Jack Monroe #256 The Da Vinci Code is easier to solve than her timeline

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I think I'm going to have to spend VBI day dino napping. Whether it's homework done or mega excuses it's going to be :sick: .
As far as the "12 shy of a dozen" squigs are concerned she's either completed it mate and the whole world is using the magical new formula or they've totally forgotten about it.

Average squig brain in recent laboratory tests:



Despite sensible articles by actual qualified grown ups (e.g. The Grocer and Money Week) it's widely believed that JM has saved all the value ranges (from racketeering?) and forced the ONS to change the way they calculate inflation...all in a matter of days. Hurrah, and everyone cheered! 👏
 
Cucumberthunder said:
If my baby learns to nap for more than 20 minutes before I finish mat leave I'm sorely tempted to put together the jack Monroe timeline of lies.

It's more likely to get done than the vacant bathtub index.
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Mid grunk but please please let babycumber sleep for hours so we can have
a FORENSIC timeline.
This will be the hill I die on.
(Along with nose truthing and her random figure (40%more) plucked out of nowhere in a
panic when Jeremy Vine asked her by what percent HER food shop had gone up!
 
Falkor said:
She's now up to 746 patreon subscribers and STILL hasn't bothered to write them a welcome post!
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Good. I have zero sympathy.
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