Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer

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Imagine being that bleeping thick.... Pretty sure there's 21 people who've lost their lives but this stupid fat bastard just doesn't fact check before hitting the share button 🤬
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mariiii said:
That’s right, wash it down with a pure sugar drink. Honestly, doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together
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I felt sad seeing this. This is the pressure of social media now. Kids don't care about their parents 'jelly belly' they want consistency, safety, love and fun. He should be striving to prepare for the new babies imminent arrival, being excited about the new furniture and clothes etc. Instead these influencers just want to look good for social media which for me, is where it's all going wrong.
Chaz how about you worry about how you're gonna look after your little ones and not about what you're gonna look like in the magazine reveal when they're born!
 
mariiii said:
That’s right, wash it down with a pure sugar drink. Honestly, doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together
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What you got from your contract wiv Big Gel eh Chas? One, soon to be two, kids you'll have to pay for, for the next 18 years. Wot happened to the celeb lifestyle you woz promised? The fancy restaurants, A list nightclubs, exotic holidays. Chubster never had them before you and her dreams of a marketable family didn't happen because she was too lazy to put in the effort. What a shame.

Cucumber and eggs said:
Can we please add "floppy face, floppy fanny" to next thread title
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#Lauren Goodger 61
Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?
 
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behindthesofa said:
That's the point though isn't it? She isn't a clinician, she isn't a medical professional.
She's just another snake-oil salesman willing to tell that fat bleep what she wants to hear for money.



And with a face like Lauren's, her fanny should be floppier than a sedated bulldog's jowls.
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Cbawts90 said:
I felt sad seeing this. This is the pressure of social media now. Kids don't care about their parents 'jelly belly' they want consistency, safety, love and fun. He should be striving to prepare for the new babies imminent arrival, being excited about the new furniture and clothes etc. Instead these influencers just want to look good for social media which for me, is where it's all going wrong.
Chaz how about you worry about how you're gonna look after your little ones and not about what you're gonna look like in the magazine reveal when they're born!
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Reckon she going down the Hilarious Baldwin road of hundreds of kids...
 
I wonder if feeding up la'neddy has been deliberate.
Loz could tie something to the new baby while it's still inside, hand the other end to littleneddy and get her to heeeeaaaave as she shuffles to the far end of the stableshed.
Maybe with a pie dangling in front of her as incentive.

That way loz doesn't even need to push and can just lie back in the birthingwheelbarrow, eating chips and curry while the doula whispers to her fanny (her own or lozza's, I'm past caring).
Charlie can jog in front of littledonkey to get his exercise in, if he can resist grabbing the pie.
 
Oh for duck sake, not another yewchube channel that’ll never be anything. What has this talentless gonk have to offer the world? A single dad of two kids whose only minuscule claim to fame is that he dipped his floppy wick in the bisto kid, the demure and obviously very classy Katy bloody price and the BFG (Big fat gel). Paying them in spin the wheel of horrors vouchers or OF discounts, Ch’arge?

What sort of wonders could he showcase on YouTube? The mine boggles, but I have come up with a few ideas…

1) Where to find z-lister celebs to shag and impregnate so you can live off free stuff and takeaways.
2) Tips and tricks on how to get it up when your monster girlfriend looks like a Woolley mammoth.
3) A comprehensive step-by-step guide on how to become a ball.
4) Farmyard births in the stable! Tips and tricks to help your pregnant partner birth a la’foal in the corner of a barn.

there ya go, chazza. I’ll give you content ideas. My PayPal is; [email protected].

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