Jack Monroe #550 It was never going to be anything better than okay

[rage naan]

I've just read that article.

She asks the mother of the beautiful little girl:

" Where is the father of your child?"

I wish Irene had snatched her baby back and yelled at her to mind her own fuckin business, the beaky cahhhnt!

She can dish the slop but cannot take it

Oh my god, imagine, if someone asked her that on a bus in Southend, it'd be self pitying rants about prejudice against tattooed single mums for months.

I hope Irene has her own blog called Our Dodoma and everyone in Tanzania has heard the story of the white woman who asked her why she didn't keep her legs shut and hissed at her that she'd never amount to anything. difference being Irene's story would be true

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Are we sure she's been off twitter all this time? (Did we not have anyone still on her follow list / in CC?)
I can't imagine her having no soc med interactions at all unless she's being actively prevented like one of those rehab-for-gamers camps.
The secret patreon chatroom sounds an interesting notion.

 

[mchops]

I think Chocolate was close to stopping bailing her out due to behavior recently. But but but, she did question time, had a book coming out, a tell all interview to clear up mess.
Then it continues, gets into a tiff and took to court over a fiver. An absolute bin fire of a book release. Big Chocolate has said ,stop it or no cash.
But dad I've got a deal with currys ? Lol
She's done.

 

[Grifty Mc]

Waiting eagerly for guest’s hot take on our new foreign secretary!

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I think Chocolate was close to stopping bailing her out due to behavior recently. But but but, she did question time, had a book coming out, a tell all interview to clear up mess.
Then it continues, gets into a tiff and took to court over a fiver. An absolute bin fire of a book release. Big Chocolate has said ,stop it or no cash.
But dad I've got a deal with currys ? Lol
She's done.

I genuinely don’t think Chocolate has been bailing her out financially.

She hasn’t moved and I think his financial help would have ensured she did downsize and move as she was waffling about.

Perhaps he helped her back in the day but not recently - which is probably why she said many of the things she did about him over the past few years. Any money he gave her would have been swiftly withdrawn when she started causing tit for him, he comes across as entirely obsessed with looking good.

 

[Lazarus]

I wonder if she’s had another chance to wear her beautiful () boots she got for Question Time. Those orange sock things.

 

[mchops]

I agree, he does love his profile, MBE. There seems to be arrogance there though, a massive ego. I don't think he cares, but he is cash rich.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Serious question. How can someone delete their Insta account if they don't have the password for it?

 

[Django]

Serious question. Are guest's Facebook followers lunatics?

 

[Batfurger]

Serious question. How can someone delete their Insta account if they don't have the password for it?

You can’t. I locked mine by using a VPN, couldn’t remember the password and because security isn’t a dirty word, I’d used a 10min mail to set it up. Just had to wave goodbye to it and my carefully curated followership of 46 people. None of whom were bots whydoyouask.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

I wonder if she’s had another chance to wear her beautiful () boots she got for Question Time. Those orange sock things.

Maybe she’s running around the bungamansion, starkers except for the boots, the unrulies flapping about and making a weird noise much like the grumbley grimblies from Caravan’s Land of Grey and Pink (niche prog song reference there soz)

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Serious question. How can someone delete their Insta account if they don't have the password for it?

She has (we speculate) lost the password for the account she lasted posted on in 2014 that includes the photo from Tanzania.

She presumably hasn’t lost the password for the one she’s just deleted which was last posted to in May 2023 (post-“rave” skyline).

 

[DinosaurSenior]

AWOOOOOOOOOGAAA!!!! They're making caterpillar cakes on Bake off.

 

[Squeaky Beans]

I thought guest appeared quite masculine-presenting at Greenbelt and in the Curry's photos compared to how she was before then. It caused me to worry the comeback would be leaning back into being a trans man. She could then explain away the last couple of years as being in gender turmoil, mental health issues etc. The tramadol and sideboard article didn't garner the sympathy she'd hoped for, but perhaps coming out as trans would put something of a halt to the intense questions around crowdfunding.

Whilst I hope I'm WAY off the mark, it's interesting to note today that all photo/video social media has been scourged, but not Xitter and Patreon ("I just can't *bear* to see me how I was then" or something to that effect), but also has the benefit of giving her an excuse to go on a hecking big delete.

I apologise to any of our trans friends if I've worded this clumsily

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I feel like, at this point, Jack would do ANYTHING to regain her fame.

 

[Madonna_Claws]

Sorry to report that Grifty Kitchen is still out in the wild and has not been recalled and pulped.

Here it is in [redacted] Morrisons earlier this afternoon (same three copies they've had in for months)

Obviously, as any sensible adult would do, I covered it up with a Bluey book

 

[Seaford Haggington]

She also has two placeholder accounts on Insta that haven't been deleted.

https://www.instagram.com/mxjackmonroe/
https://www.instagram.com/bootstrapcook_

Perhaps more, given her many a changing identity.

 

[Madonna_Claws]

perhaps coming out as trans would put something of a halt to the intense questions around crowdfunding.

Nah, there'd be a new grift for top surgery...

 

[BeardyBap]

Serious question. Are guest's Facebook followers lunatics?
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If you search Twitter for "thrupenny crumblenuts" you'll get a snapshot of the day a few dozen of them worked themselves up into a frenzy making the same three jokes

 

[StewPots]

You're wearing too many clothes for a start. This time of year all you need is a jaunty Santa hat, a strategically placed chair and a pair of fathomless shark eyes.

BIB - on a grunk so no sure if it’s already been nominated but…Thread title!
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Omg - have we truly reached the point of the Silence of the Scams?!