Jack Monroe #161 Jack Monroe is away, yo

[Lanie]

Insider info innit. Wonder who told her?

Sssh it was the magic app in her phone, it's alias is BBC. Tell no one.

 

[Chip1984]

Anddddddd.....she's deleted the tweet...

 

[LavaFlake]

Sentient hams... genuinely makes me fume that she took inspo from sentiment mirror on that one. Just like all her "funny" content, it's been stolen or heavily influenced from somewhere else.

 

[KebabGirl]

Even my crappy work phone (actually crappy, too slow now to tell you the name of the person calling) had a push notification about Morgan before the tweet and delete.
Clearly the time away hasn't sharpened her reaction times for tweeting breaking news.

 

[Powershower]

Would have been breaking news if it hadn't been breaking news 10 mins earlier.

This is the most on time jack has been to any media story in a long time to be fair to her

 

[Debarkle]

View attachment 475004 qI’ve also had a call from my media insider BBC NEWS NOTIFICATION which told me the same thing, she is such a clown.

I can’t remember which room of hers has the radio on with BBC 5 live on all day but I reckon she was in there listening to same interview with a media expert as me and millions others!

 

[Mr Krabs]

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That egg looks so undercooked you could probably still hatch the bugger. Between that and the daffodils, there could be some serious gastric distress going on in Southend tonight.

2-3 new recipes a day? So, day one breakfast is toast with butter and jam, day two is jam with butter and toast, day three, layered toast surprise with jam. Quantity over quality.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Woah, here with the exclusives!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Ruby Tandoh very famously called Piers a ‘sentient ham’ in 2017. Finger on da pulse.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Deleted immediately.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I wonder how many times she's going to tweet before she gets round to removing the 'Jack Monroe is away' username.

She has obviously caught caught up here

 

[Powershower]

So is jack monroe BACK?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Powershower]

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She might as well @ us at this point really

 

[Scarletfever]

Tragic how desperate she is to get in there with a viral hot take.

A few days ago it was all "needing to be present for her loved ones" now it's "sentient ham this, and sentient gammon that".

She's an utter balloon.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Jack talking about her secret insta of cattos and doggos... has she forgotten about the gaily mail?

 

[Bombastic]

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This feels like rewatching life in my 20s when I was making the same mistakes over and over and expected different results

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Oh jack, I actually miss your maverick ways. It feels weird being all caught up!

Possible Thread title: We want you back, we want you back for good...

 

[SweetTransvestite]

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Which is obviously completely different to 'taking some time away from TV work' when you've been dropped from your 'slot'.

 

[colouredlines]

It looks like a baby with diarrhea's bum.

At least 3 of these ones should be seen by a dermatologist.

ETA: these are almost all old photos, but posted out of chronological order. Could Jack possibly be lying about how much and how often she cooks?