Jack Monroe #594 Professional victim seeks gleeful trolls for mutually beneficial relationship.

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I‘m trying to imagine the mutiny that would happen Chez Crumbs if I tried to enact any sort of power over the snack drawer. Come and sit for a solitary biscuit!

I have two teen kids; one loves watching telly with me, one apparently lives here, I sometimes hear movement - my main clues are the snacks that disappear. Neither are a reflection on my parenting. Both love me, think I’m wildly embarrassing and have varying levels of contempt for me when I say things like “in the nineties….” As it should be.
 
YerDa said:
Of course, the words sandwich and spaff go so well together, don’t they? No wonder you can’t get a contract for another cookbook (or any other cooking work of any type whatsoever). Never mind “the beeb” sending you a list of banned words, the only thing you’ve had from them in years is your P45.
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To be fair, and I forget which Frau, did say the first thing the saw on Bluesky was a man combining the two.
 
rage naan said:
Here is the full extent of this hideous pile on by evil trolls who follow her around and for which she's getting sympathy

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I'm sorry but neither of those justify this level of outrage. she's right that both accounts are posting transphobia and maybe that actually is why they're having a go at her, idk, but block and move on, don't have a five post meltdown about it.they are clearly and obviously shitposters. do not let them feed your feelings of victimisation

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i'll be honest, i don't watch much television these days and i CBA to scroll back through this thread to see what her and SB were watching together, but i didn't think any of it was so, so funny that you'd be laughing at it until your guts hurt? i mean, what's that funny?
 
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Truly, she has absolutely no talent. There’s nothing she can do, she definitely can’t cook, she can’t write ( if that overblown style she uses is anything to go by). She has the presence of a block of wood and she thinks the world is interested in her every thought and that’s before I get started on her criminal grifting.
 
Phillipa78 said:
"bitter asses"?! Yee-haw, you betcha I'm sore at the way ya'll treat that boi!

Now that Jack is effing and jeffing all over her social media utopia I wanted to note my concern for the frauen who left the hell site, only to be confronted by what seems like todger-geddon. Maybe it's better the devil you know?!
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She’s gone a bit AAVE since Kit started chatting to her 🤢
 
rage naan said:
I wonder if there's a tiny possibility that the comments are directed at this thread and not her fellow "we're all lovely here" bs-ers

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also can I lol forever at "we don't do that here" you've been there about 36 hours ya prune
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yes. boys who vape (i'm sure she said that on Question Time) and want Stone Island jackets are also the same type of boys who obediently sit with their mama to watch her choice of tv sitcom and behave impeccably so that they can have a biscuit.

what planet is she on?
 
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