Jack Monroe #599 Asda value chickens coming home to roost

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Foxvint said:
Well. Wasn't expecting to see Jack interfering with a dead seagull on page one of a new thread but life's full of surprises. 2 and a half years of these threads and she can still throw up fresh horrors for perusal.

So her teenage son still calls her mama does he. Out in public does he. Why's she so determined to portray him as a little dweeb tied to her apron strings.
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If she's not simply inventing it, then it sounds like he's going out of his way to say whatever's necessary to keep on her good side. Poor lad must be on edge the whole time he's around her in case he puts a foot wrong.
 
Lucky Escape said:
Where's she leading with the sunglasses thing, I wonder? If she's got a migraine she'd be in bed (and wouldn't need the scarf and bobble hat). If it's a cold/flu/Covid, she wouldn't need to shield her eyes. Is she breadcrumbing a hangover or benzo withdrawal?

And if you dislike shopping in-person as much as she implies, then why choose a Saturday in mid-December to do it?
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Can’t be a migraine, she has those well-known ones where you start fitting when you get one 🙄
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
But is that poor black-headed gull taxidermied*, or merely DEAD? Like her GRANDFATHER? (Whom she would probably have taxidermic if she had thought of it)

*How is this a word? It is a word, but it doesn't look like a word. Is there not a law about words not looking like words? If not, why not? It's very disturbing.
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I'm pretty sure she just scooped up the poor deceased gull to frolic with it, before chucking it in the bin. Taxidermy is much more rigid, her floppy gull's beak has fallen open at one point during her man handling.
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
But is that poor black-headed gull taxidermied*, or merely DEAD? Like her GRANDFATHER? (Whom she would probably have taxidermied if she had thought of it)

*How is this a word? It is a word, but it doesn't look like a word. Is there not a law about words not looking like words? If not, why not? It's very disturbing.
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Seaford Haggington said:
What a load of old bollocks that never happened.
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It did happen, and right after the bookseller said it everybody in the bookshop clapped. And the old man from the dog cafe appeared and gave Jack a biscuit. And a policeman appeared and thanked Jack for all she does and waved her through to the Thai restaurant where the owner thanked her for all she does and gave her a banquet on the house. All of this definitely happened
 
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