Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer

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Sink boy ain’t gonna like this
 

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Norfolking Good said:
Not to be crude but surely the least erotic thing ever is pushing a baby the size of a melon out of a hole the size of a lemon! How could you even think about masturbating during Labour that is just so weird. No wonder she is changing £2k for her literal wank ideas.
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There would be zero chance of my partner going anywhere near me for sexy time during labour. He is stil traumatised from me mooing like a cow and complaining the contractions were in my bum. 🤣

any talk of orgasmic labour is prob to entice more OF customers 🤢
 
Clickbait said:
Big Loz won’t be paying her - she’ll be doing it for free to gain celebrity endorsement I’m sure. As for the orgasm in labour advice, if Chaz is banned from the annexe and LayZspa delivery who exactly is going to be rubbing one out* for Big Loz? Can’t imagine there are any volunteers for that 😂

*I apologise for this crude phrasing and the visual image which did make me sick in my mouth.
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Christ, he'd have to have hands like shovels to flick Lureens bean....
 
Well now i have the ultimate disgusting imagine in my mind... Lozza geting one rubbed out by Ch'Arg while pushing LaSecondComing out of her hole. Thanks

What a waste of money those Doulas seem to be.

More importantly, where is Lozza getting the cash for all this stuff? She's got someone to do reflexology, someone keeps giving her facials (no pun intended) and now she has a really pricey doula...!?
Sunnydaze101 said:
Sink boy ain’t gonna like this
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I hope he sees this and then calls her out on it because it will transpire that in fact he is doing everything and she is just lounging around having her trotters rubbed.
 
hayleybaby said:
There would be zero chance of my partner going anywhere near me for sexy time during labour. He is stil traumatised from me mooing like a cow and complaining the contractions were in my bum. 🤣

any talk of orgasmic labour is prob to entice more OF customers 🤢
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My 1st was 9lb 10oz, 2 weeks early, and arrived by C section. If my fella had gone anywhere near my flange, I'd have strangled him with me bare hands ....
 
Hannah2291 said:
He’s not at her house. I hate myself for knowing this but her kitchen side is black granite and the kitchen he’s been cooking in the past couple of nights isn’t hers! It’s a brownish granite in the latest Insta story of his salad dinner
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I love you for knowing those. Good work

PapaLazarou said:
How the hell do you pronounce her child's name ???
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LaOrse
So ‘La’ then horse but without the H
LaOrse
🐎
 
Norfolking Good said:
Considering giving birth can still result in death or serious complications I’m surprised these doulas exist. I would like to think they have a minimum of BLS/neonatal resus as standard but hey what do I know… what could go wrong.
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You still need 2 qualified midwives present at the birth. A doula is more of a (paid for) birth partner (haven't used one myself, just saying).
 
Sunnydaze101 said:
Sink boy ain’t gonna like this
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These two posters are clearly in the same IQ pool as Big Loz and Chunky Chaz. She doesn’t cook, she doesn’t clean, she gets delusional minions from IG to clean her house, her car and her pram. She spends her life on IG posting heavily photoshopped and filtered content and moaning about how hard she has it and asking for her gifted LayZSpa to be cleaned because she can’t follow basic instructions. She’s pregnant not disabled. At least if he’s in the gym he’s trying to something about his health and fitness for the sake of his kids.
 
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