Jack Monroe #598 Why do her friends always die in twos?

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Valiofthedolls said:
Also, why’s she always doing implausible imaginary things with anchovies? When they’re not being “finely chopped” they’re making her ovaries groan 🤮 or being singled out and bothered in the darkest watches of the night. (ss @Marmalade Atkins)
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Mind you, that one did lead to one of the best thread titles evah
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Yum!
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View attachment 3317825 qexcellent question, Squig.
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It’s a Yankee Doodler doing a Tin Can’t Crook slopalong! “No-one in the house thought this was a good idea”.
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Jack Monroe, LEAVE ANCHOVIES ALONE!
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Also, why? I mean……why? 🤷‍♂️

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griftalo said:
Please direct people 😂
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Even though she’s not ‘technologically inept’ or stupid, she’s sick,
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when she brought her blog back from the DEAD earlier this year, not only did a load of the posts going back a decade she’d dirty deleted last December reappear, quite a few of the slop guides now appear twice. Like this dandruff, sanded off foot skin and dirt tessellated dermatologist’s nightmare with the world’s filthiest paint stirrer jammed into it…
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which she evidently deleted and reposted on the very same day, elevenerifed as
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What. A. Complete. And. Utter. Fuckwit. Oops, sorry Jack! What. A. Complete. Technologically Ept. And. Ultimate. Sickwit.
 
Lumpyspaceprincess said:
Sadly not. That would be awesome.
I did have someone who left for a new job on 2nd of the month. She rang me up the next month as she’d only been paid 2 days by us, she thought she would get a full months pay as she’d worked during the month? She had already spent the money and wanted to know what I would do?
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Trying to explain payment in advance and arrears when someone leaves is always a good one too. Funny that they never query being paid a full month at the start when they've only worked a fortnight though! That said, I once had to explain calculating per cent to a lawyer, so the concept of being paid in advance or arrears was always gonna be too much.
 
lilykestrel said:
oh yeah! it was Tortoise that platformed her continuing the Sue Lee fantasy

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I'm sure she mentioned something about nefarious trolls or similar while babbling on about stuff that clearly never happened, totally unchallenged.

The brass neck of organisations like the guardian and tortoise that amplified her harmful scaremongering stuff and just quietly pretend it didn't happen.

The mail calls tattle the worst site on the internet for targeting people like Alice Evans, then continues to use here to write loads of articles. Which is totally what you'd expect, but other places think their "journalism" doesn't stink.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
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What the actual duck is going on here?! 😱View attachment 3317954 q
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This is a roller coaster
Statistician omg I am crying with laughter. Wizard of Oz phone, boom into my Twitter feed. Fade away into the background, phenomenal work, rabble rouser, I put the award into my bag (guilty face), fizzing! Some real campaigners being fêted (earnest face) you total fraud. She is on a highhhhhhh. Can’t watch beyond 50% espresso 50% rage and the cackling, because it’s not what keeps you going, is it? It’s 100% other people’s money you grifting fraud.

ETA she is an abomination.
 
I actually can't watch her. The second hand cringe is too much.

The screeching, squawking cackle at literally nothing?! Her total inability to modulate her tone or volume at any point, and the fact she says literally nothing of value is bad enough but on top of knowing that she's a thief... it's genuinely unbearable.

Her voice could curdle milk. My cats just got up and left the room, possibly in pain. Birds flew from the trees in alarm. A crack appeared in my living room window. My houseplants started to wither. The neighbours knocked on to inquire if I was holding several geese hostage. And I didn't make it past 15 seconds of her speaking.
 
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Lumpyspaceprincess said:
Sadly not. That would be awesome.
I did have someone who left for a new job on 2nd of the month. She rang me up the next month as she’d only been paid 2 days by us, she thought she would get a full months pay as she’d worked during the month? She had already spent the money and wanted to know what I would do?
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Conversation with mate many moons ago: what's this D mean on my bank statement?
Me: you've gone overdrawn.
Mate: can't be. I still have cheques left in the book.

Sort of tit guest pulls with her creative accountancy ALL. THESE. YEARS.
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griftalo said:
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Fin can't book
 
Valiofthedolls said:
bleeping hell, those Tiffany dupe earrings were s. h. i. t. SHITE weren’t they? View attachment 3317973 q
View attachment 3317976 qHe LEFT. (after most certainly not buying her the crappy earrings she bought herself out of her crappy grifted money)
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Obviously a lie, but also irrelevant. If I was in dire poverty and my partner not only had enough disposable income to buy me a £800+ pair of earrings, but thought they were an appropriate gift, I wouldn't actually be in dire bleeping poverty, would I?

The earrings are bleeping vile anyway. Shein chic.
 
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