Jack Monroe #599 Asda value chickens coming home to roost

[For the truth]

I know it was gifted by a very good friend but taxidermy seagulls are pretty bleeping expensive.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Oh dear, she's on bluesky, I've had a read, and after only a couple of mins reading her rubbish she's given me rage.

Nice to have something to ninny over
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Lads, she’s up!

ETA: “I recognised your smile”

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I suppose it's better than calling him small boy.

I've still got a couple of her cook books, no way I'm sending them to charity and it seems wrong to recycle them, if I saw her out I'd ask for my money back!

 

[griftalo]

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All the seagull chat is making me wonder if this was guest’s hairdo inspiration.

I think you’re onto something

 

[MrsMop82]

How kind of her to share her bugs with everyone, when we know she has no issue with online shopping.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Maybe she’s an extra day with him for Xmas

 

[nothanksbabes]

Lads, she’s up!

ETA: “I recognised your smile”

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OK hun.

 

[griftalo]

Maybe she’s an extra day with him for Xmas ☹

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Ffs, most of her money is donated by people thinking she isn’t a grifting narcissistic bleep who would sell her own grandmother’s fake leg and leave her stranded, for a bag of ☃

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Nah, the only thing they’ll ever be turned into is pulp.

 

[pumbilical cord]

Lol as if someone recognised her Burglar Bill ass.

Also, what tin can telly is made up person on about? duck off guest.

Ps, has she shared her tank yet? It's as real as her invite to drive Viv's (RIP in peace).

 

[For the truth]

“Everything I own is bought with my own words”. Don’t bleeping start.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Maybe she’s an extra day with him for Xmas ☹

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Yeah, it’s mind(nospace)blowing to everyone here too you grifting bleep. And stop trolling your own tattle threads you tragic twit.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Maybe she’s got some extra in ready for the Strictly final.

 

[TrolleyParton]

Nah, the only thing they’ll ever be turned into is pulp.

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Can't wait for the Netflix limited series of A Year in 120 tit Depressipies. bleeping have a word with yerself, squig.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Film Jack’s back!

 

[pumbilical cord]

“Everything I own is bought with my own words”. Don’t bleeping start.

The words being 'i'll send an extra to a food bank', 'Mark mate, got a job for you', 'shades of beige' and 'haveva shithouse onion for £44 a month'.

Argh! Jack, you feeble lying fantasist wanker - can you not lie for maybe an hour?

 

[blurstoftimes]

Maybe she’s an extra day with him for Xmas ☹

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having jack as your mum must be the most embarrassing thing in the bleeping world, poor poor kid

 

[pumbilical cord]

Can't wait for the Netflix limited series of A Year in 120 tit Depressipies. bleeping have a word with yerself, squig.

Oh, I don't know. 'The Grifts and Times of the twit Monroe' would have me tuning in each week. A dramatisation of one of her lies each week, set against the recipes written during that time and the inspiration for them.

I'm skipping Come on My Face Carbonara week, though.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Film Jack’s back!

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Possibly his finest movie so far? What, even better than

 

[lilykestrel]

Grifty Kitchen would make quite a good comedic horror, I suppose. The scene with the can, hammer and screwdriver reminiscent of the Scream franchise

ETA I MEANT SCARY MOVIE

 

[TrolleyParton]

Grifty Kitchen would make quite a good comedic horror, I suppose. The scene with the can, hammer and screwdriver reminiscent of the Scream franchise

Jack Monroe is The Human Cuntipede.