Jack Monroe #161 Jack Monroe is away, yo

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Her replies are hell fire because she is insufferable and talks so much bollocks people get mad and tell her so.

If she would stop talking crap and trying to be noticed by ever bleeping drama that has nothing to do with her like not even alittle bit, perhaps people would be more agreeable. Just sayin.
 
You guys! Don't you realise she single handedly got PM sacked? Her words are deadly missiles that hit with unerring accuracy...ping ping ping! 👏

What a load of plop corn we've had today! It upsets me that she's diving in with the unattributed Mind stuff, almost like the Literal Expert of mental health. "This is important" - we know! I guess she's got to be super annoying to make up for lost time and boil everyone's piss.

What's she got against ham?! Solidarity to all the hams (sentient or otherwise) out there.🍖 We got ya! 💪

I sense "negotiations" in this "absence".
And some actual work - hence the self-satisfied "I'm so brilliant" tone. 😏
The ego is big but in reality she is a tiny tiny fish (a fingerling no less!) in a huge ocean, lips flapping ineffectually. (So sorry fish people 😢. Try Rick Stein :))
 
I think she’s saying he was fired though, while the news alerts are saying he left (HE LEFT) That’s why she’s giving it the big I am, like she’s got the inside track. It’s going to be one or the other so she’s picked a side that makes it look like she’s in insider

(In my professional opinion, I think it’s likely they would have had to act, after all the complaints today (40k+) and he’s quit before he was made to - but he’ll have loads of very good offers from elsewhere so it’s really win-win for him)

I used to speak to the press office of GMB every day, I will let you know if I hear anything from my impeccable sources

ETA: survivors circle for anyone from a press office who has had to do anything with any ITV morning show. Solidarity
 
Brian Butterfield said:
She's used two turns of phrases that I said this afternoon in her Tweets.

She's bleeping tragic.
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Agreed. She the most uninteresting person imaginable, it's a wonder that she garners so much interest on these boards - from myself included. But then having thought about this a bit the other day, I can say quite confidently that I don't actually give one, solitary tit about Monroe as a person - it's what she represents. The winning, babyish no-mark who achieves success by forever upping the ante in the big game of playing the victim, making a career from saying the right things on social media despite there being a complete lack of logic and consistency, and getting gigs, money and acclaim because of it regardless of a complete lack of talent, skill and hard work. This is what the world has become and for whatever reason, in my mind, hers is the face that typifies all of the worst aspects of this tit, modern society.
 
Into_the_tunnel said:
Is the book done then?

Huge if true.
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Malkiavelli said:
Agreed. She the most uninteresting person imaginable, it's a wonder that she garners so much interest on these boards - from myself included. But then having thought about this a bit the other day, I can say quite confidently that I don't actually give one, solitary tit about Monroe as a person - it's what she represents. The winning, babyish no-mark who achieves success by forever upping the ante in the big game of playing the victim, making a career from saying the right things on social media despite there being a complete lack of logic and consistency, and getting gigs, money and acclaim because of it regardless of a complete lack of talent, skill and hard work. This is what society has become and for whatever reason, in my mind, hers is the face that typifies all of the worst aspects of this tit, modern society.
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Well said and I concur most vigorously.

I'll add that the ONLY reason I remain on these threads is the cable and the little community we have built. It's kept me laughing through some pretty bleak times.
 
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