Jack Monroe #71 Jack flew over the cuckoo’s nest

[Switchstreetz]

The "Sophie" thing is a bit odd. It's kind of mildly obsessive/creepy. I should imagine it triggered warning bells in Louisa's head. No wonder she left.

It's the same tactics as the YouTube video the other day: the knives, the Nutribullet, the black pepper, the swill lasagne.

Creepy.

Super niche but this reminds me of the semi-infamous internet cult leader Andy "Thanfiction" Blake who once painted someone a picture of their dead childhood dog after they became angry with him overstaying his welcome
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His life story is wild and complex Here (nothing will ever top how downright barmy and dramatic the internet was on livejurnal pre 2010) and he's basically Jack's chronic lying and need for attention dialled up to 11...thousand, but with even less regard for human life and pretends to be a hobbit instead of pretending to be poor.

Jack's behaviour is exactly the same i dont know why im only just connecting the dots now. Faking illness, begging for money, lots of fake accounts anx changing name and identity frequently.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Its a bit of a monster innit

I refer to my previous comment ‘yes, absolutely! X’

Now I’m thinking of Chris Evans’ penis, puts me in mind of the Royle Family; does anyone want a tangerine?

 

[Whiskers]

Another one like that is Dan Mallory who writes as AJ Finn. His book is called The Woman in the Window, I think it’s being/been made into a film. He told college professors and colleagues that his mother and brother died (at different times). They’re both still alive. Also many more lies!

A Suspense Novelist’s Trail of Deceptions

Dan Mallory, who writes under the name A. J. Finn, went to No. 1 with his début thriller, “The Woman in the Window.” His life contains even stranger twists.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

PMSL! Now I can imagine her belting out a tune and getting turned out on her ear and shouting at Jude Law to get out the way of fuckin Redcar

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I think Gordon Ramsay comes pretty close to it at times in his TV series such as Hell's Kitchen, etc! All those shots of him whipping off his shirt to change into chef gear, leaping out of bed to the shower, naked full rear shots....

I wouldn't notice such smut nor filth..

If it were St. Michael Fassbender of The Fallen Woman, I'd cross my chest (& his, just to make sure) to save my virtue & long lost morals.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

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Jeezo Jude isn’t ageing well!!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Its a bit of a monster innit

I don't know what is worse, his monster walloper or her silly goggles. Either I can't unsee them

ETA now getting weird mash up of images in my tired brain. Cock goggles, goggles on a cock. Bit touchy though. Still it can't be worse than Jackie's banana curry!

 

[Blurp]

Is it her birthday?

No, she saves doing her nails for then.

 

[Alansbigplate]

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HOOTING! You are the sunshine of my life dear heart

 

[Malacandra]

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That is utter genius but what is Redcar?

 

[Limetree]

If anyone has a link to a picture of the the avenging , do feel free to post.....

 

[Alansbigplate]

If anyone has a link to a picture of the the avenging , do feel free to post.....

Make America Great Again

 

[Tabitha D]

Ah, the goggles. The good old days.


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So quirky! So hilarious! Doing a chaos! etc. etc. ad nauseam.

The story of Jack, Jude, Redcar and the Groucho Club on EU Referendum night, for those who haven’t already seen it.

Londoner's Diary: Stunned in the Groucho as history unfolds

Soho, The Londoner observed while strolling over to the Groucho Club’s all-night referendum screening last night, gave a fine performance of being the heart of a confident European capital. In the aftermath of the storms, the bars had thrown open their windows to the street, and there was so...

www.standard.co.uk

So quirky! So hilarious! Doing a chaos! etc. etc. ad nauseam.

The story of Jack, Jude, Redcar and the Groucho Club on EU Referendum night, for those who haven’t already seen it.

Londoner's Diary: Stunned in the Groucho as history unfolds

Soho, The Londoner observed while strolling over to the Groucho Club’s all-night referendum screening last night, gave a fine performance of being the heart of a confident European capital. In the aftermath of the storms, the bars had thrown open their windows to the street, and there was so...

www.standard.co.uk

And Jack’s later version. Where she talks about going to “a bar” (and not the private Groucho Club obvs as that doesn’t really fit with her constant POV cosplay narrative).

What (And Why) I’m Stockpiling For Brexit.

A few months ago I was approached by several newspapers asking me to write a piece on stockpiling for Brexit. I refused, saying that I didn’t want to contribute to food shortages, panic and alarm a…

cookingonabootstrap.com

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

If we are bringing this up again, I wonder if she has ever actually been to Redcar? Or whether she just repeats the Guardian soundbites on the northeast pit and steel towns?

The sleeper train doesn’t stop in Redcar or Sunderland (which is having a rather nuanced Brexit-related issue of its own thanks to Nissan) and neither are as pretty as Edinburgh.

I promised not to bring Brexit up but I cannot sleep and her bandwagonning (a word ?? ) is getting on my wick.

In other news, does anyone follow Rosiefoodie? Everything (pics, events etc ) are so entrenched with making food seem yummy and joyful... the contrast is so stark.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

If we are bringing this up again, I wonder if she has ever actually been to Redcar? Or whether she just repeats the Guardian soundbites on the northeast pit and steel towns?

The sleeper train doesn’t stop in Redcar or Sunderland (which is having a rather nuanced Brexit-related issue of its own thanks to Nissan) and neither are as pretty as Edinburgh.

I promised not to bring Brexit up but I cannot sleep and her bandwagonning (a word ?? ) is getting on my wick.

In other news, does anyone follow Rosiefoodie? Everything (pics, events etc ) are so entrenched with making food seem yummy and joyful... the contrast is so stark.

Just gave that account a follow, love a nice food account. I've been awake since 10 to 4 as my poxy anxiety is playing up rotten again .

I doubt she has ever been to Redcar. With regards to the bandwagon jumping, she does try and involve herself in things that don't really concern her. Remember this is the woman that invented a fake Scottish persona on Twitter (Benedict Cumberscotch) so she could join in the independence debate

 

[Raker]

I’ve woken up HOOTING Fraus!

First Alan’s turn of phrase has really tickled me:

In related news have we seen that Jack’s friend Captain America has accidentally tweeted a dick pic??

And the continuing amazing illustrative work by @Marmalade Atkins can only add to the joy of the court transcripts and justify the cost of any ludicrous printer ink subscription — ohh Marmalade, is there an actual court illustrator’s pic of JM anywhere, you know the awful type I mean? Following her 100% success rate in the legal front I’d have thought there might be. Or is it a dying “art” form I wonder?

 

[colouredlines]

CHORUS:
Oh I like chopping onions
Chopping onions is so much fun
I'll be chopping onions
Instead of getting my book done

First you get out your onion
And you grab your bread knife
Then you rage for a bit
'Cause you can't find a wife
Next you cut it in half
Then you stop and check Twitter
Start a massive pile-on
'Cause your career's down the shitter

CHORUS

Next you take off the skin
This might now make you cry
So put on your onion goggles
Or you'll get an ouchy eye
Then you start to chop the onion
But you can't help checking Tattle
They're posting gifs of Jimmy Nail
Time for another legal battle!

CHORUS

Now some fancy chefs will say
You should be heating up your pan
But just listen to the maverick
And always ignore THAT MAN
Be sure to upload your video
You could really use the money
Wait, do Tories like onions?
duck it, feed them to the bunny

 

[LennyBriscoe]

If we are bringing this up again, I wonder if she has ever actually been to Redcar? Or whether she just repeats the Guardian soundbites on the northeast pit and steel towns?

The sleeper train doesn’t stop in Redcar or Sunderland (which is having a rather nuanced Brexit-related issue of its own thanks to Nissan) and neither are as pretty as Edinburgh.

I promised not to bring Brexit up but I cannot sleep and her bandwagonning (a word ?? ) is getting on my wick.

In other news, does anyone follow Rosiefoodie? Everything (pics, events etc ) are so entrenched with making food seem yummy and joyful... the contrast is so stark.

I’m not sure she ever planned to go, I think she had a notepad in the Groucho and was noting all the election results but Jude was blocking the screen and she was unable to record Redcar’s results. Except I don’t think there was a notepad. Or that she spoke to JL (if he was even there). She sits on a throne of lies...

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I’m not sure she ever planned to go, I think she had a notepad in the Groucho and was noting all the election results but Jude was blocking the screen and she was unable to record Redcar’s results. Except I don’t think there was a notepad. Or that she spoke to JL (if he was even there). She sits on a throne of lies...

I think we worked out that Jude was there on the same night, some clever Frau found an article that mentions him being there. The rest of the tale...

 

[skronkywildcat]

Yes