Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

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What is this boomerang shite CharlesAzNoMorals keeps posting on IG - how is a shot of a kin step ladder with some happenin' music any interest at all??
Screenshot to the thread please! 🤣



I bet OddBod found the sink in the dark first before he turned the light on Lozza! 🤣
Just a picture of a ladder 😂😂.

Think he’s just trying to show he’s grafting so we stop calling him an unemployed Lazy tit
 

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Why the girlfriend thing?
That's the same as people thinking it's hilarious to ask little kids if they have a boyfriend or are they married , or did their front teeth fall out from too much kissing.

Maybe I'm just silly, but I find it quite repulsive. Not cute, just naff.
Encourage natural lovely friendships from the word go, with any and every gender, but stop making it all about sexuality!

(suspects has become a total old fart and goes to sit in the Cupboard for Middle Aged Frumps)
Well I'm an old fart too. Not even a year old (allegedly) and these dimbo muvvas are going on about gelfriends. Yuk. She won't be his gelfriend for long if that chavtastic skirt is their idea of a present.

Just a picture of a ladder 😂😂.

Think he’s just trying to show he’s grafting so we stop calling him an unemployed Lazy tit
Spanner in a bucket, ladder up a wall. Looks too much like hard work, gonna give that sink my all.
 
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Why is the baby never wearing socks on her feet? I can’t understand why parents think their baby/ toddler doesn’t get cold feet when they go outside? I realise it’s not that cold at the moment but it’s a bug bear to see an adult dressed appropriately for the weather and yet their kid has to go out half dressed and expected to endure the weather conditions.
 
Why is the baby never wearing socks on her feet? I can’t understand why parents think their baby/ toddler doesn’t get cold feet when they go outside? I realise it’s not that cold at the moment but it’s a bug bear to see an adult dressed appropriately for the weather and yet their kid has to go out half dressed and expected to endure the weather conditions.
Not to defend BYG but socks don’t ever stay on… they get pulled off, lost, crawled off. It’s also better for their brain development if their feet are free of socks.

 
Not to defend BYG but socks don’t ever stay on… they get pulled off, lost, crawled off. It’s also better for their brain development if their feet are free of socks.


That was an interesting read and hadn’t thought of about the sensory aspect for babies .

Pretty sure lozza is just a thoughtless lazy twonk though 😉😂🙂. There is no way she will have heard of the Montessori philosophy 😂.
 
Their relationship does seem very transactional. Like I think someone mentioned earlier that his happy his just got somewhere to live 😂

I knew a girl who used to do cam work, she did well with it. She managed to entice her boyfriend to do it with her and she said it killed the relationship. Killed their intimacy, because when they were off camera, it felt like they were still being watched and still doing things for show, and he was getting all sort of requests from men and women and she said it put her off.

So it does baffle me that Lasecondcoming was actually conceived. Or perhaps it’s a true miracle, an immaculate conception. Because to be brutally honest, I would rather a flaming red hot poker near my vulvarine, then the thought of Chaz with his drawers down coming at me.

These people sell their soul, it's actually really sad to read that.

Those knickers looked like they had stains on them the dirty mare 🤦‍♀️

Haha I wonder if some desperado bought a pair and gets them out to sniff 🤣
🤢 There are weirdo women doing this and their counterpart weirdo men out there 🤮

Why is the baby never wearing socks on her feet? I can’t understand why parents think their baby/ toddler doesn’t get cold feet when they go outside? I realise it’s not that cold at the moment but it’s a bug bear to see an adult dressed appropriately for the weather and yet their kid has to go out half dressed and expected to endure the weather conditions.
The babies pull them off.
 
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Surprised Larose hasn't got big gold hoops yet, diamante studs, or gold bangles.

And the Burberry skirt for Larose is foul!!

The Burberry Check still hasn't lost its chavvy connotations (used to see young "neds", as we call them in Glasgow, wearing Burberry baseball caps all over at one point)!!
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Lauren, don't you remember this paparazzi picture? De-valued Burberry's brand in just one photo*.

*If you don't know who that is, it's Daniella Westbrook, around 20 years ago.
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Place your bets if you think it's a knock-off one.
Thats when Westbrook had a face though, before she destroyed herelf with cocaine
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Just a picture of a ladder 😂😂.

Think he’s just trying to show he’s grafting so we stop calling him an unemployed Lazy tit
The Sun quoted him as being 'An Electrician' when he had that threat from skanky - so what is he then? A labourer?
 
Just a picture of a ladder 😂😂.

Think he’s just trying to show he’s grafting so we stop calling him an unemployed Lazy tit
Riveting content I must say!!! No wonder he's so popular!!

Thats when Westbrook had a face though, before she destroyed herelf with cocaine
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The Sun quoted him as being 'An Electrician' when he had that threat from skanky - so what is he then? A labourer?
Hes a prozzy we all know thar
 
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What in merry hell is this? "Frank, Frank, shall we get this for your girlfriend?" She is slurring her words and sounds pissed. She actually sounds three sheets to the wind. Oh my goodness. I dread to think. I am honestly shocked! 😮
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Totally! When I first saw the skirt I thought typical Daniella Westbrook type chavvy choice (remember when she did it so tastefully head to toe with her baybee 🤦🏻‍♀️) - let’s hope that’s all she has in common with her eh?

And don’t get me started on 10 Munf year olds having boyfriends …
 
Interesting article in a local paper recently, about the rapid rise in 'Victorian diseases'. Serious ones.
Drs think it's mostly because of the anti-vax movement, who couldn't stop at the covid vaccines but have refused every single vaccine going.

These include rickets, scurvy, tb, typhoid fever and malnutrition, in huge numbers.

It also stresses that the likes of scurvy are linked to poor diets of mostly fast food.

Laureen, this is you.
This is what you are risking for your daughter. And you seem blissfully happy with it.
Scurvy! Bloody hell.
 
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