Jack Monroe #550 It was never going to be anything better than okay

[DinosaurSenior]

I'm off to my dance class tonight. .

I'm not wearing a leotard but I will incorporate Jackspose into my warm-up

 

[YerDa]

I'm off to my dance class tonight. .

I'm not wearing a leotard but I will incorporate Jackspose into my warm-up

I have a pose like this in my gym cool-down and now I will never be able to do it without channeling guest, thank you so much you git Dino

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Is shs still deleting herself? Perhaps maccies have finally gave in and hired her on her 111th time applying.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Like a woman I came across on Instagram the other night.
There’s a lot to take in here, I grant you, but look at her left arm, and her photoshopped watch.

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NGL but some friends that were visiting this summer stayed in a posh hotel, and when I was waiting for them in the lobby, there were several women wandering around who didn't look too much different from this.

Also LOL at the thong that's visible under her waist.

 

[Nonah]

Like a woman I came across on Instagram the other night.
There’s a lot to take in here, I grant you, but look at her left arm, and her photoshopped watch.

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I had a look at her on the ‘gram and the one pic of her without loads of slap on makes me sad because she looks lovely. Anyway it’s her life, body and very dubious photoshop skills. (What’s with that? Some of the watch photoshops are incredible.)

 

[Mr Krabs]

You called?
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Oh no, it’s that photo that your aunty Pat accidentally posted in the WhatsApp family chat. She was trying to send it to Dennis to show him what he’s missing, but he’s only interested in meeting ladies from Plenty of Fish.

 

[griftalo]

Oh no, it’s that photo that your aunty Pat accidentally posted in the WhatsApp family chat. She was trying to send it to Dennis to show him what he’s missing, but he’s only interested in meeting ladies from Plenty of Fish.

That pic makes me make the noise Bart makes in the Simpsons when marge’s sisters ask him for a footrub.

 

[BenignNarcissist]

This made me chuckle #GeorgiaChurchSuppers

 

[Nonah]

This made me chuckle #GeorgiaChurchSuppers

She will never ever live that down.

 

[Shimmering]

You called?
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Where is this photo from? Honestly, the cold fear that runs through me at the thought of a photo like this of me being online forever, it's "extensive detailed blog about rear foo foo" levels of humiliation.

I would simply never use the Internet again.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'm so glad I grew up before the internet. I took loads of photos of pretty much every night out I ever went on, but they are safely tucked away.

I cringe when I think of some of the stuff I wore...a tutu and roller skates to a club... (What a dick)

Jackie's horrors will be around long after she has tried to reinvent herself.

 

[Grifty Mc]

This made me chuckle #GeorgiaChurchSuppers

haha! Who was it?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

(ETA There have also been times when her and her mum use social media to talk to each other which is…odd).
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QMLAN. Found it.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Her family has such a weird dynamic! They seem so detached from one another.

Nothing wrong with that, but... A bit odd when they profess to be so close.

Also "Bean"... I bet that's Jack's "cute" name for her son, trying to grab a bit of Kurt Cobain cool

 

[MaineCoonMama]

QMLAN. Found it.
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Wow. My step dad asked me to remind him how old I am yesterday. He wasn't there when I was born and he's 81.
She has one child! She truly does not give a frog's fat arse about anything but herself.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

QMLAN. Found it.
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“glitch in the matrix” or purposely presenting her son as younger than he is to eke out the sympathy and spare cash of followers??

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I used to follow a " mummy blogger" who lived quite near me. Why mummy drinks .... Or something. She released some best selling books.

I loved her Facebook/blog posts all about life with her kids and dog, and they were always so... Timely.: " it's back to school today! Year 3 is such a challenge" etc etc.

Then i went to a book signing event at waterstones in Edinburgh ( she brought the dog), and she said that her children were actually much older than she portrayed them, and were well into secondary school.

I left thinking that she was a posh twit who massively photoshopped her own photos

 

[drusy]

Never seen it finish better than 4th out of 6, and I think one of those is now a lasagne.
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Update: 8 ran, and it wasn't in the top 5.

Tsk. The useless, bone-idle, lazy bastard. It's the horse version of Jack.

 

[Hollaaa]

I used to follow a " mummy blogger" who lived quite near me. Why mummy drinks .... Or something. She released some best selling books.

I loved her Facebook/blog posts all about life with her kids and dog, and they were always so... Timely.: " it's back to school today! Year 3 is such a challenge" etc etc.

Then i went to a book signing event at waterstones in Edinburgh ( she brought the dog), and she said that her children were actually much older than she portrayed them, and were well into secondary school.

I left thinking that she was a posh twit who massively photoshopped her own photos

Strong not actual Lorraine but the character Lorraine vibes.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Strong not actual Lorraine but the character Lorraine vibes.

Lorraine "growler" Kelly!?

Do not ... DO NOT... Google "Lorraine's growler". It's on a par with "Danielle Lloyd Pringles", and that kids' entertainer and the car exhaust (Mr Tumble?)