Jack Monroe #263 Pest-on, Pest-off

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Griftymcgriftface said:
I wonder if the 10k is in the bank account yet?
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Vanelope said:
Rolling in off Twitter cos Shane Warne has died and it’s another horribly sad thing happening in the world and she’s saying she can buy a hat because she ate 30p chopped tomatoes for ten years so BACK OFF

will work backwards - is this a chaos? Hi 👋

been a really crap week mental health wise - been great for years but 2 year pandemic plus war plus nuclear I was struggling with Jack. Missed you lot tho internet strangers/cabal. I know - not an airport
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Oh that's really sad. Weird cos I was just reading about him yesterday saying he's making a comeback quite recently. Poor bloke.
Sorry to hear about your mental health, sending solidarity
 
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Silver Linings said:
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Her slum borough doesn’t have many houses under 3 bedrooms, but if she wanted to buy a house there’s a semi detached 3 bed live for £375k. 5% deposit would be £19k, stamp duty idk £5k? Legal fees another grand? She could get in for £25k but she has absolutely no intention of buying anything outside a palace.

Also get to duck probably never own? Ur grandad gifted ur dad sooooo much cash it’s shocking, this is public domain info why do you think we’re dumb?
 
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Yes Jack. I am a billionaire who is TERRIFIED of your campaign and how it is going to destroy my exploit the poors empire because you're so influential and wise. Or I'm a person who earns less than you in a month, has been poor for a bit in the past and has done actual work with poor people and you as a middle class, larping fraud utterly disgust me. I don't want you to be scared, I want you to stop lying and damaging important work done by actual campaigners.

Honestly if she was any good as a campaigner I'd look the other way on her making a prick of herself but she's not. She's an entirely pointless narcissist. Now where is the £10,000?
 
EddieBeds said:
As a distraction from the monstrosity of those tweets….

Jun Tanaka is on This Morning and has cooked fish - but put it into a cold pan to start with. Dermot and Alison were like ‘wtf?!’. Jun didn’t tell them they were ‘stressing me out mate’ or forget a key part of the dish. He calmly explained the reasons of putting fish into a cold pan then switching it on to cook. Am sure Jack will be nicking that explanation for future. It was his debut slot too - interesting to see if he gets invited back!
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I really like Jun Tanaka. He's calm, perfectly organised and that'll probably mean he's on Saturday Kitchen soon. Unlike somebody else...
 
jenny2603 said:
Yes Jack. I am a billionaire who is TERRIFIED of your campaign and how it is going to destroy my exploit the poors empire because you're so influential and wise. Or I'm a person who earns less than you in a month, has been poor for a bit in the past and has done actual work with poor people and you as a middle class, larping fraud utterly disgust me. I don't want you to be scared, I want you to stop lying and damaging important work done by actual campaigners.

Honestly if she was any good as a campaigner I'd look the other way on her making a prick of herself but she's not. She's an entirely pointless narcissist. Now where is the £10,000?
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I’d guess that 90 per cent of the people on this thread are the same. Stop taking money off people who have less than you and do some actual good for once (and not this performative VBI bollox that will help no one)
 
I think we are in for an almighty weekend chaos.

All Jack has ever wanted was to be famous, she finally got a taste for it, her tweet going viral launched her back onto our TV screens again. Over the course of 14 days or so she was riding high on selling her poverty story to highest bidder. She was on most TV morning shows, invited to be interviewed on News channels, wrote newspaper columns, name checked by celebs, meetings with Supermarket execs, mentioned in parliament, retweets from blue ticks, This Morning had her back on their cookery slop slot etc. etc.
She was on the highest of highs, her fame had come at last, and then Vlad went and did a war and no-one gives a shiny shite about the smol one anymore.

It's so telling that right now with the world in a perilous state and with Ukraine literally burning that she is having arguments over the type of material her leggings are made out of, being sad at not being able to buy her own dream house or not being able to show off her extravagant purchases without dissent.
What she is really sad about is not being WANTED by the media now, they have moved on and so will the squigs.
She is crashing down and it's going to be epic and I think I hear the tiniest of violins playing.
 
Just a quick reminder poppet (that puppy brain really is a bit forgetful today, isn't it): No One Owes You A House!

Hilarious, this is pretty much the only reason we are here. We just amuse ourselves with the other stuff to relieve the slopdom. :)
Smeghead said:
I’d guess that 90 per cent of the people on this thread are the same. Stop taking money off people who have less than you and do some actual good for once (and not this performative VBI bollox that will help no one)
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If she's only just started what was the 10 year run up for? 45p rice? Back of the net! 🥅
 
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