Jack Monroe #263 Pest-on, Pest-off

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Jack, let's be absolutely clear, you haven't (checks notes) deleted these tweets yet.. nor have you made ANY comment regarding the transfer of monies made to bolster your ego support those in society YOU profit from. 10yrs of your bluster and bullshit has produced the square root of duck all difference to those in genuine need.
Big maths + Big mouths = Big Cheques so fire up that unlimited data package on your latest iPhone and head straight to your banking app. Do not pass Twitter, do not collect £200 (you haven't won 2nd prize in a beauty contest either) and try to avoid jail.
Do however, be as transparent as possible because I guarantee, this, has eyes all over it.
 
SweetTransvestite said:
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Jack, let's be absolutely clear, you haven't (checks notes) deleted these tweets yet.. nor have you made ANY comment regarding the transfer of monies made to bolster your ego support those in society YOU profit from. 10yrs of your bluster and bullshit has produced the square root of duck all difference to those in genuine need.
Big maths + Big mouths = Big Cheques so fire up that unlimited data package on your latest iPhone and head straight to your banking app. Do not pass Twitter, do not collect £200 (you haven't won 2nd prize in a beauty contest either) and try to avoid jail.
Do however, be as transparent as possible because I guarantee, this, has eyes all over it.
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Oh, I do hope someone isn't suddenly super poorly tonight! 🤒 Better send a truck load of doggos and cattos just in case. 🚑
 
ednaturnblad said:
Jack: buys clothes as a financial insurance policy

Also Jack: doesn’t know what the clothes are made of, which is possibly the most important piece of info to a buyer

Also Also Jack: I am very hot on accuracy
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Can we safely assume then, that she, most frugal and accurate in all things money, was royally ripped off when purchasing her pleather leggings? Not such a great investment then. Hilarious 😂
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
Please help me guys!

Im trying to think of the word in relation to Jack and the fascist merch. When she posted it it’s obviously at odds with what’s going on in the world, like it’s out of…. or some other word you would use to describe her actions. Like out of tune, time, something like that.

I’m slowly going insane here trying to think of the word!
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Tone deaf?

Out of kilter?
 
Silver Linings said:
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I despair. However….

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Capitalising trolls just makes me think of these guys.
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It’s like me with my bad reviews. Like 59% 5 star and 1% one star and it’s all EVERYONE HATES MEEEE. (Take note Jack, I actually don’t read the bad reviews anymore and I’m a lot happier for it. Maybe do the same with the snarkers??)
 
Feck said:
Can we safely assume then, that she, most frugal and accurate in all things money, was royally ripped off when purchasing her pleather leggings? Not such a great investment then. Hilarious 😂
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I don’t get why she has to lie and act like she buys the leggings and the coats and whatever as ‘investment items’ when they are anything but.

Just say you bought them cause you wanted them?

You can get second hand pleather leggings on vinted for £2.
 
She's always done this, it's a huge part of the grift. Hones in on one negative comment and makes an example of it to 'prove' how terribly abused she is. Remember she got one troll comment (out of hundreds) saying her hands looked dirty over on Insta and she brought it to Twitter to make a big hoo-haa about how she was born premature and her skin was too big for her hands. Couldn't make it up ffs (and yet she does!) 💀
 
Feck said:
Can we safely assume then, that she, most frugal and accurate in all things money, was royally ripped off when purchasing her pleather leggings? Not such a great investment then. Hilarious 😂
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Jack has a fortnight in Tenerife. "Look you guys I got a Chanel handbag, a Rolex and Gucci Sunglasses at an AMAZING price. Yeah they're so much cheaper if you buy from the beach retailers because they don't have the same overheads as the stores"
 
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