Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

[Philimena cunk]

Thank you ❤ xx.

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Has Ramu spawned yet???

 

[Mollichop]

This was on sink boys Instagram. BYG hasn’t liked it or commented… lafirstborn looks genuinely happy

What the duck is that?! La’inmate is off to do a couple of laps of the prison yard.

 

[Pampered Pam]

I have noticed that Larose always seems wary when mummy dearest appears she seems to look at her to see what mood she is in she has no connection with Larose this hayfever she says she has is another excuse for Lauren to stay in hiding from any paps who might be about I have not seen the lazy mare for ages unless its a backgrid booked shoot with all the unhealthy food she eats she must be huge

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Interchangeable fat cunts

Has Ramu spawned yet???

Or La'Rogu (Roger's son out of American Dad)

 

[Pom Bear]

Poor BYG probably sad her Sink filling gay for pay baby daddy ain’t invited to Soccer aid. I mean he famous now isn’t he, he had baby with BYG and so successful , he should be posing with Liam and Damien too.

His tried to Photoshop himself in the pic and added a speech bubble xx.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

His tried to Photoshop himself in the pic and added a speech bubble xx.

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Hahaha. Spat my water out.

Lauren said last year I’m her column she would like to invite the Wrights to LaOrses baby shower as they all associate in the same circle.

Lauren and the Goodman girls last year

Mark Wright and David today

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Re the BYG hayfever, there was something in The Times on Saturday (Loz probably read it, oh wait...) saying that pollen is extra potent this year due to a wet spring. The rest of us take an antihistamine (safe in pregacy) and a nasal spray to combat symptoms, BYG has a psychic reading and a massive oily takeaway and moans.....

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Just saw this over on skank's page - how long has Ch/Arg been an "Electrician" then?

I thought he was some sort of a bodge-it merchant / fly-tipper?

 

[Kat_Valentine]

Re the BYG hayfever, there was something in The Times on Saturday (Loz probably read it, oh wait...) saying that pollen is extra potent this year due to a wet spring. The rest of us take an antihistamine (safe in pregacy) and a nasal spray to combat symptoms, BYG has a psychic reading and a massive oily takeaway and moans.....

I also saw somewhere that it’s because there’s an abundance of male species or plants & trees (less female, go figure) although I’m not sure how true that is

Nevertheless, just do what all of us other pregant ladies do, check with your midwife take an antihistamine, or whatever natural alternative you fancy and just bleeping get on with it. I HIGHLY doubt she’s suffering from all those outside excursions, just shut your windows, your mouth and your legs BYG

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

I was just over on BYG Twitter, can't believe I hadn't clocked this terrible editing (and on this forum we know TERRIBLE photoshop) before. Did LaNeddy do it?!

 

[Bubblepink]

Lozza's bag would contain lard.
Nothing else, just lard.

And a scrunchie

 

[Pom Bear]

If big Loz was a hamster..I think this pic would be quite accurate ..I've not photoshopped this one at all....I don't know why the settee is next to the toilet though x

This is before the hamster version of Loz has her takeaway delivered as no cartons anywhere..it won't stay clean for long x

 

[Chi4]

I was just over on BYG Twitter, can't believe I hadn't clocked this terrible editing (and on this forum we know TERRIBLE photoshop) before. Did LaNeddy do it?!
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The arms are like shot putters arms

 

[Jill Tyrell]

Arms like Popeyes, but it's tins of sweetcorn instead of spinach

I'm strong to the stable cause I eats me sweetcorn, I'm Lauren the BYG

 

[geordiegirl]

Come on Lozza… you’re being far too quiet!!!

 

[TheDarkling]

Come on Lozza… you’re being far too quiet!!!

No doubt she’s trying to cash in on the whole KP threatening to kill droopy drawers.

“ oh my god yer, tryin to kill the farver of me baybees. I’m so tired yer, it’s rele affected ma mental helf, don’t she no I’m pegnant. It’s bang outta order yer. Gonna put an exclusive pic on my OF to show yous how devastated I is. Jesus ain’t rite, don’t she no how delicate and vulnerable I am rite now. #help #prayersforme”

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

No doubt she’s trying to cash in on the whole KP threatening to kill droopy drawers.

“ oh my god yer, tryin to kill the farver of me baybees. I’m so tired yer, it’s rele affected ma mental helf, don’t she no I’m pegnant. It’s bang outta order yer. Gonna put an exclusive pic on my OF to show yous how devastated I is. Jesus ain’t rite, don’t she no how delicate and vulnerable I am rite now. #help #prayersforme”

That's old news (2019). Then he did the "rap song" about it.

 

[Mollichop]

Ooh Big Loz is gonna be fewmin, Jess Wright has bagged an article in Hello mag and Mark was having a laugh with Becks at soccer aid
Poor Chaz just can’t provide the life she thinks she deserves.

 

[Notredamn]

She sounds pissed up or like she’s lost her teeth in the story where she’s talking to Larose’s ‘boyfriend’ ()

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What in merry hell is this? "Frank, Frank, shall we get this for your girlfriend?" She is slurring her words and sounds pissed. She actually sounds three sheets to the wind. Oh my goodness. I dread to think. I am honestly shocked!