Jack Monroe #276 Breakfast at Griftany’s

[BubbleDuck]

Sex Jack, Sex Jack,
Her work effort's slack,
Met with Mr Asda
in her Pennywise Mac

Maybe she is working with Asda and this is our aneurysm??

Jack is staring in their next ad , and has both written and sung the theme tune

 

[Elastoblast]

Why you snooze? Liverpool lose
Why you poo and pee? Monroe recipe?

Why you pee? Slow cooker tea
Why you shove? Poor dead glove
Why you bereft? Cos she left

 

[Hollaaa]

I quite like the yellow too, but if Jack gets on the hashtag #ihavethisthingwithyellow I'll go full Downstairs Elmo.

 

[Kittypops]

Have we seen any hints at anything yellow of late?

Daffodils in the tiny garden?
Yolks in inexplicable eggs?
Citrine diamonds in Tiffany Jewellery?

Nope.

As your Asda delivery driver would say:"you're be'ind them times, jack mi'love, corr blimey!"

#You'll Never Rinse Alone

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Can someone do "the sound of silence"

 

[welcomespins]

I started making up a serious of rhymes to console my crying baby based on "Why you sob? Russell Hobb"

Why you cry? Milk went bye
Why you yell? Nappy smell
Why you scream? Big bad dream

Etc

Contributions welcome

Why you so cute? Toot toot (toot)!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

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Although it is good that she is highlighting someone other than herself for once you would think she could highlight the modern winners of Coda who have been completely overshadowed

 

[BlendedSlop]

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Good one, Jack. Now try applying it to real life

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

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Never mention the word Landslide again Jack. I’ve just had flashbacks.

 

[Smeghead]

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Big math, forensic monopoly

 

[Kittypops]

= buy me a house, paypigs.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Yeah but there's no John Lewis on a Monopoly board Jack, so it's easy innit?

 

[matchakitkat]

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God almighty, board game Jack is the worst. The worst worst

 

[Smeghead]

Yeah but there's no John Lewis on a Monopoly board Jack, so it's easy innit?

Wonder if she gets ptsd every time she lands on the electricity board?

 

[ednaturnblad]

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You earn duck all on the first lap this is a terrible strategy. Fucks sake Jack.

 

[Mogmog]

Wonder if she gets ptsd every time she lands on the electricity board?

Or demands money from the bank for her "gofundme" or "patreon"

 

[Silver Linings]