Jack Monroe #550 It was never going to be anything better than okay

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Witchfinder Sargeant said:
Could she not have cleaned up the kitchen a bit before taking her Readers' Wives circa 1983 thirst trap? All that clutter in the background isn't going to get anyone raring to go, unless it's raring to go and tidy up.

Oh, hang on, my mistake, guest and tidying up. As you were, ninnies.
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Sloppit & Tidyup 😆

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DisgruntledGoat said:
Love that this girl has “fashion model” in her biog. ✨manifest it✨, girl. She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife Beth as rendered by South ParkView attachment 2572298 q

Jack loves to not-like-other-girls herself but she’s exactly the same as these mental wannabe influencers distorting their faces beyond all recognition, just that they do it in places in Mayfair where cocktails cost £30 and Jack does it in the Bungamansion while pretending she’s masc.
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She’s got a thread on here that isn’t very active. As soon as I seen her, I knew there’d be a thread. She’s an escort and apparently there’s feedback on escort sites that she (shock, horror!) doesn’t look like her pictures and stuffs her bra with socks 😂😂😂
 
Readers Wives is whole vibe, just like Blythswood Square Instagram Model is different to OnlyFans, but it's on the same continuum. Jack is not it. Jack is ill-advised 3am Revenge Thirst. Same ballpark as lyrics as a Facebook status.
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Lazarus said:
She’s got a thread on here that isn’t very active. As soon as I seen her, I knew there’d be a thread. She’s an escort and apparently there’s feedback on escort sites that she (shock, horror!) doesn’t look like her pictures and stuffs her bra with socks 😂😂😂
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I didn't want to make Blythswood Square related assumptions but there you go. Sometimes clichés are clichés because they're true.
 
Lazarus said:
Nodding and tapping my nose in agreement but would like to add she’s from Liverpool! It’s purely coincidence that the photo I selected was in Glasgow. Here’s some other pics of her 🥴

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What is going on inside that poor girl's head to make her think that is what she wants to look like?

It really is sad. I would put money on the fact she was attractive before all the fillers, boob jobs and of course photo manipulation.

On topic, Jack's "portrait mode" photos, whilst not being as extreme, are equally disturbing.

The photos I had taken for the art project were unveiled at the weekend. 200 pictures of ordinary people across Manchester, blown up VERY big. It was lovely to see the beauty in difference...and yes, whilst my photo shows my imperfections, I love it.
 
StewPots said:
She looks like someone asked an 11 year old boy to draw his dream woman and this is what he came up with.

Each to their own with surgery and photoshopping but come on, she looks ridiculous and no doubt will be fucked by the time she reaches 30 and all the weight of implants etc take their toll. Whyyyyy do this to yourself 😔
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I scrolled back to the start of her Instagram to see if there was any indication of what she actually looks like. Aside from lip filler I suspect 100% of it is tit photo editing. She might as well be a cartoon. What a sad state of affairs.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
She’s one of those “bashful” ones, just like that Rashford Premiership footballer fella.

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Luckily for Irene tho, despite the patronizing description of her, she’s duck all like Jack.

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Wise beyond her years? She's 24! That's the sort of thing you'd say about a young teen or actual child, not an adult woman.

L3moning said:
I was once in a Skype meeting where someone referred to the quality manager as a "bleeping wanker" on a live mic. Luckily it got drowned out. Someone else then said "bleeping hell" into a live mic, which didn't get drowned out. Two of the other people on the call then dropped all pretence and just started openly swearing in their complaints. No one got in any trouble and the format of the meeting got changed before the next one.
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Was Jackie Weaver in attendance by any chance? 😂
 
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MancBee said:
What is going on inside that poor girl's head to make her think that is what she wants to look like?

It really is sad. I would put money on the fact she was attractive before all the fillers, boob jobs and of course photo manipulation.

On topic, Jack's "portrait mode" photos, whilst not being as extreme, are equally disturbing.

The photos I had taken for the art project were unveiled at the weekend. 200 pictures of ordinary people across Manchester, blown up VERY big. It was lovely to see the beauty in difference...and yes, whilst my photo shows my imperfections, I love it.
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This is great! ❤️
I know Inside Out from the film about them that was made a few years ago. Recommended https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2608638/
 
camotea said:
Nice article about Dame Kelly Holmes on the BBC https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67419586 pictured at the Diva awards with her partner who is named. There also a link to a YouTube vid* her winning a race in 2004, at 34 years old after years of turning talent into a gold medal with hard work cough🥇


* I had to mute it - it’s tit music, not crowd noise and a commentator going ape
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What a relief that guest hasn't got her claws in Dame Kel. She deserves so much better.
 
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