Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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About train driving…. Firstly it’s competitive to get into. You also have to pass tests to get accepted for training. There’s a LOT to learn, a lot of study. If you don’t pass, you’re out. It is paid well, but there’s shift work. Very early starts and late finishes. You have to have a lot of concentration and quick reactions. It’s not for everyone and it’s not a job where you apply on a whim one day and start the next. It’s a long winded process to get to the training and earning stage - if you need money right now you’d apply elsewhere too. Lastly, they seem to like people who have had previous driving experience, particularly driving for a job.
 
I still can't get over "train-driving work" casually thrown in there among all those so-called unskilled jobs (I hate using that term, because working in a warehouse or dealing with the public all day does require skills that I for one don't possess, but I'm ILL and can't think of a better term).

Does she think you can just rock up to your local train station on a given day and be like "Alright pal, any driving jobs going? I can start today."

What a bleeping bellend.
 
tinklypom said:
About train driving…. Firstly it’s competitive to get into. You also have to pass tests to get accepted for training. There’s a LOT to learn, a lot of study. If you don’t pass, you’re out. It is paid well, but there’s shift work. Very early starts and late finishes. You have to have a lot of concentration and quick reactions. It’s not for everyone and it’s not a job where you apply on a whim one day and start the next. It’s a long winded process to get to the training and earning stage - if you need money right now you’d apply elsewhere too. Lastly, they seem to like people who have had previous driving experience, particularly driving for a job.
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And, err, drug testing.
 
tinklypom said:
About train driving…. Firstly it’s competitive to get into. You also have to pass tests to get accepted for training. There’s a LOT to learn, a lot of study. If you don’t pass, you’re out. It is paid well, but there’s shift work. Very early starts and late finishes. You have to have a lot of concentration and quick reactions. It’s not for everyone and it’s not a job where you apply on a whim one day and start the next. It’s a long winded process to get to the training and earning stage - if you need money right now you’d apply elsewhere too. Lastly, they seem to like people who have had previous driving experience, particularly driving for a job.
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My cousin's son is going through the process (freight, not passenger). There's also regular drug and alcohol tests and I don't think you're allowed your phone in the cab, so she'd be well upset.
 
“I read all of your messages.”

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“Unless you’ve given me money in return for something which I can’t be bothered to fulfil, in which case you can duck yourself.”

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DinosaurSenior said:
The one thing I am grateful to Jack for is... I joined Tattle and started reading her threads on 23rd March 2020, the day of the first lockdown.

I couldn't bear to read the news, so needed to lose myself in something else.

She... Well, you guys, helped me through.

Seeing someone consistently make such a dick of themselves really was quite the distraction 😃
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It’s bizarre to think that within a mere 2 months of you joining ~checks notes, taps sign~
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she’d scampered ubadorably, incompetently and unpleasantly through two weeks of DKL, didn’t laugh up a lung as threatened cos it wasn’t renewed, pissed in a she wee in the garden mere feet from her own house and her multiple bathrooms while pretending to be “at a festival”, turned her manky old shed into a studio by filling it with her tat, LJC finally had enough and LEFT right in the middle of lockdown, Jack got a new 90kg SPITE sideboard that she allegedly humped into the house by herself, “something was simmering” as she clambered up onto one of her multiple sideboards in her grundies and LJC’s old bra, and her hair fell out of her head in the supermarket startling a fellow queue-stander. And that’s just a small selection of her shite in that two months. In fact, per this FORENSIC May 2020 timeline by @kirkvanhouten your two month anniversary 🎂was “whacking men on a train”
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and vegan chickenless chicken lingreenie in the shed with Eamonn STRESSING HER OUT, MATE was still to come before the end of that very same week.

Jack Monroe #19 Is it a show? Miguel's not sure. I am Jack, hear me ROAR!

Why do TV producers give her air time , it’s abysmal every single time she’s on TV. It has to be the ratings now, just for the car crash tv of it.
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Lingreenie video linky link from @Yel ☝️go on, you know you want to 😂 ETA if you can’t face watching the lingreenie horror show, following the chaos with the Fraus in real time is glorious. Starts here

Jack Monroe #19 Is it a show? Miguel's not sure. I am Jack, hear me ROAR!

Savoury porridge is nice. Great to soothe a sore throat. That is just a case of bung in a pot. The thing with savoury porridge is you are using the oats in lieu of rice. It's not, make porridge add chicken. If she's taken her inspiration from congee or dakjuk she hasn't looked into either very...
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Valiofthedolls said:
May 2018 too. I BEG OF YOU keep a lookout, for I am FORCED to SELL my BEST and FAVOURITE possessions!

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oh and here’s a link to my PayPal and my Patreon too. Send me all your cash, you suckers! Over a year into a relationship with sugarmama LJC and 8 months away from moving into the bungamansion. Such a manipulative lying charlatan
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Didn’t she have ~140k unread emails though? 🤔
 
TrolleyParton said:
Interestingly enough, on the second blog, she doesn't say she actually sent these job applications in, just that she typed them. There's no bleeping way she would lower herself to work in a pub or a fulfilment warehouse after seeing the dizzy heights of hanging round the Groucho with wealthy, well-connected partners.
ETA - she will likely just coast along now on whatever Patreon mugs/local middle-class idiots she can grift off until such times as she can get her hands on whatever inheritance is coming from Big Wispa. That's the annoying thing about these types. They never seem to get a comeuppance.
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I wouldn’t be so pessimistic about her comeuppance. Firstly, she’s lost her reputation. It’s gone and can’t be restored due to her own hubris. She won’t ever be given any serious media work again, maybe the odd promotion like Curry’s where Annabella in the PR department has failed to do any due diligence, but she’s over as far as TV work is concerned. For anyone losing that would be painful, for a narc it’s agony. She can’t even pivot to social media because she’s too thick and lazy and she only has two modes, whiny brat and stroppy brat. I loath Russell Brand with every fibre of my being, but he’s an excellent example of someone whose pivot to social media when MSM sidelined him has been spectacularly successful. RB isn’t thick and lazy though, he found a niche and ruthlessly exploited it. Guest could never.
Secondly, there’s no guarantee she’ll get Big Chocolate’s money. Her parents are still middle aged, there’s plenty of time for them to burn through the money. A lot of well off early retirees go travelling, and by that I don’t mean backpacking but doing things like cruising to Australia on the regular. Then there’s the spectre of long term care. Because her parents were fairly young when she was born the fact that over the next two or three decades they’re going to become increasingly elderly and frail hasn’t hit her yet. She’s still stuck at the childish “my dad’s better than your dad, he’s a soldier and a fireman” stage, not the “dad had a bad fall last night and I had to take him to A and E” stage (although odds are when that does happen she’ll be leaving the hard stuff like hospital trips to her siblings). I doubt the pennies dropped that if either of her parents needs to go into a nursing home all that lovely money will drain away.
 
The carlin said:
Re: the bib. Watching Josie talking on IACGMOOH last night was interesting. For years after big brother she kept applying to tv and getting nowhere. Eventually got a tiny shot on This Morning, then a bigger slot, then a bigger and eventually when everyone else had been ill (or sacked 😆) she got a call to host.

That's how you do it. You show up prepared, do the work and build it in to a career.

You're right, Jack had her chances at the height of a pandemic and then a cost of living crisis. She could have really made it and been everywhere had she been even a teeny bit professional and remotely likable. Instead she was unreliable, entitled, arsey and unprepared and fucked up a career that was virtually handed to her on a plate.
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100% this. As just mentioned, she spent time money and energy creating a suitable space for filming, and bought a load of kit, and then did.... Virtually duck all. A couple of sponsored Lives and lingreenie. Imagine what she could have achieved if she'd knuckled down and consistently worked on creating video content, especially if she had integrated it into her Patreon. But why bother when people will pay you for nothing and daddy will bail you out?
It makes me almost angry to see how she has passed away every opportunity because she can't be bothered to show up professionally and work just a little bit on improving and delivering value for others.
 
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