Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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nothanksbabes said:
Her entire life is some imagined fantasy narrative, but she's not even lying about anything interesting
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MooBelle said:
Lads, I have some news. Not huge but news none the less.
I've said before how my job means I have to attend Parliament from time to time. Well, I was there this week and walking towards the office we were due to have a meeting in. Alas, no police officer 'waved me through' nor did any of them call me a 'legend'. In fact the automatic rifle carrying officers did their level best not to communicate. Really strange behaviour seeing as Jack said that basically police officers are just doormen who have the job of waving you through security and haven’t got anything better to do. Also weird that I had to show ID and sign a book to get my pass and yet Jack was just 'waved through' and had to prove her identity by wearing a hat.
Anyway, in the hall we passed by a bloke who I vaguely recognised he stepped aside to let us pass and my boss turned to me and hissed in my ear
'30P LEEEEEEEEEEEE'
So yeah, it was Lee Anderson.
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Did you threaten to sue him?

SouthendRealEstate said:
Reader, she’d shown her ‘friend’ a photograph of the kitchen. And by friend, I mean random on t’internet. And by photograph, I mean pic that she posted.

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If this was a real-life friend (yes, I know), they were probably thinking "like a photograph of "before" on one of those reality TV hoarder shows".
 
rage naan said:
View attachment 2586957 qWhat is she on about. What shed? How was there a permanent shed as well as 27 kitchens? Is it like a Harry potter shed that she can carry around in a suit case. Where is the shed? If it's at her parents' house then I'm gonna get cross. #shedtruther
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She’s got a Shed SHED that she uses to store all her sheds in. Keeps them safe from the shed burglars too.
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Mr Krabs said:
Wow it’s been a whole year since we had this fascinating house move content. Can you believe it?

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That’s a good tip for keeping screws safe when moving. Do you think Jack has a lot of little baggies hanging around the house?
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What an amateur. You label the screw bags then put them in the box, not taped outside where they will get knocked off🤣
 
BlendedSlop said:
The use of "painstakingly" to describe everything from painting a bookcase to wearing some hideous clip-in sisterwife hair extensions "for continuity reasons" is by far one of the most irritating Jackisms to me.
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Plus the fact that painting is painstaking but not the disassembling the bookcases.

And oh that I were so poor that I didn't sell the "gifted" Smeg fridge that had just sat in my garage for years.
 
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