Jack Monroe #586 She can only but dream of being a lyrical dance flap

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Two weeks to go until this year's Greenbelt Festival. Our Jack isn't "in conversation" with anyone this year, thank the Lord. Perhaps the wet noodles of the organising committee have finally had an awakening to the fact that conversations with Jack are always about her and very little about the substantive issues of poverty and food scarcity.

I do wonder, though, if she'll go along anyway for the opportunity to commune with so many of the friends and supporters she's alluded to warmly in previous years. Bring on Spiritual Jack, we implore.
 
It was so very recently that she was giving 12 KEYNOTE speeches a month, too , and all thanks to ninnies
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"Rolodex of muscle"??? Gimme a break you ludicrous fantastist.
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It’s this bit of that asinine tweet that’s 💀 🪦
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The only ACTUAL members of Jackie Slopper and the Order of the Phoenix Rolodex of Muscle who’ve permitted themselves to be photographed. One she filtered into a talcum powdered potato and the other a Cabbage Patch Kid who (allegedly) stole £30,000-£50,000 (her recollections vary) of her royalties.
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The rest of the Rolodex just mobilize to protect her house when she’s communing with yet more of her self-absorbed fantasist nonsense.
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ETA: Lol just seen your post- idiotic great minds, @SouthendRealEstate 🏉
 
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It says something that this week's demonstrations are around topics on which guest claims to be an activist - racism, discrimination against immigrants, economic disadvantage, etc. - and all she dares Tweet about is films she's (allegedly) seen.

Lying and grifting have consequences, guest.

Never has there been more proof that she’s not an activist - unless you count being actively inactive at the cinema!
 
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It’s this bit of that asinine tweet that’s 💀 🪦
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The only ACTUAL members of Jackie Slopper and the Order of the Phoenix Rolodex of Muscle who’ve permitted themselves to be photographed. One she filtered into a talcum powdered potato and the other a Cabbage Patch Kid who (allegedly) stole £30,000-£50,000 (her recollections vary) of her royalties. View attachment 3100212 qView attachment 3100213 qThe rest of the Rolodex just mobilize to protect her house when she’s communing with yet more of her self-absorbed fantasist nonsense.
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ETA: Lol just seen your post- idiotic great minds, @SouthendRealEstate 🏉
"Talcum powdered potato" has just ended me 🤣🤣🤣
 
The festival circuit not looking quite so busy in '24, is it guest?



Judging by the lineups of a lot of festivals, it seems that people who don't even have a new book, podcast, whatever, to flog get invited back for several years after their blaze of glory.

So why would someone receiving tons of festival invites in 2023 not be on the bill for a single festival in 2024? Hmm.....

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It’s this bit of that asinine tweet that’s 💀 🪦
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The only ACTUAL members of Jackie Slopper and the Order of the Phoenix Rolodex of Muscle who’ve permitted themselves to be photographed. One she filtered into a talcum powdered potato and the other a Cabbage Patch Kid who (allegedly) stole £30,000-£50,000 (her recollections vary) of her royalties. View attachment 3100212 qView attachment 3100213 qThe rest of the Rolodex just mobilize to protect her house when she’s communing with yet more of her self-absorbed fantasist nonsense.
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ETA: Lol just seen your post- idiotic great minds, @SouthendRealEstate 🏉
I’ve never quite got my head around Hydroponic Subterranean Farmer Guy being hired muscle for a baked bean blogger 🫠
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It’s like he’s playing a de-aged Mick Lynch in The Irishman.
 
I’ve never quite got my head around Hydroponic Subterranean Farmer Guy being hired muscle for a baked bean blogger 🫠
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It’s like he’s playing a de-aged Mick Lynch in The Irishman.
Mick Lynch and his muscle only come out in support of the workers (and the people being harassed by right wing hooligans this week). He wouldn't give guest the time of day.
 
I’ve never quite got my head around Hydroponic Subterranean Farmer Guy being hired muscle for a baked bean blogger 🫠
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It’s like he’s playing a de-aged Mick Lynch in The Irishman.
So first of all, he wasn't hired. She interpreted him probably saying 'ah I'll look out for you like a bodyguard',after the meet up with him accidentally or potentially went there together, because she was wanking on about needing protection...so a man she vaguely knew said they'd go with her. I imagine she then carried on about him being her 'bodyguard' all night.
 
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