Jack Monroe #598 Why do her friends always die in twos?

[lilykestrel]

Whenever I see the Sir Matt Gratitude Speech I think I lose an inch off my intestines through the absolute unabated vicarious cringe

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Maffs. “Military” around the edges. Need. Cowboy Capitalism. Fabulist. Even the books are trolling her.

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Ermahgerd, surprising the ol’ mince pie-phobic fraud wasn’t triggered to go SELECTIVELY MUTE again.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Why was she spending so much time in a mess room? was her dad not working when he was at work?

Did she hitchhike/walk 8 miles each way to work with Choccy D who couldn’t afford a car (despite being a foster carer with a 5 bed mansion and a government grant to extend it. And Mummy had a Range Rover too so no idea why she made Choccy Marxist hubby hitchhike. She must not be a fan of Lenin).

 

[pumbilical cord]

Whenever I see the Sir Matt Gratitude Speech I think I lose an inch off my intestines through the absolute unabated vicarious cringe

I found out, from Radio 4 of course, that one of the original translations of the bible described intestines as 'arse ropes'. On hearing it I instantly thought of Jack slinging ropes of raw chicken juice around her shed. Plus she's an arse.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

New thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-599-asda-value-chickens-coming-home-to-roost.47792/