Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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MavisBeacon said:
100% this. As just mentioned, she spent time money and energy creating a suitable space for filming, and bought a load of kit, and then did.... Virtually duck all. A couple of sponsored Lives and lingreenie. Imagine what she could have achieved if she'd knuckled down and consistently worked on creating video content, especially if she had integrated it into her Patreon. But why bother when people will pay you for nothing and daddy will bail you out?
It makes me almost angry to see how she has passed away every opportunity because she can't be bothered to show up professionally and work just a little bit on improving and delivering value for others.
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This made me think of Joe Wicks. Sure, he may seem a bit of a wally, but my word he was EVERYWHERE during lockdown... and it was so simple to do. He just a) got on with it, b) was quite likeable, and c) had something others would interact with.

Who'd have ever thought it? If you try to be a worker and not a wanker, people will like you.

Go measure your onions with that, Jackie.
 
Add another “Apparently I look like…” to the list
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ss @MarmiteExtract
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Reckon she only said “Helena Bonham Carter” because she didn’t know how to spell Bellatrix Lestrange?
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And yeah, that tiny stupid Rambo headband made of your own hair “falling out in your sleep” definitely gave you that “Helena” Hairdo and those Tippex Teeth for your 6am bathroom mirror selfie, you idiotic fantasist charlatan attention seeker.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Add another “Apparently I look like…” to the list
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ss @MarmiteExtract View attachment 2588114 qReckon she only said “Helena Bonham Carter” because she didn’t know how to spell Bellatrix Lestrange?View attachment 2588127 q
And yeah, that tiny stupid Rambo headband made of your own hair “falling out in your sleep” definitely gave you that “Helena” Hairdo and those Tippex Teeth for your 6am bathroom mirror selfie, you idiotic fantasist charlatan attention seeker.
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Gums as grey as her personality.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Add another “Apparently I look like…” to the list
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ss @MarmiteExtract View attachment 2588114 qReckon she only said “Helena Bonham Carter” because she didn’t know how to spell Bellatrix Lestrange?View attachment 2588127 q
And yeah, that tiny stupid Rambo headband made of your own hair “falling out in your sleep” definitely gave you that “Helena” Hairdo and those Tippex Teeth for your 6am bathroom mirror selfie, you idiotic fantasist charlatan attention seeker.
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Haha bleeping hell hadn’t seen that photo befoe. She looks like a bonfire night sparkler that’s about to go out.
 
bleeping hell Lord Byron, think you better lay off that opium for a bit, pal.

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She’s truly, truly excruciating. Just mortifying.

Though I do like this fit of pique pissy little shitfit she had on her blog when she republished her decaying butterflies there in their hideously copulating entirety

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They HEAVILY EDITED her! 😡🦋💩🤬🦋💩

Why Jack cry?
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copulating
butterfly.

Why Jack have no Tattle fun?
She scavenging moth,
Fraus soft wool sun.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Add another “Apparently I look like…” to the list
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ss @MarmiteExtract View attachment 2588114 qReckon she only said “Helena Bonham Carter” because she didn’t know how to spell Bellatrix Lestrange?View attachment 2588127 q
And yeah, that tiny stupid Rambo headband made of your own hair “falling out in your sleep” definitely gave you that “Helena” Hairdo and those Tippex Teeth for your 6am bathroom mirror selfie, you idiotic fantasist charlatan attention seeker.
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If she has even TRIED to rip of my favourite ever film Love Actually (🍕) with the “it’s a self preservation thing” quote I will dislike her even more than I already do 😡



ETA that’s the wrong gif, and it won’t let me change it, but it’s said by the guy who was in love with guest’s doppelgänger Keira Knightley.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Jesus wept. Every time I try to find something I encounter more horror.
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STARS

I sat outside last night, gazing at stars. Stars, here, for me, are like the chickens; I know they exist and I’ve seen them before, but suddenly they are all around me, as much a part of the …
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“But of course, I failed”

Stick a fork in me, I’m done. Her first and only moment of self-awareness.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
bleeping hell Lord Byron, think you better lay off that opium for a bit, pal.

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She’s truly, truly excruciating. Just mortifying.

Though I do like this fit of pique pissy little shitfit she had on her blog when she republished her decaying butterflies there in their hideously copulating entirety

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They HEAVILY EDITED her! 😡🦋💩🤬🦋💩

Why Jack cry?
Edited
copulating
butterfly.

Why Jack have no Tattle fun?
She scavenging moth,
Fraus soft wool sun.
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Blithely ignoring the fact that "a very certain kind of man" perfectly describes the small gang of neckbeards who used to gallantly leap into every online fray to defend our smol pixie. She has to burn every single bridge, doesn't she?
 
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