Jack Monroe #161 Jack Monroe is away, yo

[Lanie]

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Deleted?

I am sorry but as she actually been in a cave. He's always moaning about them.

Fecking up to date this one ain't she?!

 

[Captainmouse]

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Indeed mackie did get a plum presenting gig, she totally buried it

 

[Mr Krabs]

She's doing the twitter equivalent of signing in and out of MSN messenger repeatedly for attention.

You've also got to change your name constantly if you REALLY want your crush to notice you.

cUt mY liFe iNtO pIeCes, tHis is mY lAsT rEsoRt ---<-@ is online

 

[Boyo]

Would “A nervous unqualified twit” be allowed as a thread title?

 

[Lanie]

Indeed mackie did get a plum presenting gig, she totally buried it

I am just so glad said it about time she realised we weren't talking shite to all along.

 

[Pantomimehorse]

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Yeah and that worked out sooooo well

 

[EllaEm87]

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“Involve me, a white woman, in your retweet’s!”

 

[Orphan_Black]

Can someone please explain how what happened on GMB is any of Jack's business? I done a grunk and I'm at a loss!

(How bloody fast is this thread moving again now Jack is Back?!)

 

[viggle]

She's doing the twitter equivalent of signing in and out of MSN messenger repeatedly for attention.

Ah, the good ol’ days.

 

[fauxpoor]

She’s basically saying what, 30 seconds, of Farage’s time is worth £63. He’ll love it. Jack wishes someone would pay her £6I3 for 30 seconds.

Imagine if Jack starts to do these cameos for money.
We could all have a field day.
And Jack will have the last laugh.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Nice to know that Jack is pro-cancel culture. Very interesting. Also, think we can rest assured that the family emergency was a load of concern-fishing bollocks.

 

[EllaEm87]

Monroe back on the Bandwagon, destination: CHAOS

 

[viggle]

Jack is pro-cancel culture.

Until she’s the one being cancelled...

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Tragic how desperate she is to get in there with a viral hot take.

A few days ago it was all "needing to be present for her loved ones" now it's "sentient ham this, and sentient gammon that".

She's an utter balloon.

I was wondering if some of these tweets were meant for a different account. Not her one about her insider call (that was clearly L and was after the news had broken anyway) but the others that suddenly went poof.

 

[colouredlines]

She is just desperate to be at the centre of this, isn't she?

Apropos of nothing, I would like to mention that Jack Monroe still hasn't updated her Patreon page since 23/11/2020.

 

[Vanelope]

View attachment 475004 qI’ve also had a call from my media insider BBC NEWS NOTIFICATION which told me the same thing, she is such a clown.

My phone is now my media insider

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Deleted immediately.

She’s a cowardy custard

What is it with her and self-thinking pork products? It’s not the clever name calling she think is it is

 

[Lanie]

Until she’s the one being cancelled...

It's ok though he's a rich man. We all know she has some weird beef with men who have a few quid and a pretty good job.

Yet here she is trying to insert herself where she doesn't belong.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Nice to know that Jack is pro-cancel culture. Very interesting. Also, think we can rest assured that the family emergency was a load of concern-fishing bollocks.

She's not someone who should be calling for others to be cancelled. She constantly fires off idiotic tweets without thinking -- i.e. comparing Tories and Nazis just a few weeks back, and seems to have poor understanding of political issues. She's exactly the sort of minor blue ticker who gets mobbed.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

'Very bad at being away' holy smokes I didn't know it could actually get more embarrassing. Just remove it altogether Jack. The more she does stuff like this I guarantee more squiggles are finding Tattle. I guess whoever it was in her family that needed her attention and focus can get fucked then? So so juvenile it's unreal

 

[nicjd1]

Why does she have a separate Instagram account for all her food shots? Why doesn't she just have a gallery folder in one of her 2 phones like a normal person??!!

When she says her mentions are a hellfire, does she not realise that people can see said mentions? She gets the odd disagreeing post on Twitter and starts shouting abuse.