Jack Monroe #594 Professional victim seeks gleeful trolls for mutually beneficial relationship.

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Every time I watch this it gets worse and worse and I’ve watched it MULTIPLE times.

The constant back to the camera
The grimy cluttered shed
The silly hair scarf
The uncooked linguine
The raw blended onion sauce
The dollops of feta at the end
“That’s how it looks roughly”
“You’re stressing me out Eamonn mate”
Ruth being the perfect professional (I ❤ her)
WHERE IS THE CHICKEN?

same. Every time I come back to it, I notice something else (although I always ALWAYS find myself internally recoiling at the spring onion ratio.)

Today the new things I've noticed are:

She adds pasta water to the blender concoction - doesn't mention it until 'I'm going to add some more water to it'
The way the camera slowly pans in as the nutri-bullet struggles to mash up all that kale
Eamonn's disappointed 'oh' at the start (clipped below)

 
Oh, you can actually see the Maine Coon in his body shape and the way he carries himself in this photo. That face is 100% moggy though.

I have a similar looking (more white, less ginger) big boy of about 8 or 9 (found him 6 gears ago as a skinny, bedraggled stray so his age is a guess) and I'd be horrified if his coat looked like that tap-drinking photo. That cat should be gorgeous fluffy boy.

She's awful. That said, she can't even keep herself looking clean and presentable so there's no hope for any pets. They're just another accessory, extras in the Jack show.
Jack, if you read here you should take him to the vet for a blood test if he seems constantly thirsty as its a sign of kidney disease, as is a dull coat. Also get them to check out why his nose is bald, it's not normal. And clean that bleeping tap spout.

You probably think you KNOW ALL ABOUT cat welfare and therefore say he's fine, but don't post photos for likes of your pet looking neglected and be surprised when you're criticised.
 
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Yes, use the block button. If you can find these comments because I can't. This is straight out of her old Twitter playbook.

same, was gonna say, are the snarky screen-time comments in the room with us now, Jack?
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But I thought BlueSky was a perfect lovely gorgeous beautiful gentle restorative transformative utopia?

that was THEN, this is NOW
 
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