Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer

[kj135]

I don’t know why, but have a feeling this labour isn’t going to go as well as she thinks it will.

I mean, be a lot harder, and struggle.

 

[Whl1994]

I don’t know why, but have a feeling this labour isn’t going to go as well as she thinks it will.

I mean, be a lot harder, and struggle.

Probably not even pregnant. Just going to be one duck-almighty case of wind...
Sweetcorn scented, obvs..

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Yep I noticed too; maybe it’s Bistos house

My money's on Lacura, just bewtyful.

Mine is LaCanesten! Dead!

 

[Philimena cunk]

She's gonna drown Debbie doesDoula when her waters break....

 

[Whl1994]

has she filled the range rover with maccy's packaging and dirty old tissues yet? Presumably she will expect Land Rover to clean it for her?

Or there will be a "Doz ennybuddy no ow 2 kleen me tit an stuff frum me kar? DM meee" post any time soon...

She's gonna drown Debbie doesDoula when her waters break....

Actual footage of DebbieDoesDoula during the water breaking event...which is now an official Olympic sport...

 

[Pom Bear]

That feet photo is one of the worst she has done. Some poor fucker had to not only touch her trotters but look up at the bleeping rest of her at the same time. Must of been bloody terrifying. Bet she was eating at the same time.

@Pom Bear can we have her sat on the bed surrounded by takeaway boxes and food wrappers please

Loooool I think I got carried away with the amount of food she eats xx

 

[Mikesqueen]

I don't think la'orse has been the money spinner big lozza dreamed of, so I think she will want a high profile name now. La'angledelight, La'primula. Probably lauile or princess tho

To be fair to LaBabyinthecorner’, Lozza got herself up the duff 2 seconds after her birth so the lazy cow spent the next 9 months lying in bed or on the sofa, so there was little chance of setting poor LaEarnyourkeep to work!

 

[Cheezychips]

Awww she’s used her hairybell

Dying

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Moaning she has minimal support. So Charlie’s is bleeping hopeless again.

The only support she needs is frigging scaffolding when she finally gets off the sofa!

Moan moan moan moan moan

"Piece of mind"???????? Lozza you cannot spare any FGS!!

 

[loisgriff]

I’m really disappointed in that Naked Doula. I recommend her to a lot of people and now she’s working with a known anti vaxxer, unsafe sleeping for her newborn, lazy, cyanide promoting chav. I really am gutted and tempted to message. But I won’t be sending anymore friends her way

 

[Chi4]

Wish she would stop using the Hollywood and then putting it through the young filter . It’s doing my nut in.

 

[geordiegirl]

Wish she would stop using the Hollywood and then putting it through the young filter . It’s doing my nut in.

I know it’s hilarious! We all know she looks eff all like that and that Doula woman, when Big Loz opened the door, she must’ve thought she was at the wrong house as she photoshops herself so much

Lozza the Hutt will be screaming at her phone today saying ‘it should’ve been me’!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Busy busy busy at 4 am!!!

 

[Vickster2110]

Loooool I think I got carried away with the amount of food she eats xx

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Nope Pom that's about right for one sitting hahaha!!!

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Awwww, 7 years since this...

She must be thinking back fondly on how 7 years ago she was packing her bag to stalk him on his honeymoon......

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

My money's on Lacura, just bewtyful.

It came to me during the night (having one of me kebab-sweats as Mr SoS delightfully calls them ) she'll double barrel it :

Lacura-Lidl or Lidl-Lacura

(Slapper opens front door with with a plate of Iceland's finest beige fried food in hand, yells down street "Oi, Lidl-Lacura, get your arse in here now, ya tea's ready") Yep sounds good, That's the one!

 

[teapipinhghot]

He’s not at her house. I hate myself for knowing this but her kitchen side is black granite and the kitchen he’s been cooking in the past couple of nights isn’t hers! It’s a brownish granite in the latest Insta story of his salad dinner

Love it you tattle sleuth

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Daily Fail Article Home Birth worries

 

[smellyfootballboots]

I don’t know why, but have a feeling this labour isn’t going to go as well as she thinks it will.

I mean, be a lot harder, and struggle.

Yes! This is going to be very arduous on her. Especially, because she has had a bad pregnancy. Her starting point for labour is zero physical recovery from her first pregnancy and labour, poor nutrition, poor physical strength and a lot of stress. She has been lucky and LaOhNoNotAnotherOne has clearly been a placid, easy, baby. We all know the next one will be a little tit (because that's how it goes!)

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

This thread is giving me so much joy, well all our BYG ones do but how just one IG post can garner so much mirth from Scrunchies from all corner s of the globe (not lichrally Loz cos the world is round see!) gives me the feels ( if you were on the MAFS thread you'll know )