Jack Monroe #263 Pest-on, Pest-off

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Malkiavelli said:
She's still desperately, subtly hinting at the whole crowdfund a house thing, innit... but only Monroe can blame a "hellscape economy" on her own lack of discipline - well actually, personally think she's loaded really and the only reason she doesn't own a house is that she a) expects to be given one mortgage-free and b) knows this will happen eventually from her family anyway. So she doesn't need to be disciplined, but she does need to keep banging the drum..
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I think she's doing ok money wise. Better off than many but not rich. I really don't think she's loaded but only because she's spent it all on utter shite. I hope her parents leave everything to her brother, any of the foster kids they're in touch with and Cats Protection.
 
JJusa69 said:
What the actual duck?
Sorry, I'm not sure where this will land but I can't let it past.

She buys *herself* something ridiculously expensive.
What about taking that money and putting it in an account for SB FUTURE!!!
no where in that splurge of narcissistic bollox do I see any concern for anyone but herself. She's never been poor or just about holding it together.
Never.
This has left me furious
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Not that she seems to give a tit about him beyond selling his life story to the tabloids, but she doesn’t need to care cos they’re in to receive absolute windfalls off the parents, who had received windfalls off their parents. I know inheritance is horrible as you’d sooner the person was there but this is why 39p tinned tomatoes Jack never has to think about anything beyond her next bizarre shopping spree.
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
FYI Jack for when you have a check here later. I’ve sent this to the Trussell Trust today. Believe me, if you haven’t donated that £10k sharpish to them there will be a whole load of prying eyes looking at your finances.
I will happily give up my Tattle membership to tweet the TT response to your darling squigs if you haven’t.

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Disingenuous...nice one...snigger! 🙂

BeautifulTrauma said:
Please help me guys!

Im trying to think of the word in relation to Jack and the fascist merch. When she posted it it’s obviously at odds with what’s going on in the world, like it’s out of…. or some other word you would use to describe her actions. Like out of tune, time, something like that.

I’m slowly going insane here trying to think of the word!
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Out of sync? Dissonant? Discordant?
 
Pavlova said:
duck me. I wish it was a balaclava with no eye or mouth holes. Anything to shut her up!
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she's already got one

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She stated that she would give regular updates in the name of complete transparency, and then stopped mentioning it. The message I get is how dare anyone doubt her and she will give updates in her own good time. I am astounded that anyone can say that they are fundraising in the name of something and then not have to account for monies raised in a formal manner.
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
FYI Jack for when you have a check here later. I’ve sent this to the Trussell Trust today. Believe me, if you haven’t donated that £10k sharpish to them there will be a whole load of prying eyes looking at your finances.
I will happily give up my Tattle membership to tweet the TT response to your darling squigs if you haven’t.

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Smeghead said:
what I’d love is for someone (obviously not someone on here) to Tweet TT something along the lines of:
Hey TT, would love to know what you will be spending the £10k plus on that Jack Monroe gave you today (I think, today?) from the Dead People Can’t Riot brand. Do you have the money allocated for many things?
nice and subtle, plus a bit bitchy 😏
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👏 sent mine earlier today 👍🏻
 
Hypothetically - say Jack had been showing off terribly and saying the awful merch had raised £10k profit - but it was actually and more realistically nowhere near that amount - would she still be commited to having to donate £10k?

And as for never declaring what the other charities would be? So sketchy it is untrue.
She is obviously bored of it all now and hopes it will all be conveniently forgotten.
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
Thank you everyone for all of the suggestions, I’m pretty sure it was tone deaf I was looking for!

Dishoom was a personal favourite of mine 😂
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*air punch*

the day draws on, Monroe, where’s the money??

Jelly Bean said:
Hypothetically - say Jack had been showing off terribly and saying the awful merch had raised £10k profit - but it was actually and more realistically nowhere near that amount - would she still be commited to having to donate £10k?

And as for never declaring what the other charities would be? So sketchy it is untrue.
She is obviously bored of it all now and hopes it will all be conveniently forgotten.
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didn’t someone literally point out to her she *had* to be transparent as well? And got a pile on no doubt 🙄
 
Valiofthedolls said:
WTAF is a “reliable” hat? One that you can trust to remain a hat and not suddenly change into a pair of traaazzzzers or something? I mean seriously, WTF makes a hat “reliable”?
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I only like unreliable hats myself.

Jack. You could have bought a house (a teeny tiny one) you know it, you’ve pissed all the money away, including in a POINTLESS hat. Tell SB that.
 
Cheekymonk3y said:
If one needed the screenshots for evidence purposes, of Jackie confirming she would be donating the proceeds of all of the fascist shonk sales to the TT and the exact quote saying she has raised £10k and will be donating said amount on the 4th March - would one find them in the wiki?
Asking for a friend……
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Try in the media tab, I’m trying to keep it up to date with good photo evidence

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BeautifulTrauma said:
Please help me guys!

Im trying to think of the word in relation to Jack and the fascist merch. When she posted it it’s obviously at odds with what’s going on in the world, like it’s out of…. or some other word you would use to describe her actions. Like out of tune, time, something like that.

I’m slowly going insane here trying to think of the word!
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Juxtaposition?
 
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