Jack Monroe #599 Asda value chickens coming home to roost

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Savethesauce said:
She's making other people look daft and this could start to turn squigs away. "Ooh what's for dinner" squig who asked for the tank picture has even told a fellow squig that Jack's going to be posting us a picture soon. People will start to cotton on
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All except her. Stupid bint. Can't even tell when people are trolling her for reals, so she falls into the same old same old trap every single time, and then sets herself up for the next example of her lying for us to 🦉 and 🍾 at.

Tis a skill, I tells ya. She should add it to her LinkedIn.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Unfortunately (ETA: unless she’s a habitual DEAD seagull botherer, which let’s face it is entirely possible, the hoarding twit), I have a feeling we may have. If it’s the one poor innocent @Dummyfingers thought was bread dough
View attachment 3318131 qView attachment 3318133 qwhat an undignified end to have that insufferable talentless twit draped all over you dressed as Poundshop Blanche Dubois and then to suffer the further indignity of not only being displayed as one of her tit ‘artworks’ but also to have to bear witness to her inept one-fingered piano thumpings AND that absolute bleeping felony of a hairdo
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Of course she has dreadful emo self portraits on her own wall. What an embarassment.
 
I'm not actually here said:
Right lads, place your bets. (And help her as she grunks!) What delights can we expect to see /read and pref not hear, in the run-up to EelDay and thread 600?

I'd just like to point out that when she does her chaotic last minute shop on 24th, it will be a..... TUESDAY.
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Being a spoilt, egotistical brat?
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I’m going for ‘having my whole wonderful, crazy, blended family round and I’m doing all the cooking - I’ll post all the recipes”
 
BananaSmith said:
Village idiot?
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One time my friends put my number in our home town’s curtain twitchers Facebook group in response to someone wanting a number for somebody who could remove a seagull trapped on their roof (unbeknownst to me, obviously). I then start getting texts and calls from randoms thinking I’m some kind of seagull rescuer. Big respect to my friends tbf, a properly niche prank.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
View attachment 3318133 qwhat an undignified end to have that insufferable talentless twit draped all over you dressed as Poundshop Blanche Dubois and then to suffer the further indignity of not only being displayed as one of her tit ‘artworks’ but also to have to bear witness to her inept one-fingered piano thumpings AND that absolute bleeping felony of a hairdo
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I Grift
By A Cock with a Seagull

🎶 I walk a Sarfend avenue
I'll never ever need to tell the truth
Need to tell the truth
I'm given money all the time
A Patreon for all the good I do
For all the good I do
And I grift, I grift and never pay
I just lie, I lie all night and day
Always get away 🎶
 
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