Jack Monroe #153 I blended my pears specially

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Peelings on Facebook:

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PS the pot of onion skins (posted today) has 1.712 likes, 138 comments and 59 shares.

The official Del Monte #AD Yorkshire pudding with fruit cocktail (posted on the 14th) has 141 likes, 13 comments and 8 shares. EDIT: 2 of those comments are spammers.

The man from Del Monte, he say, "What the duck?"
 
yeah, as a data quality specialist (copyright smol robots man) in ophthalmology (god, I've 📐 myself so much recently I'm surprised Jack's not at my door right now) who has done all of the admin jobs in the dept, you don't get prescribed eye patches! they harbour infection. they're sometimes still used for very young children with strabismus (squints) to train their eye muscles. but for an alleged insect bite? yeah that's a no
 
Jack needs the door for the first of her #JackShacks. It will eventually become a franchise, letting Jack Shacks out to people who need a small business space. The overheads are kept down because, unlike traditional brick and mortar, the walls are manifested simply by visualising them and therefore you don't need to worry about utilities or tax. You do still have to pay an exorbitant rent though; how else will she afford her ultimate forever home?
 
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Reaction to homemade bubble bath?

Falling asleep on the electric blanket?

Shaving - sorry, dermaplaning - and then adding an expensive moisturiser to the newly exfoliated skin?




ETA: hold something very cold against it and get on with what you're supposed to be doing. A frozen fish in a silicone bag should suffice.
 
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