Jack Monroe #276 Breakfast at Griftany’s

[Cantthinkofausername]

So Asda are rebranding their basic range, just as Tesco and Sainsbos did (don't know about Morrisons). Wtf has it got to do with Jack? They've probably been working on it for a couple of years.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

So Asda are rebranding their basic range, just as Tesco and Sainsbos did (don't know about Morrisons). Wtf has it got to do with Jack? They've probably been working on it for a couple of years.

She invented the concept of value ranges.

 

[HotesTilaire]

She invented the concept of value ranges.

Right after she first dreamed of visiting Anfield....

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

She invented the concept of value ranges.

She invented it at the same time as healthy start vouchers. When she was 11. It’s how she got into Westcliffe.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Right after she first dreamed of visiting Anfield....

Yep. The Tesco value range blue and white stripes were inspired by her very first QPR kit, with the red added as she became a lifelong Liverpool fan

 

[LennyBriscoe]

What really grates my corned beef here is that Mr. Asda was able to order a nationwide repackaging (of mid-range products, they are all the same you know...I once drove past a factory on my way to Redcar and saw it through the window) and roll-out of Smart Price products within days when JM demanded it, but now they are teasing this new range which won't be widely available to The Poors until the summer?! Outrageous.

I’m sorry, you were going WHERE???

 

[Cucumberthunder]

She invented it at the same time as healthy start vouchers. When she was 11. It’s how she got into Westcliffe.

The healthy start thing is my favourite lie. I wish I'd seen it in the wild

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Deluuuuusionaaal.

 

[HotesTilaire]

She invented it at the same time as healthy start vouchers. When she was 11. It’s how she got into Westcliffe.

I read that as Westlife. Lord above. Mind, she is Oirish

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

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[BubbleDuck]

My favourite is when Jack claimed to set up the scheme that doesn’t actually exist , and a squig gave us this gem of a thread title

 

[Clovis]

Deluuuuusionaaal.

I try to be charitable, but these thickos really are something else.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I try to be charitable, but these thickos really are something else.
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Agreed. Even if she comes out and says it was nothing to do with her, they'd still say she must've had some influence on it etc. Ignoring the fact that something like this would probably take the best part of 6 months from inception to launch.

 

[BubbleDuck]

I read that as Westlife. Lord above. Mind, she is Oirish

Jack was actually the founding member

 

[Cucumberthunder]

My favourite is when Jack claimed to set up the scheme that doesn’t actually exist , and a squig gave us this gem of a thread title View attachment 1156717 q

You can tell when she's been caught in a lie because she doesn't reply. It was the same when someone called her out on her patreon the other day, she said they were lying, they pulled receipts then no reply. Same as her not replying to tweets on the Tiffany's earrings.

 

[PortiaControl]

Dresserman has tweeted about it, but sadly no shade to our pixie...

I had such high hopes for Dresserman initially.

 

[L3moning]

My favourite is when Jack claimed to set up the scheme that doesn’t actually exist , and a squig gave us this gem of a thread title View attachment 1156717 q

The best thread title is still "Hold my hoverboard, Lou, the squigs want to see my new PJs", though. Or "Why you sob? Russell Hobb"

 

[jenny2603]

All this kickyball business reminds me of that time David Cameron got his teams mixed up.

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...rain-fade-for-getting-his-football-team-wrong

Perhaps Jack's very calculated PR team could get a rumour going about her Sex Jacking a pig to distract from all this QPR/Liverpool confusion.

 

[Smeghead]

Jack was actually the founding member
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When she was in the band they were called Best Life

 

[Cucumberthunder]

The best thread title is still "Hold my hoverboard, Lou, the squigs want to see my new PJs", though. Or "Why you sob? Russell Hobb"

I started making up a serious of rhymes to console my crying baby based on "Why you sob? Russell Hobb"

Why you cry? Milk went bye
Why you yell? Nappy smell
Why you scream? Big bad dream

Etc

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