Jack Monroe #256 The Da Vinci Code is easier to solve than her timeline

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Orphan_Black said:
Whilst we eagerly await, here's an article about Jack & a Foodbank. Back then she was all about grabbing an opener and eating. Hope the vbi shows the inflation on tin openers, as the poor can't afford them now.

thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

Find out what Jack Monroe said when we asked her what more foodbanks could be doing to help

Read our report on the #TinCanCook Supper Club last week #VolunteersWeek2019 @TrussellTrust @Wefifo @realjunkfoodBri
thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

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🎼 All the food is brown
And the clothes are grey
I went for a walk
Down in old Thorpebay

I know Jack considers herself a wordsmith but do dragons guard piles of gold?
 
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Orphan_Black said:
Whilst we eagerly await, here's an article about Jack & a Foodbank. Back then she was all about grabbing an opener and eating. Hope the vbi shows the inflation on tin openers, as the poor can't afford them now.

thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

Find out what Jack Monroe said when we asked her what more foodbanks could be doing to help

Read our report on the #TinCanCook Supper Club last week #VolunteersWeek2019 @TrussellTrust @Wefifo @realjunkfoodBri
thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

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Terrifying. Strong papa vibes.
She told them about seriously considering eating a burger from a bin? I thought bin burgers were how SB’s dad helped sustain her back in those poverty days?
I assume the stupid carrot and kidney bean burgers 9p were a “f you” to daddy with his unending access to Big Macs.
 
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MancBee said:
Anyhow, I am with those that think the Valerie Barlow Index will appear. But it will be the work of everyone else Jack has managed to rope in, and will be a load of old hyperbolic nonsense and easily disproved lies.

I expect all her loyal followers (Jackolites? Jackomites? Jack-ets?) will be lauding her and saying it is the best indicator of inflation EVER. It will appear in all the media, she will appear as a talking head on every TV channel (except Channel 4) and Jack will be the darling of the moment.

A few days later economists, supermarkets and serious publications will prove that the Violet Beauregard Index is in fact bollocks, but it will hardly be mentioned by any of the mainstream media.

Then Jack will go back to relative obscurity...until the next time. But she will still be grifting off those stupid enough to contribute to her pocket money.

And so it goes on.
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Yup, then back round we go again on the Jack Monroe merry go round. Plus ça change. 😑


 
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