frumps)

No I totally agree! Why are we sexualising kids from such a young age? Makes me feel really uneasy and I tell people off if they say things like that to my Son.

I expect it’s the same people who refer to babies or little ones having boyfriends/girlfriends who would object to LGBTQ+ education in schools. 🙄
 
Please take this bow off your baby's head. Let her scalp breathe. It just looks awful.
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This actually looks like a car park with the line behind. I bet she went home after taking this picture! 🤣
The whole outfit is vile. Lozza needs to accept that LaNoHope, currently, is not a frilly, bow in the hair, kind of girl. She'd look much better in some denims/trousers and little trendy top with socks (not frilly socks) and maybe a small clip in her hair to match her outfit. This get up A, doesn't suit her and B, looks like something travellers put their kids in. It just looks cheap and uncomfortable.

Why the girlfriend thing?
That's the same as people thinking it's hilarious to ask little kids if they have a boyfriend or are they married , or did their front teeth fall out from too much kissing.

Maybe I'm just silly, but I find it quite repulsive. Not cute, just naff.
Encourage natural lovely friendships from the word go, with any and every gender, but stop making it all about sexuality!

(suspects has become a total old fart and goes to sit in the Cupboard for Middle Aged Frumps)
Haha I'm an old fart too.. I completely agree about the girlfriend/boyfriend thing, there are quite a few people, especially on Insta who do that. I don't like using the word gender! We are sexed, not gendered! Get's my goat every time.
 
Why the girlfriend thing?
That's the same as people thinking it's hilarious to ask little kids if they have a boyfriend or are they married , or did their front teeth fall out from too much kissing.

Maybe I'm just silly, but I find it quite repulsive. Not cute, just naff.
Encourage natural lovely friendships from the word go, with any and every gender, but stop making it all about sexuality!

(suspects has become a total old fart and goes to sit in the Cupboard for Middle Aged Frumps)
Totally agree. These are the type of people who can't comprehend being close friends with someone of the opposite sex and have to make it weird.
 
Poor wee Laorse and the gigantic bow. I can’t bear these things on wee babies, they looks so chavvy.
Surprised Larose hasn't got big gold hoops yet, diamante studs, or gold bangles.

And the Burberry skirt for Larose is foul!!

The Burberry Check still hasn't lost its chavvy connotations (used to see young "neds", as we call them in Glasgow, wearing Burberry baseball caps all over at one point)!!
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Lauren, don't you remember this paparazzi picture? De-valued Burberry's brand in just one photo*.

*If you don't know who that is, it's Daniella Westbrook, around 20 years ago.
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Place your bets if you think it's a knock-off one.
 
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Ooh Big Loz is gonna be fewmin, Jess Wright has bagged an article in Hello mag and Mark was having a laugh with Becks at soccer aid 🤣
Poor Chaz just can’t provide the life she thinks she deserves.
I thought the exact same when I saw it!!! What a fukin stupid name 4 a baby!! I LOVEEEEE elvis I listen 2 him most days but by god that child's gonna be ripped asunder at school!! I hate 2 say this bug larosewest is even better!!

Surprised Larose hasn't got big gold hoops yet, diamante studs, or gold bangles.

And the Burberry skirt for Larose is foul!!

The Burberry Check still hasn't lost its chavvy connotations (used to see young "neds", as we call them in Glasgow, wearing Burberry baseball caps all over at one point)!!
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Lauren, don't you remember this paparazzi picture? De-valued Burberry's brand in just one photo*.

*If you don't know who that is, it's Daniella Westbrook, around 20 years ago.
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Place your bets if you think it's a knock-off one.
Iconic!!
 
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