Jack Monroe #586 She can only but dream of being a lyrical dance flap

[Grifty Mc]

Moviprep (or whatever yummy bowel prep you've had to endure) would probably have less of an impact on your insides than anything Jack has ever dished up.

She could save the NHS millions by using 3 tin tender as a bowel prep!

 

[Mismatched Pegs]

She could save the NHS millions by using 3 tin tender as a bowel prep!

Not sure how feeding Jack slop fits with "first do no harm"

 

[MavisBeacon]

I honestly think sb moved out and she raged and blamed trolls for seperating her family as it was the only way she could understand why he would do such a thing and everyone else is BUSY she has found herself very alone and the cinema trips are her only excuse to go out for the night. I think other than that she floats around the shithole like moaning myrtle.

I don't think we mithered much about this at the time but a much better explanation for "I've had to split my family up because of the ebil trolls persecuting me about how I stuck it to the Tories on Question Time" would be "my teenage son was so furious that I outed him as a vaper on national TV that he refuses to stay in my house any more"

 

[HotesTilaire]

Popping in to say, I saw this on Facebook and thought of Jack.

I literally don’t know if this is right or wrong as I’m a lifelong vegetarian

 

[YerDa]

How much engagement did her film tweets get, out of interest? How relevant is she?

 

[Ravenstown]

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How much engagement did her film tweets get, out of interest? How relevant is she?

Can you see the snip I posted?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Totally agree with this. Unfortunately for Jack, those people leaving are also the very types who have been bankrolling her for the past decade.

That’s probably good for her though if they’re still blindly donating to her patreon - they’re even less likely to see her being called out and actually engage their brains

 

[YerDa]

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Can you see the snip I posted?

I can, omg I am

 

[Icing _on_ the_cake]

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Can you see the snip I posted?

How can she afford the cinema given her impoverished situation?

Also, how does she have the time given her 16 hour work days?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Right, i have two jobs, a house( bought), husband, 2 kids and now a kitten. How the hell does she afford crap. I literally have zero money after i spend it all on other people. Ho hum! No crap cinema films for me!

 

[RandomFishOils]

Regarding her engagement rate, a good engagement rate on X is 0.2 – 0.9%, and anything above 1% is considered great engagement. She got 0.06% on her first post, and even lower for the subsequent ones.

So, dire.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Regarding her engagement rate, a good engagement rate on X is 0.2 – 0.9%, and anything above 1% is considered great engagement. She got 0.06% on her first post, and even lower for the subsequent ones.

So, dire.

Dire - bit still better than she deserves.

 

[Ms Biscuit]

Jack: Original thoughts on cinema other than as a vehicle to breadcrumb bad mentals and mention for the forty millionth time how adorably smol I am?

 

[Grifty Mc]

Right, i have two jobs, a house( bought), husband, 2 kids and now a kitten. How the hell does she afford crap. I literally have zero money after i spend it all on other people. Ho hum! No crap cinema films for me!

This might come as a surprise to you. But have you ever heard of this thing called grifting? You could buy all the eBay spoons in the world if you tried it.

 

[Carefree]

This might come as a surprise to you. But have you ever heard of this thing called grifting? You could buy all the eBay spoons in the world if you tried it.

You do have to a shameless, lying hole though so might not suit all.

 

[Grifty Mc]

You do have to a shameless, lying hole though so might not suit all.

Forgot about that part! Shall I delete my post and claim technical errors and repost it?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

This seems to be a real American thing where they rinse off every bit of meat. Even though that could actually cause food poisoning from splash back.

on topic: what a boring wanker. Still, it’s funny as duck how insecure she is about her unfulfilled early promise, to the point she incessantly has to prattle to the entire internet about all the CLEVER THINGS SHE UNDERSTANDS.

 

[Ravenstown]

This seems to be a real American thing where they rinse off every bit of meat. Even though that could actually cause food poisoning from splash back.

My Jamaican friend always washes meat!

 

[Grifty Mc]

My Jamaican friend always washes meat!

Curious as why. As I remember back in the 90’s there was always this campaign around Christmas on tv asking people not to be washing their turkeys to avoid salmonella etc.

 

[Ravenstown]

Curious as why. As I remember back in the 90’s there was always this campaign around Christmas on tv asking people not to be washing their turkeys to avoid salmonella etc.

I think she just thinks raw meat is dirty? She's a doctor as well so she knows full well about cross infection.