Jack Monroe #153 I blended my pears specially

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Marmalade Atkins said:
Do you remember when Jack wore an eye patch under her eyebrow?

As yes - the lady doctor gave you a fake eyepatch. You fully made up your face and ran at speed to eye duck yourself at a seafront location. Seems legit 🙄.
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So you went to the Lady Doctor who gave you a fake eyepatch. You made up your face fully and then yomped down to some seafront location for a bit of eye bleeping. Seems legit 🙄

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Wouldn’t you only get an eye patch for a problem within your actual eyeball, and/or vision? My son gets puffed eyes when he gets bitten anywhere near his face, and you know what they give him? Nothing. They ask if he’s had antihistamine, yep. That’s it. Also. NHS real eye patches are basically gauze and tape, no? Not a black pirate patch. The swelling from an allergic reaction doesn’t last long enough for you to then be going down the pub after the doctor visit. If you’d taken enough antihistamines to get rid of it, you’d have a Dino snooze.
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Satisfying Click said:
"The doctor gave me an eye patch."

Dr: So it's pretty swollen but will be better after 24 hours
Jack: Should I use an eye patch?
Dr: I don't think it's necessary
Jack: But can I use an eye patch?
Dr: Err, if you want, but I really don't thi...
Jack: EYEPATCH
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Just like to add how easy it is to get an eyepatch...
15 years ago I went to chemist to pick up prescription with one of the mini moos.
Eyepatches were on display.
Mini moo asked for one so she could be a pirate. I said no because had no spare cash.
Pharmacist said 'oh take it' and that is that.
Jack, in a nutshell, you can just get eye patches from the pharmacist. You don't need a doctor's prescription.
 
PoorPatrol said:
Wouldn’t you only get an eye patch for a problem within your actual eyeball, and/or vision? My son gets puffed eyes when he gets bitten anywhere near his face, and you know what they give him? Nothing. They ask if he’s had antihistamine, yep. That’s it. Also. NHS real eye patches are basically gauze and tape, no? Not a black pirate patch. The swelling from an allergic reaction doesn’t last long enough for you to then be going down the pub after the doctor visit. If you’d taken enough antihistamines to get rid of it, you’d have a Dino snooze.
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Worked in minor injuries and A&E 🔺 albeit not in eye infirmary and can confirm no pirate style eyepatches. Even for those who needed eyes protected they got a plastic shield and some tape to stick it on with. She’s raided SBs dressing up box.
 
just found the originals lads, so I've signed them (yes, I have appalling handwriting 😁) (and yes, I originally wrote these in 2020, whatever )

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Marmalade Atkins said:
Do you remember when Jack wore an eye patch under her eyebrow?


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I love how the very next day after this she was going on about the eyeshadow and lipstick she had bought though..... however you'll note she didn't get as much attention on these as the calamity pirate pics. Makes you wonder.....
 

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FeelingPrawny said:
I love how the very next day after this she was going on about the eyeshadow and lipstick she had bought though..... however you'll note she didn't get as much attention on these as the calamity pirate pics. Makes you wonder.....
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Interesting that the naked palette was only useful for emulating black eyes way back in 2017, so you would imagine more skill might have been employed during #OcularGlitterGate
 
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