Jack Monroe #263 Pest-on, Pest-off

[BeautifulTrauma]

Please help me guys!

Im trying to think of the word in relation to Jack and the fascist merch. When she posted it it’s obviously at odds with what’s going on in the world, like it’s out of…. or some other word you would use to describe her actions. Like out of tune, time, something like that.

I’m slowly going insane here trying to think of the word!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Hopefully some of her patreons people will wise up to the fact she is not a worthy cause.
She is lazy and entitled. She does nothing for poor people. She has failed to produce the Boot Index or even talk about it (a lot of patrons stated they were funding her so she could be freed up to complete it, or even start it), she used a charity's good name for attention with promises of thousands of pounds - again radio silence. She needs to be very careful. The suspicion around the Captain Tom Moore Foundation is making people wary of alleged charity scams.

 

[JJusa69]

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Who else feels the need to put out such a dramatic, manipulative, embarrassing caveat each time they buy something?

But you don’t look banging. Baker boy caps are SO last last last last season. That’s what becomes of decades of scrimping and saving via pretending to live on the breadline. Poor fashion choices. You look bladdy ridiculous.

What the actual duck?
Sorry, I'm not sure where this will land but I can't let it past.

She buys *herself* something ridiculously expensive.
What about taking that money and putting it in an account for SB FUTURE!!!
no where in that splurge of narcissistic bollox do I see any concern for anyone but herself. She's never been poor or just about holding it together.
Never.
This has left me furious

 

[Vanelope]

I think we are in for an almighty weekend chaos.

All Jack has ever wanted was to be famous, she finally got a taste for it, her tweet going viral launched her back onto our TV screens again. Over the course of 14 days or so she was riding high on selling her poverty story to highest bidder. She was on most TV morning shows, invited to be interviewed on News channels, wrote newspaper columns, name checked by celebs, meetings with Supermarket execs, mentioned in parliament, retweets from blue ticks, This Morning had her back on their cookery slop slot etc. etc.
She was on the highest of highs, her fame had come at last, and then Vlad went and did a war and no-one gives a shiny shite about the smol one anymore.

It's so telling that right now with the world in a perilous state and with Ukraine literally burning that she is having arguments over the type of material her leggings are made out of, being sad at not being able to buy her own dream house or not being able to show off her extravagant purchases without dissent.
What she is really sad about is not being WANTED by the media now, they have moved on and so will the squigs.
She is crashing down and it's going to be epic and I think I hear the tiniest of violins playing.

I wish Vlad would go back to messing with our ads in a humorous fashion and leave other countries alone.

 

[Clovis]

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Whenever she brags about not shutting up and going away I always think of this:

 

[Valiofthedolls]

WTAF is a “reliable” hat? One that you can trust to remain a hat and not suddenly change into a pair of traaazzzzers or something? I mean seriously, WTF makes a hat “reliable”?

 

[MooBelle]

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I love it when she's nasty to innocent squiggles.we end up with new friends.

 

[Pavlova]

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duck me. I wish it was a balaclava with no eye or mouth holes. Anything to shut her up!

 

[Malkiavelli]

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No reply, looks like Prophet Jack didn't like to know. And so endeth the parable of the arselicking squig.

He spelt 'profiteer' wrong...

 

[jenny2603]

I wish Vlad would go back to messing with our ads in a humorous fashion and leave other countries alone.

I wish he'd bugger off out of Ukraine and annexe the crappy Bungalow. Come on Vlad- all the spoons, Cotwolds and slop you could ever want.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

FYI Jack for when you have a check here later. I’ve sent this to the Trussell Trust today. Believe me, if you haven’t donated that £10k sharpish to them there will be a whole load of prying eyes looking at your finances.
I will happily give up my Tattle membership to tweet the TT response to your darling squigs if you haven’t.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Please help me guys!

Im trying to think of the word in relation to Jack and the fascist merch. When she posted it it’s obviously at odds with what’s going on in the world, like it’s out of…. or some other word you would use to describe her actions. Like out of tune, time, something like that.

I’m slowly going insane here trying to think of the word!

Dissonance?

 

[MooBelle]

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Ooooh, she's getting shouty. So glad I don't have any meetings this afternoon!
I wonder if Jack Monroe has paid the £10k she raised by selling t shirts in the name of charity to the Trussell Trust foodbank?

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Please help me guys!

Im trying to think of the word in relation to Jack and the fascist merch. When she posted it it’s obviously at odds with what’s going on in the world, like it’s out of…. or some other word you would use to describe her actions. Like out of tune, time, something like that.

I’m slowly going insane here trying to think of the word!

Tactless, Tone deaf, Oblivious, ThickAsShit…?

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

Wait! She's autistic?! She's never mentioned it

Tbh the only one of Jacks ailments she's mentioned that I do believe she actually has is ADHD. She's just too performative and stereotypical with her wording for everything else. My brother has ADHD and he's v similar in the fact that he starts something, gets really excited about it then moves onto something else, rinse and repeat. Unlike Jack though he actually means well and genuinely thinks he will complete things but his brain doesn't work that way (v crude explanation so hope I haven't caused any offence!)

 

[jenny2603]

FYI Jack for when you have a check here later. I’ve sent this to the Trussell Trust today. Believe me, if you haven’t donated that £10k sharpish to them there will be a whole load of prying eyes looking at your finances.
I will happily give up my Tattle membership to tweet the TT response to your darling squigs if you haven’t.

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Well done, I shall follow your excellent example. People from the smallest to largest fundraiser need to be transparent- giving regular updates and letting people know exactly how the money will be spent. It just looks bad to say nothing and be online boasting about all your new purchases. More so when you already have a damaged reputation from the kickstarter debacle.

 

[Pavlova]

Please help me guys!

Im trying to think of the word in relation to Jack and the fascist merch. When she posted it it’s obviously at odds with what’s going on in the world, like it’s out of…. or some other word you would use to describe her actions. Like out of tune, time, something like that.

I’m slowly going insane here trying to think of the word!

Discombobulated?

 

[Lazarus]

WTAF is a “reliable” hat? One that you can trust to remain a hat and not suddenly change into a pair of traaazzzzers or something? I mean seriously, WTF makes a hat “reliable”?

It’s like this shite that my mum used to spout at me about buying a good jacket that’ll work well in all weathers, or good sturdy shoes

she has such an old outlook for a supposedly young woman! I can’t imagine ever coveting one of those cabinets she has, or having Wedgwood to sell in my 20s (whilst inexplicably keeping a hold of that blue Monsoon dress which was, in my opinion, something a woman in her autumn years would wear to a wedding).
no wonder she’s got no pals - everyone who has a similar outlook has shuffled off this earth!

 

[Malkiavelli]

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She's still desperately, subtly hinting at the whole crowdfund a house thing, innit... but only Monroe can blame a "hellscape economy" on her own lack of discipline - well actually, personally think she's loaded really and the only reason she doesn't own a house is that she a) expects to be given one mortgage-free and b) knows this will happen eventually from her family anyway. So she doesn't need to be disciplined, but she does need to keep banging the drum..

 

[Lazarus]

FYI Jack for when you have a check here later. I’ve sent this to the Trussell Trust today. Believe me, if you haven’t donated that £10k sharpish to them there will be a whole load of prying eyes looking at your finances.
I will happily give up my Tattle membership to tweet the TT response to your darling squigs if you haven’t.

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What a shame we don’t know the ‘other charities’ which the fundraising efforts are still ongoing for otherwise we could check in with them too. Imagine lacking *this* much transparency! I’d hate to be back at any time in her life or mine, but I’d especially hate to be Jack right about now.