Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

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So by the looks of IG she wants to get back to the filtered unrealistic photo of a few years ago. And then she's moaning about what's been planted this year to give her & the baby such bad hay-fever. Like the farmers deliberately went out their way to sow some super size pollon inducing seeds just to piss her off...
 
Jesus is not OK? He must suffer hay-fever too.
Really wish this girl would learn some grammar 🤦🏼‍♀️
 

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ShowMeThe Money said:
And is that a beggy hint for a new phone do you 🤔
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Probably… she is on the beg for an IPhone on her Amazon wish list 😂

Sunnydaze101 said:
Who knows this time round.

We sometimes have spies on there that report back.

Eventually her stuff gets dropped on some dirty forum sites and then we post here.
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Nothing happening on those forums either, not for a long time it seems. When she announced the first pregacy atleast 5 posters on there said they would be cancelling their subscriptions. Then when she announced the second coming, whoever was left were put out and said they’d be off too. Although interestingly it seems she was still flogging herself when she was atleast 3-4 months pregnant with Labetterhaveblueeyes.

There is not enough ick in the world.
 
I’ll ask my in-laws who are farmers to check that they didn’t accidentally plant the BYG variant of wheat. I’m sure on behalf of all farmers in the UK they apologise to her and will cease all crop growing in the future.
I hope she isn’t using any intihistamines because we all know she doesn’t believe in medication (Botox and fillers being the exception).
 
Just when you think this idiotic lump of person surely cant be this stupid 🤦‍♀️ ... she continues to excel herself .... WTF does Jesus have to do with the price of fish???🤷‍♀️ .... BIGGGGG lozzzz ... make it make sense!! ...... and by the way .... YOU will NEVER look this way again, you were already 4 times bigger than this before you got knocked up with la`pissoffmumyoudumbtwat .... and this photo is heavily edited, which makes it false advertising ... I hope someone stops you at some point with this scamming on onlyfans, bans you on IG .... as you are obviously using very old ... very filtered images ... to con the punter into believing its really you ... this is fraud ... I read somewhere that there will be a big clamp down with this on social media ... hopefully you and other parasites, will go back to your cesspits and will have to work for a living .... ` you cant go back to this, because it didn't exist in the first place ` ... you THICK cretin
 

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Emzabeth2020 said:
The delusion is next level. Unreal is definitely the case!!
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This is probably about as self-aware (about her image) that Lauren will ever get - her reply suggests she wants to "get back to that" and wasn't "appreciating it" (paraphrasing her nonsensical reply, a little). BUT even at the time she didn't look like that!

Always makes me laugh when her Instagram comments say "Unreal", as you're never sure if they're being sarcastic or not (though, I doubt Loz's "fans" are the brightest bulbs in the box.
 
Norfolking Good said:
I’ll ask my in-laws who are farmers to check that they didn’t accidentally plant the BYG variant of wheat. I’m sure on behalf of all farmers in the UK they apologise to her and will cease all crop growing in the future.
I hope she isn’t using any intihistamines because we all know she doesn’t believe in medication (Botox and fillers being the exception).
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And theres Boris urging Farmers to plant more of everything! How very dare he inflict it on poor Lozza?
 
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Just when you think this idiotic lump of person surely cant be this stupid 🤦‍♀️ ... she continues to excel herself .... WTF does Jesus have to do with the price of fish???🤷‍♀️ .... BIGGGGG lozzzz ... make it make sense!! ...... and by the way .... YOU will NEVER look this way again, you were already 4 times bigger than this before you got knocked up with la`pissoffmumyoudumbtwat .... and this photo is heavily edited, which makes it false advertising ... I hope someone stops you at some point with this scamming on onlyfans, bans you on IG .... as you are obviously using very old ... very filtered images ... to con the punter into believing its really you ... this is fraud ... I read somewhere that there will be a big clamp down with this on social media ... hopefully you and other parasites, will go back to your cesspits and will have to work for a living .... ` you cant go back to this, because it didn't exist in the first place ` ... you THICK cretin
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This!! Could not have worded it better myself👍👍
 
Not sure what it is but I just don't believe all this stuff about Laorse not sleeping, being up at the crack of dawn, the kid barely raises a smile let alone a limb to move, that baby probably sleeps through the night and is up at a perfectly reasonable hour. I think its a cover for the incessant whinging about being tired tbh because she does duck all else all day so if she really was kept up all night she has the luxury of not having to get up in the morning to go to work and hold down a proper job
 
Do something with the kid! If you take them out and they get plenty of fresh air then they ‘usually’ sleep better on a night. Yeah, they might need sleep all the way through. My little didn’t really until they were almost 2, but keeping her entertained during the day instead of plonking her in front of the tv stuffing her face probably doesn’t help you dumb witch
 
Yes loz, no problem.
You will look like that photo again a day or two after having little neddy #2.

No problem.
You photoshopped it then, you can do it again.
Just be sensible, give your editing finger a day to recover from the birth, because it will be tired from holding all the pies you'll be shoving down your gob.

Oh, and presumably there will be one of those black and white shots of the baby’s foot or a random limb with your finger holding it, that's tiring.
So don't get giddy and over do things.
 
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