Jack Monroe #598 Why do her friends always die in twos?

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YerDa said:
The pressure on the 600th thread title will be real
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I think cos it is such a grand occasion we should be allowed to nominate from page 1. And get hats.
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Valiofthedolls said:
How’s that work then, fuckwit?View attachment 3317985 q
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Oh noes! Will we have to de-swear it as First and foremost she is a well (a sort of hole)?

Or: First and foremost she is a Hole (Courtney Love’s band)?
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Vali wins the Internet for the day. New screen required here.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Also, why’s she always doing implausible imaginary things with anchovies? When they’re not being “finely chopped” they’re making her ovaries groan 🤮 or being singled out and bothered in the darkest watches of the night. (ss @Marmalade Atkins)
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Mind you, that one did lead to one of the best thread titles evah
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Yum!
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View attachment 3317825 qexcellent question, Squig.
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It’s a Yankee Doodler doing a Tin Can’t Crook slopalong! “No-one in the house thought this was a good idea”.
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Jack Monroe, LEAVE ANCHOVIES ALONE!
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Yes we all know a shop like that. Tie-dye T-shirts, tobacco tins with a VW camper van on the lid, hash pipes, posters of Gandhi smoking a big doobie. Calm down Pablo Escobar.
 
griftalo said:
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Perhaps it's a little phrase she's picked up from Leggy, or Burger Boi or Old Harold or one of her many bordello clients You know, every time they've finished rogering and slumped back peripatetically, forensically, insidiously exhausted, they've slapped her on the arse and repeated a romantic line from one of her favourite films - "That'll do, pig". 🤔
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Even though she’s not ‘technologically inept’ or stupid, she’s sick, View attachment 3317918 qwhen she brought her blog back from the DEAD earlier this year, not only did a load of the posts going back a decade she’d dirty deleted last December reappear, quite a few of the slop guides now appear twice. Like this dandruff, sanded off foot skin and dirt tessellated dermatologist’s nightmare with the world’s filthiest paint stirrer jammed into it…View attachment 3317926 qwhich she evidently deleted and reposted on the very same day, elevenerifed as View attachment 3317928 qWhat. A. Complete. And. Utter. Fuckwit. Oops, sorry Jack! What. A. Complete. Technologically Ept. And. Ultimate. Sickwit.
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Hardly surprising she's sick is it, if she's eating that muck.
 
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