Jack Monroe #599 Asda value chickens coming home to roost

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SouthendRealEstate said:
Lads, she’s up!

ETA: “I recognised your smile” 🤯
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Yeah, you can see how that might happen.
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from @Marmalade Atkins nice LIGHTS ON collage
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IcanSpellBéchamel said:
Have we ever seen (or costed) the "taxidermy seagull"* that she claims sits atop her fishtank?

*A taxidermy seagull and the destruction thereof is a plot point in Doing Time by Jodi Taylor, first book in the Time Police series. It's owned by a rich woman who pretends to be poor, treats everyone like dirt including the child in the house, expects the world to bend to her will, and bemoans the passing of a bygone age. I can't see any parallels there :unsure:
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I love those books! I wonder how I've missed that one. (I have them on audible because I have tinnitus, and listening to gentle stories at bedtime helps to mask the incessant ringing in my earholes.). I'll have to get hold of it.
 
IcanSpellBéchamel said:
Have we ever seen (or costed) the "taxidermy seagull"* that she claims sits atop her fishtank?

*A taxidermy seagull and the destruction thereof is a plot point in Doing Time by Jodi Taylor, first book in the Time Police series. It's owned by a rich woman who pretends to be poor, treats everyone like dirt including the child in the house, expects the world to bend to her will, and bemoans the passing of a bygone age. I can't see any parallels there :unsure:
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Watch her plagiarise the whole thing if she ever manages to write something
 
Well. Wasn't expecting to see Jack interfering with a dead seagull on page one of a new thread but life's full of surprises. 2 and a half years of these threads and she can still throw up fresh horrors for perusal.

So her teenage son still calls her mama does he. Out in public does he. Why's she so determined to portray him as a little dweeb tied to her apron strings.
 
MrsMop82 said:
How kind of her to share her bugs with everyone, when we know she has no issue with online shopping.
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Where's she leading with the sunglasses thing, I wonder? If she's got a migraine she'd be in bed (and wouldn't need the scarf and bobble hat). If it's a cold/flu/Covid, she wouldn't need to shield her eyes. Is she breadcrumbing a hangover or benzo withdrawal?

And if you dislike shopping in-person as much as she implies, then why choose a Saturday in mid-December to do it?
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Unfortunately (ETA: unless she’s a habitual DEAD seagull botherer, which let’s face it is entirely possible, the hoarding twit), I have a feeling we may have. If it’s the one poor innocent @Dummyfingers thought was bread dough
View attachment 3318131 qView attachment 3318133 qwhat an undignified end to have that insufferable talentless twit draped all over you dressed as Poundshop Blanche Dubois and then to suffer the further indignity of not only being displayed as one of her tit ‘artworks’ but also to have to bear witness to her inept one-fingered piano thumpings AND that absolute bleeping felony of a hairdo
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But is that poor black-headed gull taxidermied*, or merely DEAD? Like her GRANDFATHER? (Whom she would probably have taxidermied if she had thought of it)

*How is this a word? It is a word, but it doesn't look like a word. Is there not a law about words not looking like words? If not, why not? It's very disturbing.
 
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