Jack Monroe #256 The Da Vinci Code is easier to solve than her timeline

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Valiofthedolls said:
Is there a character limit to what you can put in one post? Only I’m up against a major deadline at work so naturally thinking of spending time collating all the VB Indexes so far into one single post
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Do you have a Patreon I can sign up to? I'd like to help free up your time for you to carry out this vital work. If not I'll just bung you my credit card details, no trouble x
 
These people are so smug. "Once lived in poverty" - oh you mean that time ten years ago when she quit her £27k per annum job that her daddy got her in order to claim benefits and go to the foodbank once which Jack has now managed to parlay into a career as speaking for the poors, which includes a recent front page spread about how people are going to DIE and saying she's got £37 in the bank and wanging on on the radio about how she lives in one of the most deprived constituencies in the country and isn't well off by any means? Then a mere couple of weeks later posting about using the money from her neverending begging bowl for tattoos? Yeah good one.

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Is it just me that thinks people who do that are *checks notes* complete and utter insufferable wankers

ETA - because I am a fool who forgot to quote, just to confirm I am referring to people who say *checks notes* on tweets and I am not calling any beloved mothering ninny a complete and utter insufferable wanker

ETAA - MITHERING not mothering, feckin 🥕
 
Veronicaaa said:
These people are so smug. "Once lived in poverty" - oh you mean that time ten years ago when she quit her £27k per annum job that her daddy got her in order to claim benefits and go to the foodbank once which Jack has now managed to parlay into a career as speaking for the poors, which includes a recent front page spread about how people are going to DIE and saying she's got £37 in the bank and wanging on on the radio about how she lives in one of the most deprived constituencies in the country and isn't well off by any means? Then a mere couple of weeks later posting about using the money from her neverending begging bowl for tattoos? Yeah good one.

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Anyone who says 'checks notes' (unless taking the piss out of someone who says 'checks notes') in a futile attempt at sarcasm is a twit. Twice is a try hard twit.

Eta Although the lived in poverty might not be true
 
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Orphan_Black said:
I would honestly be astounded if there's anything decent presented tomorrow. I'd be shocked.

If it's just a bunch of worthless scribbles in expensive notebooks? Just don't bother, Jack. Seriously, don't be that shoddy and insult your slop-culters like that.
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If she's managed to rope some people into doing it with her, there may be something. Given her examples of price rises were shown to be incorrect though, I can't see what they're going to be able to demonstrate. The ONS were already altering the way they look at data anyway, so what is the point in doing this?

I agree with @Oohthedrama that it does feel like someone has been promoting her, to get her on anything they possibly can. I said the other day I thought that her agent has probably been the reason behind the comments being off on every article Jack has appeared in. I guess the hope is that Jack will secure some work, but the problem is she doesn't actually want to put in any work, so nothing is going to last? That and when it comes down to it she isn't actually that capable, she doesn't have the skills she pretends to have 🤷
 
Whilst we eagerly await, here's an article about Jack & a Foodbank. Back then she was all about grabbing an opener and eating. Hope the vbi shows the inflation on tin openers, as the poor can't afford them now.

thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

Find out what Jack Monroe said when we asked her what more foodbanks could be doing to help

Read our report on the #TinCanCook Supper Club last week #VolunteersWeek2019 @TrussellTrust @Wefifo @realjunkfoodBri
thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

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Orphan_Black said:
Whilst we eagerly await, here's an article about Jack & a Foodbank. Back then she was all about grabbing an opener and eating. Hope the vbi shows the inflation on tin openers, as the poor can't afford them now.

thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

Find out what Jack Monroe said when we asked her what more foodbanks could be doing to help

Read our report on the #TinCanCook Supper Club last week #VolunteersWeek2019 @TrussellTrust @Wefifo @realjunkfoodBri
thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

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She looks like the budget version of Billie Joe Armstrong in the bottom one.
 
Orphan_Black said:
Whilst we eagerly await, here's an article about Jack & a Foodbank. Back then she was all about grabbing an opener and eating. Hope the vbi shows the inflation on tin openers, as the poor can't afford them now.

thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

Find out what Jack Monroe said when we asked her what more foodbanks could be doing to help

Read our report on the #TinCanCook Supper Club last week #VolunteersWeek2019 @TrussellTrust @Wefifo @realjunkfoodBri
thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

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So glad you spoilered them! Why is she in her pinny outside near rail tracks?
 
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