Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!

[Captainmouse]

(you need your rhyming imagination on for this one)

When you’d luv to be posh
but are awfully gauche
that’s a molee

 

[kachoochoo]

I think I'm going mad... That's Amore keeps segueing into Oom Pah Pah in my head!

we deserve a great chaos after all this diligent work!

 

[GreyBudgie]

When Matt with forearms, doesn’t fall for your charms, that’s a mole.

When Monroes going live, but she fails to arrive, that’s a mole.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Amore gold Cabal *chef's kiss*


When you don't pay your tax
And your morals are lax
That's a molee

When you can't even bake
And you make fanny cake
That's a molee

When all you do is lie
And at Rishi you cry
That's a molee

When you grift without shame
And everyone else is to blame
That's a molee

When orange is your hair
And you just don't care
That's a molee

When Hopkins you successfully sue
And somehow you still lose
That's a molee

When daddy is rich
And you're such a witch
That's a molee

When you're a nonstop bleep
And a stupid taunt
That's a molee

When all you cook is slop
And that makes you plop
That's a molee

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

This has literally been THE bleeping BEST. Especially @MancBee.

 

[schmetterling]

When you‘ve stolen the tins
And ride off with a grin
That‘s a molé

Take me away Angles for I am deceased #longliveCabalChorus

 

[Scoopy79]

When your grandad is dead
You eat fishy eggs in bed
That's a molleeeeeeee

 

[Pixieboots]

When you "fix" Free School Meals
And feed vegans with peels
That's a molé

When your trainers are tall
And under trains you do fall
That's a molé

When your black eye's shiny
And you cry at Rishi
That's a molé

 

[Flash123]

When you hoot and you fizz
Bechamel looks like jizz
That’s a mole!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I think I'm going mad... That's Amore keeps segueing into Oom Pah Pah in my head!

we deserve a great chaos after all this diligent work!

If she’s not even tittering when she Grunks, she is totally a cold (gifted) fish!

 

[Flash123]

(you need your rhyming imagination on for this one)

When you’d luv to be posh
but are awfully gauche
that’s a molee

Embarrassed to say I didn’t believe I needed imagination for this one! How do you pronounce ‘gauche’?

 

[Captainmouse]

Embarrassed to say I didn’t believe I needed imagination for this one! How do you pronounce ‘gauche’?

Go sshh and you make the posh match po sshhh think mrs bucket

 

[KingBabar]

When you wear cat-like socks
And have a drawer full of cocks
That's amoleeee

 

[BananaSmith]

When your tweets are a shame,
But you're never to blame,
That's a molè

 

[kachoochoo]

Embarrassed to say I didn’t believe I needed imagination for this one! How do you pronounce ‘gauche’?

the "au" sound is "oh"

the "ch" is like "sh"

so "gohsh"

 

[BananaSmith]

When your life's in a mess,
While you wear a Viv dress,
That's a molè

(RIP Viv)

 

[Bellllls]

Squigs will ping, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
All spare cash to her Paypal
Squigs will pay, tippy-tippy-jar, tippy-tippy-jar
No blue tick, you're not her pal

 

[Shawads]

You got there in the end. I need the full 30 min edit period to rewrite the thread intro 10 times minimum.
How expensive was the parrot juice?

It was originally £44.99 & £4.99 today in their sale, obviously, I'll wing the can over to your once we've used it to make our curried risotto with a tinned food twist.

When you live in hotels
Sleep with slow cooker smells
That's... A moleee

 

[Nottonightbabe]

You say your lawyer you're ringing
But the cabal are still singing
That's a moleeeeee!

 

[PortiaControl]

When your cake's really dense
And your words don't make sense
That's a molé

I don't think I'll ever tire of these?!!