Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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So you're telling me that Autumnal statement is out in all its horrendous glory and she has not came out to shout at Rish mate... i mean honestly pet, i think its their worst one yet, perhaps a self proclaimed activist would be their suggesting some useless information or maybe talking about that one time about 100 years ago when they had to eat a value tin of beans,because much pov.. she really has LEFT. Not even a glimpse of the saggy deflated arse of her fave big Nige has charmed her out.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Call this charlatan charwoman. She’s been so desperate for a job for over a decade she’ll catch it cupped in her hands for you View attachment 2587555 qCos none of these “applications” are working for her
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I can't get my head around why a seemingly capable woman in her 30s is expecting sympathy because she has to apply for jobs because her part time self employed gig doesn't pay enough to live on. The entitlement is off the scale.
 
So much of HH2 (actually HH3 but still) is just HH1 repeated as if it’s new “what used to be a monthly essential is now a GROSS LUXURY so you throw your hair back in an Alice band and tell your friends you’re growing it …” with bonus “I’ve unscrewed the lightbulbs, used solar lights for the garden instead, and boiled down soap to make shower gel”

Not even genuinely poor people are boiling soap for shower gel (that uses energy so they will just wash with the soap instead.) Most people on benefits would buy a cheap can opener or borrow one rather than risk losing fingers with a hammer and mallet. Guest has very strange ideas about what “luxury” is

CrushedIcePlease said:
It makes my blood boil how she clearly thinks all the jobs she’s listing are beneath her. She literally just listed all the lowest paid jobs she could think of, knowing she would never do any of them in a million years.
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At the time of HH1 she had worked in shops and bars over the years but would she do it now? LOL no, she’s not lifting a finger! Train driving can pay well but this is the same woman who insists she can’t even drive a car because of her autism
 
Truth is, she's peaked. At a time of national crisis she had a daily co-presenting role on BBC1. You know, a lot of people were helped through those times by Paul & Bob Gone Fishing, Grayson's Art Club. That was her shot at really being taken to the nation's hearts. She blew it because she just isn't suited for it.
Since then, what? A couple of attempts at shilling for global food brands on YouTube? Advocating shoplifting on Lorraine? Threatening to make shoelaces with ketchup on This Morning? Shaking like a shitting dog on Question Time? Book branded dangerous and sales figures in the toilet?
Goose. Cooked. Honk.
 
BeardyBap said:
Truth is, she's peaked. At a time of national crisis she had a daily co-presenting role on BBC1. You know, a lot of people were helped through those times by Paul & Bob Gone Fishing, Grayson's Art Club. That was her shot at really being taken to the nation's hearts. She blew it because she just isn't suited for it.
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Perhaps she should have done laps around her garden while wearing Big Dave's medals? I hear that can be quite lucrative...
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BeardyBap said:
Truth is, she's peaked. At a time of national crisis she had a daily co-presenting role on BBC1. You know, a lot of people were helped through those times by Paul & Bob Gone Fishing, Grayson's Art Club. That was her shot at really being taken to the nation's hearts. She blew it because she just isn't suited for it.
Since then, what? A couple of attempts at shilling for global food brands on YouTube? Advocating shoplifting on Lorraine? Threatening to make shoelaces with ketchup on This Morning? Shaking like a shitting dog on Question Time? Book branded dangerous and sales figures in the toilet?
Goose. Cooked. Honk.
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I don’t know, at the start of the pandemic when we were all sat at home scared shitless not knowing what was going on, she gave us lot plenty of laughs. I know that’s not exactly what they were aiming for but it was certainly entertaining.
 
BeardyBap said:
Truth is, she's peaked. At a time of national crisis she had a daily co-presenting role on BBC1. You know, a lot of people were helped through those times by Paul & Bob Gone Fishing, Grayson's Art Club. That was her shot at really being taken to the nation's hearts. She blew it because she just isn't suited for it.
Since then, what? A couple of attempts at shilling for global food brands on YouTube? Advocating shoplifting on Lorraine? Threatening to make shoelaces with ketchup on This Morning? Shaking like a shitting dog on Question Time? Book branded dangerous and sales figures in the toilet?
Goose. Cooked. Honk.
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Re: the bib. Watching Josie talking on IACGMOOH last night was interesting. For years after big brother she kept applying to tv and getting nowhere. Eventually got a tiny shot on This Morning, then a bigger slot, then a bigger and eventually when everyone else had been ill (or sacked 😆) she got a call to host.

That's how you do it. You show up prepared, do the work and build it in to a career.

You're right, Jack had her chances at the height of a pandemic and then a cost of living crisis. She could have really made it and been everywhere had she been even a teeny bit professional and remotely likable. Instead she was unreliable, entitled, arsey and unprepared and fucked up a career that was virtually handed to her on a plate.
 
MurielSnark said:
The Grauniad is having a slow news day with this credulous investigation of the ordinary British puddle, Journo omits mention of how many high-end consumer items are to be found in their wondrous depths -- possibly because there was so little evidence of this being true that it didn't stand up to the sub-editor's scrutiny?
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Given that they printed Jack's blindingly obvious bullshit without question for a decade, I'm not sure sub-editors are a thing over there.
 
Seaford Haggington said:
Expecting sympathy and cash. Please, I beg of you, do not forget to send cold hard currency.
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May 2018 too. I BEG OF YOU keep a lookout, for I am FORCED to SELL my BEST and FAVOURITE possessions!

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oh and here’s a link to my PayPal and my Patreon too. Send me all your cash, you suckers! Over a year into a relationship with sugarmama LJC and 8 months away from moving into the bungamansion. Such a manipulative lying charlatan
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Call this charlatan charwoman. She’s been so desperate for a job for over a decade she’ll catch it cupped in her hands for you View attachment 2587555 qCos none of these “applications” are working for her
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Vile.
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Interestingly enough, on the second blog, she doesn't say she actually sent these job applications in, just that she typed them. There's no bleeping way she would lower herself to work in a pub or a fulfilment warehouse after seeing the dizzy heights of hanging round the Groucho with wealthy, well-connected partners.
ETA - she will likely just coast along now on whatever Patreon mugs/local middle-class idiots she can grift off until such times as she can get her hands on whatever inheritance is coming from Big Wispa. That's the annoying thing about these types. They never seem to get a comeuppance.
 
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The one thing I am grateful to Jack for is... I joined Tattle and started reading her threads on 23rd March 2020, the day of the first lockdown.

I couldn't bear to read the news, so needed to lose myself in something else.

She... Well, you guys, helped me through.

Seeing someone consistently make such a dick of themselves really was quite the distraction 😃
 
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