Jack Monroe #256 The Da Vinci Code is easier to solve than her timeline

[BlendedSlop]

Ah, now we know what's going on the 4th plinth at Trafalgar Square.

If it means birds shitting on her every day until the bust develops its own black and white kumquat I'll allow it.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

I'm quite the sculptor meself dontcha know, thought I'd give it a go. I call this 'The Anti-Thinker' aka 'Pretty Vacant'

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Popped back. bleeping idiot is talking about intuitive eating, having a bust made of her narcissistic head and being bigger than she was.

I didn’t think my anger could get much worse for one person but she is topping it. Sorry Manc, but she really needs to duck off with Boris to where people who are absolutely intolerable duck off to.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Lingering honk

 

[colouredlines]

Come back Nintendo Switch Jack! Simpler times...

 

[Jelly Bean]

I hope all this larking around means she's finished The Index

Silly Jack. There are plenty of sculptures with hair.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Lovely. Because the world needs to know that your breath currently reeks of pork rinds Jack. Don't think I've ever come across someone who writes in such an off putting way before. Lord knows how she ever charms anyone into bed

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Volcanic Buttwad Ipecac

 

[Geetbo]

Lovely. Because the world needs to know that your breath currently reeks of pork rinds Jack. Don't think I've ever come across someone who writes in such an off putting way before. Lord knows how she ever charms anyone into bed

I've said it before and I'll say it again, she must have a tongue like an electric handwhisk.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Jack's new bust is ready.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I wonder if the bust will turn out like that portrait someone did?

 

[Emmapism]

A bust made of her?

Ha! Middle class Twitter's Princess.

Sure.

Sounds like a symbol made for an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Plus a huge waste of money.........so far, so Jack.

 

[Fruitjack]

It’s great that everyone can get pork scratchings to sort out their myriad health issues.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Coming soon; Pop Vinyl bobblehead Jack. Comes with it's own pink saucepan of slop.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Just read this and cried my eyes out.
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...volunteers-how-one-woman-fed-100000-londoners

How infuriating that someone as wonderful as Michelle gets no reward for tireless work and an ugly-hearted liar like Jack makes so much money from her nonsense.

 

[blurstoftimes]

Whilst we eagerly await, here's an article about Jack & a Foodbank. Back then she was all about grabbing an opener and eating. Hope the vbi shows the inflation on tin openers, as the poor can't afford them now.

Find out what Jack Monroe said when we asked her what more foodbanks could be doing to help

Read our report on the #TinCanCook Supper Club last week #VolunteersWeek2019 @TrussellTrust @Wefifo @realjunkfoodBri

thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

Spoiler: I found this pic of her and her smug mug is oof.

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Spoiler: The Southend Slayer

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this was the event i heard a first hand account of by someone involved in the real junk food project! Apparently jack was ill on the day, didn’t speak to any of the volunteers cooking her food and the meal tasted like dog food, lol

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, she must have a tongue like an electric handwhisk.

Reminds me of a Two and a Half Men Ep - Herb's Junk. Not sure if I'm allowed to post a Youtube link but the clip is on there.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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Here's my favourite bust with hair ❤ I'm surprised she didn't reference it but it was a popular kids tv show in the 90s so she was probably too old for it x #1978

oooh you beat me to it! Give a few more years of Jack’s nose-enhancing lies and the similarities will be striking…except The Head has more life behind his eyes