Jack Monroe #594 Professional victim seeks gleeful trolls for mutually beneficial relationship.

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Five hundred dogs said:
Dog biscuits do not look or smell remotely like something for human consumption (much like her food, but I digress). This did not happen.
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I can't lie, when I was a child I used to like these pretend chocolate buttons we gave the dog. they were a bit like that fake cooking chocolate - probably just margarine and carob or something. My sisters still take the piss out of me cos of that. But I was like six years old. Not 36
 
if she ate that dog biscuit (she never) it would have been completely and utterly so that she could go "oh my goodness, i thought they were for me. what ma like? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha - everyone?? everyone? geoff bought biscuits and handed them round and i ate one thinking they were for us (even though they're shaped like every other dog biscuit and nothing like human biscuits) but they're DOG BISCUITS"

desperate.
 
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So much for mostly eating with a spoon these days. How on earth did her crumbly achy teeth manage dog biscuits?

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